2017

> 2017
>still no super comfy Harry Potter triple A MMORPG made by Obsidian
WHY THIS MADNESS?

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Obsidian couldn't make a Harry Potter game because the HP universe doesn't make any fucking sense at all if you think about it for even half a second which goes against Obsidian's strength.

Regardless of the strength of the video game developer, Harry Potter games are and will always be a part of easily one of the dullest franchises in the history of movie franchises. Each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good though
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

Is this a JoJo reference?

That's why a stand-alone story, set in a different school somewhere else would work better, completely ignoring the events of the books/movies and the muggle world. But it won't be about HP specifically so it won't sell I guess.

Which house would you belong in Sup Forums?

nice pasta

who /hufflepuff/ here

Why HP? Why not just make it into a magic university game?

The HP setting comes with too much baggage.

Ravenclaw probably

...

It makes no sense to group up all the edgelords, clowns, etc.

>that slight smile on Ravenclaw
>but those freckles on Hufflepuff

I CAN'T CHOOSE

Slytherin as always

>Bitchface on Slytherin
OOooh baby we do have the best

Do you have some sort of alert for when a harry potter thread is made, or are you on Sup Forums 24/7?

genzoman's art is so shit.

Reminder that Hufflepuff is literally worthless.

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I always ended up in Slytherin no matter which quiz i took.

I'd like Ravenclaw, but I'd be Hufflepuff.

Not special, smart, or edgy enough to qualify for the others.

I'd be the average guy lumped in with the special ed kids. What a fucking nightmare.

it took you only 14 minutes to find the evil HP thread and pasta the shit out of it
>congratz

>Obsidian
Do you really like fanfic tier story with super special mc?

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I'm in Gryiffindor, apparently.

Probably hufflepuf
>chilling
>doing nothing
>the upperclass peers are probably high 24/7 and or sluts

Nothing wrong with it desu

how about:
>Harry Potter
>FROM

You don't need to qualify for anything. You literally choose which house you get put in.

>rolling through spell attacks the game

>Genzoman
Disgusting

>actually got one of the rare patronus in the quiz

Great to be me

Slytherin, apparently. I joined pottermore back in its beta stages because of something I don't remember and I quit immediately after I got, like, the basic robes or something.

Check out my wand, though.
Look at how FUCKING BIG it is. No joke, its legit.

that's a big wand

hufflepuff need more intense green eyes and she would be perfect

But OP, Hermione is a nignog. It's canon.

right?
I don't think pottermore allows anything that big anymore. I've never seen a wand that enormous

>meme wand core

11.5 inch, ebony, dragon heartstring masterrace reporting in. Also in Slytherin.

Why mmo though. No one plays mmos anymore. Kids these days are casuals and we, the first ones to actually experience mmos are either too busy for a commitment like this or too bored of the genre. Make it an action RPG and I'm sold.

>genzoman

Eh, I didn't pick it. Better than a fucking unicorn hair.

whats wrong with genzoman

>old pottermore

You need to update

I don't remember a 1-time log in from 5 years ago and I don't feel like signing up for a personality test. Unless there's some other website that'll just give me the same quiz without "signing in" and shit, then I just don't care.

Imagine being user in that board and having to be all like "damn, Shitposter, your pasta is fuckin' fine, all repetitive with your stale bait and horrific additions. I would totally reply to you, both Anonymously and as the real me." when all he really wants to do is post another Bane thread in his dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be user and not only sit in your chair while this autist flaunts his boring pasta in front of you, the sanefagged replies barely concealing the repetitiveness and autism, and just sit there, post after post, thread after thread, while he perfected that pasta. Not only having to tolerate his aspergers but his haughty attitude as the newfags tell him he's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, OC LOOKS LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch his extra chromosome fucking posting contort into types of shitposts you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been responding to nothing but a healthy diet of Arnold and katana and later alleged John pasta for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Sup Forums. You've never even seen anything this fucking boring before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on his rolling stomach as he giggles again and posts suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to sit there and revel in his "original (for that is what he calls himself)" pasta, the pasta he worked so hard on for months. And then he posts in another thread, and you know you could shitpost in every thread in this board before the mods could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking user. You're not going to lose your future posts over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.

I doesn't really take a lot of time and you could use a 10minutemail or whatever

Its only like 5-7 questions each

That is not how skirts work.

Just shut up and fap/schlick

nah only way a harry potter game would work is if it was made by platinum

It was like 33-29 Slytherin/Hufflepuff from the Pottermore quiz.

No matter what I do, I end up in fucking Gryinffindor, and it fucking infuriates me.

It's true that I value honor above all, yet it gives me the impression that I am a goodie-two-shoes no-brained bully-scumbag. That's where those faggots go.

I do not want to live near jocks, I want to live in a place that values abnegation, honor and strenght of heart. Not the fucking faggot-frat-brotherhood.

At least Gold and Red are god tier colors...

>got Polecat as Patronus
That's pretty gay.

Who is this Semen demon ?