Dead or Alive

>this is a fighting game character

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I have to fight my urge to fap

Why would you fap to a fighting game?

>couldn't even go 2 posts without mariepedos ruining the thread

Well here's the thing, this thread is bound to devolve into DOAX image dumping.

Might as well make it a Marie one

>this girl has violently decapitated hundreds of spider clan ninjas

No, this is who I want to be

This sweet girl? You joker.

Actually, considering that knowledge and how she's normally is actually creepy as fuck.

I get you, cow tits are inherently creepy.

B-but she's hot

She seduces them first obviously. That's why she needs to be hot.

No, she's a character action game character.

I have bought this game while on 50% sale before it got into freemium mode (you buy each character for 5$, then u buy costumes sets for 20$ even for characters you don't own because greed was greater than reason) because I have never played fighting game before and man, the boobs :-)

But when I play against AI, it is:
level 3
>it just stands there doing nothing
level 4
>I lose
Then I try online and when u finally manage to find not lagging enemy
>I just got rekt

Also the combos, the circle moves are impossible on keyboard and generally I feel like I have to put 100 hours into this just to not get rekt so fast.

Also why are almost all girls same model with one head? Why isn't there VARIETY?
There is only one girl with non huge tits and if I play as her I might go to jail for being pedo and her moves feels bad.

Is there at least one who plays the game and not just fap to his waifu?
How does one practice the counter moves?
How do I beat people online who just spams combos faster than my character?
How do I guard against recovery kick?
Why is the PC port so crippled?

Uh, no. That's my wife, and I would appreciate you taking this down.

>marrying a fictional character

Discord or Alive.

discord.gg/FQddJT7

Post some Honkers fags.

Well, I'm sure not going to be marrying anyone else.

sorry

>Why is the PC port so crippled?
Japan is all about consoles since generally their pc's are shitty. It's at best a nice gesture and attempt to earn little extra when they do something for PC

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Is there single normal poster in these threads? It's always looks like complete shilling to me.

Need more pictures in other angles of that outfit.

this hit too close to home

Get some bitch a greencard...

>got DoA5 LR some months ago
>seen constant DoA threads on Sup Forums in that time
>not one of them has been about gameplay

I don't know what i expected.

How can you even talk about gameplay on an image board. Fucking go to twitch or something if you want gameplay discussions, peoples stream like 4 hours of pure gameplay training/tips/advanced strategy for A SINGLE CHARACTER. FOR 4 HOURS.

You got me thinking now

>implying Sup Forums plays fighting games
DOA does indeed have a dedicated community that plays it.

Plays or "plays"?

And again, I don't know why I waste my time around this shitty site.

Wanting to marry a bunch of pixels is pathetic, man.

Welp, I shudder to think how twisted the world will be once sex robots appear.

Welcome to the real world

Yes

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moar in this position

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>Freeze! You're under arrest for the decapitation murders of hundreds of innocent spider clan ninjas!

Well leave then. Should be easy for you. Especially since it doesn't sound like you've been here too long

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Rachel a best
Rachel a best
Rachel a best

It will be perfect, waifu and no need for pregnancy

Anyone tried doalr beach paradise? I had no idea it or doahdm existed or what it actually is. Other than its a mod for doalr that turns it into a good model viewer.

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So adorable and fuckable.

Friend did that. Literally started preparing to move out from the day she arrived.

Kokoro a cute.

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I wouldnt fap to that shitty looking render.

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RETARD

this post is literally me

her face looks like she's trying to make herself vomit

Kokoro the cutest.

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>finished marathon-fapping to every DoA girl that spanned weeks
>feel empty inside

what do i do now?

Fap some more. What are you, a quitter?

Start over, and do it better

>Marathon

To pictures? Move to honey select with the 3D models.

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Even your dick needs a vacation. Let it take a week off.

my last DoA fap-a-thon had me fap to them again a week later so i suppose

i fapped to doujins, vids, sfms, pics, etc.i should do this honey clover thing

that's the plan

>render

you have no idea

Needs more cute tomboy

this is a japanese best girl

That's one perky ass

I want to cuddle Kokoro and be her sex education teacher.

> ywn Be dressed up as a slut by Helena.

But she's swedish.

and?

Top 5 lewdest girls in your opinion?

>Welp, I shudder to think how twisted the world will be once sex robots appear.
Lonely men will have a reason to live and will be more productive if they have to work to buy batteries for their robot. Nothing will change for most women except the number of betas they can mooch off of will decrease, so they'll go into full harem-skank mode and surround Chads or just be left without sex or have to get their own robots, a fitting fate for CUNTS who delight in making life awful for so much of the male population.

Nyotengu
Tina
Christie
Lisa
Hitomi (used to be purest...But her lust has corrupted her)

She's a perky girl

muh dick

Which DoA would you let stomp on your cock?

none
>wanting your dick to get stomped on
really nigga

none because it sounds like it hurts
I want a footjob from tina though, I don't even know why

So delciously thick...

You know why

Shoejobs / heeljobs are all the rage now. All the cool people are doing it.

the tomboy with red hair

tradition

what do you call it when you have a fascination with a specific sexual act and half a year later it's the coolest thing
because it happenend multiple times it's like I'm a trendsetter for fetishes

This
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So how's the Vita version of DoA3 Venus on the Vita?

It's sold out on playasia.

Hipster sex faggot.

Tina
Lisa
Nyotengu
Rachel
Ayane

it's fucking shit, don't bother
on the other hand all the motion files and music tracks were reverse engineered from it so thank fuck it exists

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I love this pic it's so Rachel. The domination, the joyful ownage.

Official sliders when?

mean she's not Japanese you dumb fucking idiot

don't let your dreams be dreams

s e m e n d e m o n

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thats not how boobies work

rude