You boys on this board are oh so silly

You boys on this board are oh so silly,
stop arguing for a moment and show me your willies!

I may be a master of fire, wind and rock,
but what I'm most skilled in is taking hard cock!

Ohhohoho!

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Post Shantotto porn lewds please.

>ultra powerful black mage capable of soloing armies and exterminating threats with ease
>does little to actively help save the world from extradimensional threats and villains, leaving it to a retarded mute and his/her band of teenage sidekicks
>just chills and 'experiments' in her house all day

is she /our taru/?

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kek

You're pretty good.

I want to facefuck Shantoto so bad.

I never understood what is happening in the original image.

OLD. LADY. GRANDMA

Her voice really doesn't fit her character. Tarutarus' bodies don't age, so surely she should have the voice of a teenager.

Serious question. Does she rhyme as well in the Japanese version?
If she doesn't, does she have any kind of verbal idiosyncrasy?

Pantomime cockular simulation

no, rhyming isnt really a thing in japanese because its already phonetic and therefor rhyming is easy mode and pointless.

In Japanese she talks like you would expect a 1000 year old lady with godlike powers and a superiority complex

YOU'LL NO LONGER TALK THAT TALK
AFTER YOU HAVE SUCKED A COCK

OHOHOHOHO

Yeah no thanks midget fur. Elins or no deal.

One of the (last) instances where the localization actually breathed life into the character and the Japanese fell flat

I miss woolsey styled shit, voice acting was a mistake

>One of the (last) instances where the localization actually breathed life into the character and the Japanese fell flat

FFXI and FFXII were drastically improved dialogue-wise when they went through localization

Even FFXIV's localization is superb, they use so many different English dialects it's great.

she says desu wa a lot

There are parts of XIV I really don't like though

>anyroad

HEAVENS

F O R F E N D
O
R
F
E
N
D

You heard the rat thing lets see them already.

IS THAT SHANTOTTO?

I WANNA FUCK HER REAL GOOD

LITERALLY
LIGHTNING

>I miss woolsey
What do you miss? The blatant script changes and mistranslations or the spelling errors?

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Why should she bother when a few retard adventurers in clownsuits are able to take care of it?

It beat the hell out of keikaaku meaning "plan" you drole weeaboo fuck

Japanese is a dogshit wooden language where nuance goes to die.

Thank the lord for localization that have the forward thinking not to listen to brainless weeaboos who wants to pretend their rice paddy language sounds good only because they have no clue what's being said.

XIV has a pretty shit world, story and cast of characters though, so the good localization is really lost since you don't give a fuck about what's happening or who it's happening to.

There is nuance it just doesn't translate well or at all you retard. Something deep in one language can sound completely retarded in another and that's why translators translate ideas not the actual phrase itself, something that weebs don't get

>succor

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Succor is a real word retard.

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so can we get around to the dicks already please

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it's not a question of whether it's real or not, you subhuman Nignogg

it's XIV's localization loving the fuck out of it to the point of overuse and hilarity

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>tfw lalafell fetish but no good lalafell lewds

Feels bad, man. There's way too much Taru porn but their stubby-ass bodies don't do it for me.

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>so can we get around to the dicks already please

>Appears in FFXIV's World
>Drops a meteor from the sky just to make a Staff

>Causes local lalafell to worship her and create a nation of black mages

>starts the chain events of the war of magi and great flood of Eorzea

>leaves

youtube.com/watch?v=eWI2lveDhUk

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OP, your attempts to be me are laughable at best.
Now, shut up and cum all over my delicious flat chest!
...whats that you say? You lot want to join too?
Dont fight, theres plenty for all, even the Humes!
Ohohohohohoho!

Lalas have the most disgusting proportions imaginable though

>I'm stroking my dick to Shantotto talking dirty in rhyme on a Mongolian fingerbox imageboard

This is a new low.

They're chubby and have nice thighs, and that's good enough for me.

Have you aught to say?

>ywn blow a load all over Shantotto's back

What's the point of life

so does she look much different in xiv?

What? Shantotto uses her tarutaru model. she looks the same as she always did

Tataru is cute :3

I really don't like her Heavensward voice.

...does her underwear have pockets?

Her name was mistranslated by the lalafell through the ages, but its the same Shantotto, if you play FF11 you will find out that she traveled through dimensions to eorzea and started the war of Magi to look for something.

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She has the same voice as ARR, same as everyone else.

Or do you play with the English dub?

You know I do user, don't do that.

The whole Void Ark Saga was ultimately because of Shantotto?

I bet you also think adding memes and accents that weren't present in the original script is an improvement.

It's hard to confirm since alternative universe (weaker) versions of her have been confirmed since a Shantotto Ascension. Could just have been one of those since it says lifetime and she was only gone for something equivalent to months. Though we know from her comments after returning that she had tried something and been trounced

>Even FFXIV's localization is superb
>Forcing MC hammer memes
>Literally changing characters completely for the sake of it
>Good

Eat your hamburgers Apollo.

Adding flavor and character to bland, uninteresting characters is totally fine user, yes

>THEY CHANGED SOMETHING REEEE CENSORSHIP CENSORSHIP

Kill yourself

>Adding flavor and character to bland, uninteresting characters
>Le epic memes and quirky accents now add flavour
>BUT NOT WHEN NINTENDO TREEHOUSE DOES IT
>Judging writing when you can't even understand the language

I bet you think Matsuno's games had a good localization too because faux victorian english pleases you and makes you feel all highbrow and fuzzy inside.

Protip: You're just another dumbass who likes to choke on shit and literal fanfictions.

I just like to read interesting characters and dialogue instead of wooden anime characters that deliver their lines and exit stage left

It's like how Xenoblade is GOTYAY literally because of the amazing localization

>I just like to read interesting characters and dialogue
>Memes and accents make characters interesting

This board has become such a fucking joke.