Real Lives Thread 2.5

New OP boys.

will legit be mad if you dont devote your life to kung fu

With our stats why not

Little penis boy

Mom became a farmer

What do guys

You must train and become the new Jackie Chan in America.

>born in Wu
kys cao cao is coming

Damn, didn't work. Well, at least I'll still be around to watch over my sisters hopefully.

I got caught.

Will do. Might try to emigrate to Europe like said.

No, you must train and become more athletic.

>learn more

kekd

No need for brains when you have brawn

Well excuse me, mr. Mandela

aaaaaAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

Nevermind, forgot that being drafted removes you from the household. Oh well, more money for me.

Having several let's play in one thread is probably not a good idea.

>goiter

Okay, I'll let OP take over.

Alright, we may have been held back but surely you guys won't fuck us with this.

Physical Training and Sports.
Jackie Chan dude, Jackie Chan.

PHYSICAL TRAINING

Got that covered senpai.
I also chose fashion and music.

Do we give in, guys?
Also we are not wise at all.

No no no, don't ruin our body.

>asian male
>not smoking cigarettes

Dejen de usar sus juegos electrónicos para burlarse de los habitantes de paises pobres, maricones de mierda.

we gotta be healthy if we wanna become Jackie Chan

Going with first posts because of how slow this is rip the dream

What do? She's stronger than us, Chad the Chinaman, but she's an uggo

But what about our future career in Kung Fu Movies ?

>She is stronger than us.
Yao kit-ling sempai

Strong mongolian barbarian gf would only want us to be strong too.

I made an executive decision.
She's into our A E S T H E T I C S

Of course not, we are a 7/10 fit guy, we will marry a hot american later when we will be the next Jackie Chan.

We better find someone better once we're jacked as shit.

Sure sure but for now let's enjoy our time with our GF-

FUCK.

We're too weak for her

good, [training intesifies]

>many people would consider their lives incomplete without a romantic relationship

Wtf at least fuck her once

Give up, we must train more

Yes, we probably cannot get up because she's too ugly.

I felt that way once and then I found Sup Forums.

I'll wait for more replies for this one.

By the way, we're getting WEAKER.
Fucking poor ass parents feeding me plastic rice.

we are not strong enough.
*training sequence*

So like we're really healthy but somehow we're getting weaker and losing stats
No wonder the uggo left us.

I am a CNfag whose family is from Guangdong. It is the boonies of China. Everything is backwards as fuck and far from any metropolitan lifestyles.

time to travel to America and become a movie star.

No, we must train harder.

I missed a thread due to faggotry. What happened to our 98 smoking hot russian

Died of colon cancer at age 70 something.

stop watching high school musical fag, time to get ripped by sheer training.

dead but she got a lesbo daughter

Do we want no trabble or do we help?

I support this. Start walking Chad the Chinaman. By the time we get to America we'll be /fit/ and Hollywood will beg us to make movies.

>tfw no Real Lives game set in the WW1/WW2 period

Could it be our future master?

I've played this game!
Help. He becomes your quest giver.

She became a marketing director married to a artisan and died from breast cancer at 70.

...

Could he be a drunken master?

yes, he might me a secret martial artist that will tell us his secrets.

I knew the titties would betray her.

Make them eat all the eggs

OH FUCK BOYS HERE WE GO

rev up those martial arts cuz we are going to war.

20k chinamen dead and we're sitting here worrying about school.
What do boys

LETS GET DOWN TO BUSINESS

It's because we spend too much time on music and fashion.

No. Only training.

I can see it now
>Your child will likely die without another ration card
>Resort to cannibalism?

How do I make my NEET spouse and children get fucking jobs?

inb4drafted

OH. FUCK.
Rip the hollywood dream

FUCK

No, and focus on physical training and sports.

fuck school we are martial artist.

does Jackie have a degree?

rekt

I guess we're getting there?
What do we do about the draft boys

report, we are going to become punished Sen Wu-han

THERE'S A WAR OUT THERE
FORGET SCHOOL
GO TO A GYM AND WORK OUT THOSE MUSCLES
There's going to be a lot of lonely widows available.
Damn. IGNORE
THE ARMY WON'T TAKE AWAY THE NEXT JACKIE CHAN

Played as Rajesh for the first time
Next 6 rerolls also in India

I know it's shitty life sim, but c'mon

Don't be a coward you will shame your ancestors

please post whole screen in screencap so we can always see stats/history

Move out to America.

We're military men now, boyos.
Anyways I got normalfag plans so I gotta blow through this and make some executive decisions.

Haha still better than Drumpf though.

Anyone else is free to take over if they're displeased

Also fuck this we didn't get to kill anyone

Go adequate and then move to America after your duty.

SINGLEHANDEDLY ENDED THE WAR

We go an uggo boys. What do.

Bear in mind there aren't a lot of women in china

nah

I'M STILL IN A DREAM SNEK EATER!!!

>asian country
>attractiveness of everyone isn't all the same

THAT APPEARANCe
THAT... intelligence.

HELL YEAH NIGGA

But there are plenty in america.

Nah, go to America.

>Mao
Ofcourse comrade.

No. We must live a lonely life

Her being sexy and stupid is perfect, she'll get kidnapped by gangsters and you'll have to beat them all up

>Implying asians dont find that low intelligence a plus
go for it

You can take her to America if you want.

I'm dating her. But... We gotta go boys

America Los Angeles !