Listen up you fucks. Names Dave.
Im about to make some low quality youtube videos. Too poor to afford a good computer right now so im embracing the ways of low quality. support me or not i dont give a flying fuck. but let it be known that its comin and you can keep an eye out for autisim.
im answering all questions and shit.
are you from iowa
oh god no.
jesus fuck. no. im not.
also just throwing it out there the first playthrough will be Dark Souls Sorcerers guide. for any of you fags that look forward to absolute trash.
define bad quality, dave.
What kind of method to record your gameplay are you gonna use?
sit on my fucking computerless computer chair, hold nice phone pointed at the tv and give my shitty commentary. i have to hold the phone between my legs so at least its not shaky i guess. but gameplay is at least good. everything else is shit. ive wanted to do these for a long time and im tired of waiting to save up for everything so while I save ill make low quality videos and just have fun and fuck around.
hoping v will colaborate so at least i have something to go off of.
>youtube
choose another career, Names Dave
phone pointed at tv and me fucking around not taking shit too serious.
doing dark souls but im not complete shit so that has to count for something i guess.
what drove you to this terrible and uninspired idea
>always wanted to make vids even if nobody sees them
>all i have is a phone and myself
>while save for equipment I make a shitty joke channel
>embracing the fact that its shit
i honestly have stopped giving a fuck
Pointing a phone at a TV is going to look and sound like shit
It's already hard enough to attract views with high quality videos, you better be the most entertaining man in the world to try it with less than nothing
No one cares Dave
im..im confused. you would rather make shit videos than wait to make good ones? is this supposed to funny or are you really trying to get viewers to enjoy your homemade content?
i know
id rather make some videos than none.
is that a challange?
Yes it is, go fulfil your destiny of being a Youtube sensation Dave and don't forget about me when you make it big
dave I want you to know youll fail and you WILL NOT get views
Update us when you have your channel up and running
this
Sup Forums will be the first place i advertise.
and you people act like I dont know ill fail.
because i know I will. My name is dave and im destined to utterly fail
honestly the longer this thread goes on i feel like this will be better than Dave here tells us it will be. Ill keep a look out. it may be fun to watch this shit go down. im expecting shitty as fuck quality dave dont dissapoint
i agree. dave you better be a fucking legend
You guys are expecting too much holy shit its called "shitty" for a reason
ill come back in a day with a link but yes. you people need not get your hopes up.
at least you know it
I'll be sure to assist in your quest to reach 20 subs
This better be the best fucking thing I've ever seen in my whole damn life Dave or I swear to god
>mfw dave's channel produces actually fantastic content and Sup Forums loves it for a year
>2018 hits and dave's channel explodes into mainstream popularity
>Sup Forums starts saying them always hated him
can't wait
>implying 20 people would want to see this shit
you people under estimate the shit quality of this project. im literally going for bad quality.
>tfw im actually hyped for daves terrible content
am I autistic? are other people in this thread hyped? Will somebody please keep Sup Forums on the update so i can keep track of this shit??
Put me in the screen cap
alright dave. all eyes are on you now.
you promised us legendary videos and now we wait.
this guy has the right idea. screen cap so we can keep track of the legend of dave.