Bragging thread

What is your greatest vidya achievement?

I got a triple kill in halo 2 once

Played the game for the first time

Putting down vidya, getting my master's degree, a good job, and social life. Don't know why I still come here. I guess it's just out of habit

Pressed start

I fucked your mom while watching loli hentai

I don't whats more pathetic, you lying or telling the truth.

Maybe 100%ing spyro 1, 2, crash bandicoot 2 and tomba in a day. Took like 7 hours, didn't eat from start to finish.

I say telling the truth because he posted because he wants the attention of socially retarded neckbeards in order to be validated and noticed by senpai.

I've beaten Ghost 'N Goblins four (two?) times.

I've beaten Ninja Gaiden NES.

I've beaten Mario 2 JP

Played through Mega Man 9 as Proto Man and only used the buster for bosses, including the boss rush with no energy tanks.

I'm uh, in the process of clearing F-Zero GX's story on very hard and I recently stomped a whole server in Titanfall 2 and cleaned a few mechs on foot so that was cool. That's about it.

Wow, I'm borrowing that insult, grade A shit senpai.

My grandma gave me her Choplifter cocktail arcade and I got pretty far. Now I can sell it and emulate it on the laptop it gets me.

Yeah this. Lying is far less pathetic.

I won $140 in a amateur Rocket League tournament. No other game has made me money before. I'm not even a Rocketeer...

Good job user, treat yourself with it. You made money off of vidya.

Stopped a friend from buying in to the no mans sky hype.
He was so grateful he bought me some games on steam.

Still feels good.

second place in UGC highlander

Literally owning this.

I've beat Castlevania 1 without dying and I've beat Castlevania 3 and 4 without using a continue. Right now trying to beat 4 w/o dying, got to dracula a couple times and fucked it up.

this isnt a vidya archievement retard

Cave story on Hard
Order of Ecclesia level 1 run
Beating new game + hard mode Daemon as a Warrior in Dragons Dogma

Beating MGS3 on Vita with the static camera

Not bragging about my achievements on he internet

I used to be a small time celebrity in WoW back in 2006-2007 due some rather cringeworthy PvP videos I made and because I had a pretty big presence on my own server, along with being one of the most geared PvPers out there. People would make alts on my server to talk with me about PvP and my videos and just to be fanboys.

It's weird. Even just a small amount of fame makes you kind of miss being admired.

When the film The Wizard (1988) came out, there was a cross-promotion with both Nintendo and the chain-store Myer to see who could be "the next wizard," so to speak.

I practiced the ever-loving fuck out of Super Mario Bros, Mike Tyson's Punch-Out and some standard road racing game. I made it through the first round and won the local store title (and a Deluxe NES pack, including that fucking robot that never worked), and I was set to dominate the state title but my timing was off and I couldn't get the stars necessary to beat Glass Joe faster than the 43 seconds needed.

Ironically, that day while practicing, I managed to knock that fucker out several times under 30 seconds. I was really damn pissed off.

I have none. I'm decent at most games, but not exceptional at any. I'm not autistic enough to practice all the time in games to play on a very high level.

F-Zero GX.
> 9 creators beaten.
> Story mode beaten on Very Hard.
> All ships unlocked.

Now that was a game.

Master. Sc2.

DRAKEDOG IS THAT YOU

>achievement unlocked
>die for the first time.

>What's your greatest vidya achievement
>Something not vidya

Special kind of retarded you are son

Soloing Gogmazios and earning my G-Crown.

I know many people have soloed him in a fraction of the time I took, but I don't care. It was a true ordeal for me, having to endure facing a boss that could one-shot me for 50 minutes, and many times failing to beat the DPS race and losing that 50 minute attempt anyway.

Humble brag. Still comes here because life is still empty.

My greatest vidya achievement will be actually making vidya after I suffer through half of this year.