Is there a possibility that Mass Effect: Andromeda will be good, since this fat fucking waste of everything isn't working on it?
Is there a possibility that Mass Effect: Andromeda will be good...
I hate to break it to you, but Bioware has many, many more shitty writers than just Hamburger Helper. Not even mentioning awful gameplay and the worst animations ever known to man.
>those comments on ME official fb
My brain cannot handle, its like they being indocrinated what the fuck
No.
Also, DA:I is their worst game yet, even less fun to play than fucking DA2. And I'm thinking Andromeda is gonna be more or less that but with some shitty cover based shooting.
>Cisquistion in SPACE
>good
Bioware died years ago user. Accept it and move on.
>mfw ME:A turns out to be great and Zelda: BotW turns out to be shit
Does H.Helper still work there? Completely forgot about her.
Oh, come on. Don't do this to me. I want to BELIEVE, damn it!
This, all the talent at Bioware has long gone.
Loghain did nothing wrong
... this is a joke, right? RIGHT?
Andromeda looks like Inquisition in space. So whether you thought inquisition was a completely mediocre salvaged mmo, or if your with , then thats probably what you can expect from Andromeda
It is.
The combat looks fun
Her fucking face in that close up, I want to punch it so hard
Absolutely not.
She never worked on mass effect tho.
The sooner Bioware dies the better. Everything post Mass Effect 2 is destroying their legacy.
That's a fake image, but they actually legitimately for real 100% hired the girl from the GTA V virtual rape shit as a writer.
>treasonous grab for power because you were butthurt the king was building relations with the french
I only wish I could have killed him during the fight instead of stopping the fight and then killing him as he stood there
I always think its dsp in drag for a second
Hamburger was just a fanfic-tier writer who locally spoiled things that she touched. Simpler times. Bioware as a whole has been corrupted at this point, so I wouldn't count on it.
Let's try to find out
>Bioware
No. It's fucked.
>all these scared withcer drones
Andromeda is going to blow that garbage straight out of the water, all this 'negative hype' is just retarded cdprdrones shilling their garnage game, prepare yourselves accordingly.
She actually wrote some of the best parts of DA:O to be fair.
I hope you're right user.
As someone who's a massive Bioware apologist(I straight up enjoyed ME3 and DA2), and found Witcher 3 to be boring as all fuck. I have no interest in Andromeda what so ever. It just looks so bland and uninteresting and like they learned nothing after making DA:I.
>Less than 2 months to release
>Minimal advertising from EA
They're clearly setting expectations as low as possible
I want a Space Western and Andromeda looks like it's going that way, kinda.
No idea if it'll be good or not but if I can I'll probably be out for humanity more than any other species, if I can't fuck the rest off anyway.
As long as the game doesn't go full retard and tell me shit about the character I don't need to know (like their sexual prefrence and eating habits) without asking, I think it'll be alright.
I'm here to shoot aliens and find a new home for humanity, I don't give a shit if you're vegan.
If the game does go full retard then they may as well allow us to romance every fucking rock we see. Our sister or brother too. Just fuck it.
>PEE BEE
I don't think Witcher fans are too scared
You don't realize that creating a game such this one is a team effort.
Hamburger Helper was able to insert his bullshit because someone said "yes, we will use your ideas", this means that he is not the only one with that attitude in team.
How you're actually asking that after everything we've seen and know is beyond me. It's going to be worse than ME3 but you'll buy it anyway you fucking cuck, hell you've probably bought it already and are doing the whole "I hope I didn't fuck up" routine.
Kai leng isn't in andromeda so it can't be worst.
You seem..........
..................
... upset.
Hamburger Helper never worked on the Mass Effect series.
No instead we have Shrek complete with comdey animations for the kids, a clown girl who can take a gun like she's making balloon animals, and "not protheans" shit's fucked.
I saddens me that people can look at the vids we've got of ME:A and still think it might be good.
>I saddens me that people can look at the vids we've got of ME:A and still think it might be good.
True.
The game does not seem too good in the most important aspect, gameplay.
In addition the game supposed to have kind of crafiting system and that was just great in Inqusition, likely the exact bloody same here. Just a new coat of paint.
Only Biotic Power I've seen thusfar that I like the look of is that Biotic Shieldwall.
I liked ME3. I played it for the multiplayer, Mordin, and that one scene of sniper practice banter with Garrus.
If the multiplayer still stands up, if there's one or two good characters and scenes, then I'll play Andromeda too. Not first hand, but borrowed from a mate after they're done with it, probably.
TORtanic had the very same CQC scene in it.
... a-and then it was taken out... and Sup Forums was wrong about about it being TORtanic...?
Whoa made my nog jog a little too hard for a sec.
Memesters were wrong that it was a huge flop, but no one was wrong when they said it's a shitty game with animations that should get whoever made them fired.
She never worked on Mass Effect games and hasn't worked for Bioware in like 3 years, I'm sick of seeing her face let the bitch vanish into obscurity.
I can guarantee that ME:A is NOT going to be a game about space settlers that doesn't feature a strong criticism of imperialism.
Gotta start single player to get to the multiplayer apparently.
Since supposedly the multiplayer ties into the main story and will have some kind of effect on it.
Multiplayer is called Strike Team and will more than likely be a mix of ME3's and DA:I's multiplayer modes.
No soruce on it playing like that just kinda what I assume when I hear Strike Team.
>ME:A is Not a game about sapce settlers that doesn't feature a strong criticism of imperialism.
I'm British, I'm going to go full imperialist and there isn't a goddamn thing they can do to stop me.
Not here to make friends, I'm here to find a new home for my people, if the locals don't like it I'll civilise them.
Isn't that how they always handle it, though? Only reason people became aware of DAI much earlier was because Bioware announced prior to saying got get delayed for a year.
>he actually bought it
Get the fuck out of my country.
>I'm British, I'm going to go full imperialist and there isn't a goddamn thing they can do to stop me.
Then you're gonna endure incessant whining from the whole character cast about how you're evil and the lesser aliens are just noble savages and shit.
>I'm going to go full imperialist and there isn't a goddamn thing they can do to stop me.
>Implying Bioware will give you an option to be "evil" and not streamline you into only one real choice
>I'm here to find a new home for my people, if the locals don't like it I'll civilise them.
Milky Way people have already settled and built towns, there's even crime lords.
Who else is picking this up? I think it'll turn out better than expected and the multiplayer will be far better than the garbage in DAI.
I don't care. They can bitch and moan, I'm doing my job one way or another.
He absolutely did you double nigger
>Milky Way people have already settled and built towns, there's even crime lords.
Then what's the point in us being the Pathfinder for humanity if humanity has already settled?
Doesn't that kinda break the narrative?
No user, It will be a generic ancient evil has awoken and humanity have to save the day.
>Then what's the point in us being the Pathfinder for humanity if humanity has already settled?
You'll find... other places? It's not like humanity has definetely settled, but there are already settlement like the trailer showed.
>Doesn't that kinda break the narrative?
It's almost like Bioware are terrible writers!
>Not sending them out the airlock if they whine
>Doesn't that kinda break the narrative?
The name of the game is to get gay with aliens. Everything else doesn't matter.
They've barely showed shit that was in other games. Hell most of the enemies in the game are still the same assholes you've been shooting since the second game.
>Is there a possibility that Mass Effect: Andromeda will be good
Magic hate ball says fuck no.
It's out in what, two months and there has been zero marketing.
ME1, ME2 and especially ME3 had massive marketing campaigns.
This game is being sent out to die because it is shit.
Then EA can shut down Bioware.
>implying you will be able to do that
The marketing is supposed to mimic Fallout 4 and should be ramping up this month.
They won't even give you that option
Right but if humanity has settled enough to be crime bosses and have some planets colonised then it's more or less the same. Humanity has a foothold. Just need unifcation.
>Bioware are terrible writers.
It's sad that this is true.
>The name of the game is to get gay with aliens
I thought the name of the game was to shoot aliens and have inappropriate relations with our crew.
Of course it's possible that ME:A will be good, but judging by the material they've shown so far, I'm still expecting a mild train wreck.
What air lock? Are you fucking stupid, do you think Bioware would let you kill party members? Why are you setting yourself up for disappointment like this?
This is not the same Bioware that made DA Origins where you can just kill Leliana. They are fucking gone.
It was a joke you turbo autist.
Id sooner stick my dick in fucking a lump of dogshit thats infested with cock eating maggots that just simply look at that monster again
Previous games in the series had months of build up - not A month.
the difference of mid-tier EA-bitch Bioware and shit-tier SJW-cancer Bioware is best demonstrated by a comparison of the marketing between the second and third games.
>Mass Effect 2
>dude, better cover system and ammo
>bro, that sexy Australian chick from that spy show is in this shit!
>dude, we even got the sexy android chick from that nerd show as the voice of the ship!
>Martin Sheen!
>it's edgy, it's dark!
>assassins!
>alt-chick psychics!
>you're working for the BAD GUYS!
>dude, suicide mission!
>SHEPARD IS FUCKING DEAD!!
>Mass Effect 3
>h-hey it seems a lot of you actually play as a woman so let's establish a canon look for her
>vote in this poll
>oh fuck the winner was too triggering for tumblr
>umm uhhh, second poll with uglier choices!
>AN ANCIENT EVIL
What sold better in the end? 2 or 3?
No one has even mentioned the witcher, andromeda looks okay from what ive seen but i aint picking it until its dirt cheap if i bother at all, not funding biowares proggresive shite
That's the point, some new strategy that's meant to avoid marketing fatigue and have the hype peak around release.
No.
Mac Walters is now directing the game.
Probably 3 because it was the epik finale and a sequel's sales are often more dependent on the preceding game than anything else.
Mass Effect 2 did receive basically universal praise, and even most of the people who felt like it dumbed down a lot of shit still enjoyed it quite a bit.
Man I was so blinded by fanboyism I never stopped to think how fucking horrible the Citadel DLC was. Christ.
>bro, that sexy Australian chick from that spy show is in this shit!
You mean michael jackson?
The Citadel DLC was fanservice.
>go to new Galaxy to colonize
>the instant you arrive you find out there is some unconditionally evil enemy
>colonization plot is instantly entirely dropped and becomes about going through levels to stop some very large explosion
It's not her fault Bioware are incompetent.
>do you think Bioware would let you kill party members?
But most BioWare games let you kill/harm party members. DAII even lets you force an ex-slave back into slavery.
>Pahjeet my son...
>horrible
>implying it wasn't one of the only good parts of that trainwreck
It threw out the ancient evil bullshit for just a moment and gave us some content that was just you and your bros fighting bad guys and chilling out. ME is at it's best when it's like that.
Yeah, so why not leave it at fanservice? Throw the meme party, bang your ME waifu, all that. Why shoehorn in a ridiculous story about le evil clone Shepard? Why did that need to happen?
I just wanted to gas Tali, is that too much to ask for?
You can genocide her entire race and cause her to commit suicide. Isn't that enough?
Fuck knows.
It's the worst part of it.
>Why shoehorn in a ridiculous story about le evil clone Shepard? Why did that need to happen?
Because it's campy and ridiculous. It's honestly no more stupid than banging a 107 year old virgin space elf.
Tbh the games are best when they don't take themselves seriously.
Because you need to shot something.
You can kill her in the suicide mission, and you can also kill her entire race and make her commit suicide.
Bonus points for romancing her before you do it.
>DA:Inquisition
>Only you are an Inquisitor in said Inquisition
>you don't even search and eliminate heretical things hidden among the people
I love this picture
Mac Walters is director now. No fucking way this shit will be good.
>no classes
>you get "loadouts" now instead
>basically you can switch between loadouts anytime you're not in combat
>loadouts are basically class kits with sets of abilities and passives
>you can slot the active abilities Dragon Age Inquisition style
>you only get three slots total to slot abilities into
>no matter how many abilities you get
DAI's limitations were already stupid. Why the fuck did they limit it even more. WHO THE FUCK complained that they had too many combat options?
Limited ability slots and limited trait points worked in games liek Guild Wars because there was actual build variety and shit of interest to do. Having limited ability slots AT A BASE does not make your game better. But you keep doing it without doing ANYTHING to support the limited ability slots and I almost forgot
THREE ACTIVE ABILITY SLOTS IS THE MOST RETARDED THING BIOWARE HAVE EVER DONE TO DA OR ME GAMEPLAY
YES IM FUCKING MAD
I won't be buying it at all, that's all I care about.
Close but I need to push the button myself, going to watch those scenes now though, thanks!
I didn't hate her enough during 2, is it just deliberate bad planning and sending her to die?
Three active abilities?
For real?
Fuck me.
Looks like one on a right shoulder button, one on a left shoulder button and one when pressing both shoulder buttons. No idea what they're do with PC mapping, but it's retarded regardless.
How many active abilities did the past games have? Excluding any ammo powers which are glorified passives and the heal/rez.
Half the game was produced under Casey Hudson so yes i think it will be average to good just for that