How do you prefer elves to be represented in video games?
How do you prefer elves to be represented in video games?
I really dislike how elves are represented in western games.
What game is this
Cold and lifeless
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Dead.
On a more serious note, It's getting rather dull for elves to be the "we wuz once kings and shiet" while reduced to shitter tier status. They should be the oppressors more, I guess Thalmor fits that bill in Skyshit.
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at the end of a noose
Vitamin Quest.
Haning on trees.
I actually really like how Warcraft shows them. Graceful, but ultimately stuck-up, pious assholes whose hubris will be their own demise.
When was the last time you could fight side-by-side with an elf without having to watch your back the whole time?
>with a taboo lust for human dick
This destroys elves. I'm a fantasy expert. The more elves fuck humans, they less interesting they are.
>implying you're not the stock being bred when she's around
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I prefer regular elves.
Baldur's Gate.
Vastly superior, like in LOTR and Warhammer.
Elder Scrolls is okay.
Warcraft has turned retarded.
>actually posting a video game
Get out, we memes now.
Milked would be more accurate.
Dragon Age: Origins
>male elf
unoit
In nip games:
>lewd cumsluts that can't stop thinking about dick
In western gaems:
>we wuz ancient kangz dindu niggers that get what they deserve
thats why its taboo
its not that every elf is hooking up with humans left and right. But they're a proud race who like to talk about elven heritage and bloodlines.
so when some elf battle priest and some human knight find themselves back to back fending off 50 orcs she eventually warms up to him, and have a lusty fuck fest after tending to each others wounds.
SAVAGE WARRIORS
too bad the MMO cucked them and let orcs rampage Ashenvale
you want the meme answer or a real one?
I aint in the mood to meme. I prefer my fantasy races to be fresh takes or just an aspect of their character that is played with (Dungeon Meshi). I think anyone that gets triggered by a fictional race is retarded and I find the whole wood elf tradition to be boring as shit.
Basically shit like te Dunmer in Elder Scrolls are a great elf race. Hell all of the Elder Scrolls mer are pretty interesting and well-developed. Basically less Tolkien and more of your own work. But that goes for any race, especially if your dwarves are drunks who speak like they're from Warcraft.
Hello you filthy subhuman male trash
ill touch your dick for only 5,99
>tfw that's my fetish
>tfw there is almost no quallity fap material about stuff like this
life is suffering
But I wanna be the priest and take care of her!
Mostly how Tolkien originally invented them.
I don't like the immortality though. Long lived is better.
My melanin-rich friend
Overlord did elves right.
I wish more games let me kill these faggots.
Able to fuck shit up.
>turned
Mate...
elves are p cool
>kill filthy elves
>steal, corrupt and fuck their queen
I should replay that game sometime
At the end of a noose.
Vanilla lore was solid (though the two faction alliances were questionable and should've DEFINITELY disbanded within a few short years).
I've always liked the idea of elves being tribals of otherwise "uncivilized". Sadly they are always muh ancient empires faggots or have some sort of retarded gimmick and even when I can make my own elf character I don't get the options I'd like to have.
I like my elves to be Noldorin lords that get so fucking mad they go to challenge the source of all evil in the world and are so powerful the evil is scared shitless
as in all things fantasy, tolkien did it right the first time
Either as fair, beutiful and dignified superior creatures or slutty whores made for breeding with monsters.
This tribal shit and harmony with nature is bullshit.
>iktfb
the roles in my example aren't whats important.
you could be the human priest tending to some elven battle mage or rogue. w/e floats your boat
Their women half a foot shorter than the average men and no underwear.
>elves being tribals of otherwise "uncivilized"
You want ORCS, user.
>Hasn't devolved into an Elf Rape thread yet
I'm proud you of guys
as mind-broken sex slaves
I want an Eldar to femdom me while lecturing me on the inferiority of humanity.
>I've always liked the idea of elves being tribals of otherwise "uncivilized"
destined trips
Fingolfin was a real fucking badass.
>implying you can rape an elf
OK
Epic meme, my bro.
Superior physically and capapble of powerful magic, but xenophobic and their society is stagnant, very few venture beyond their cloistered lands.
Shame about the retarded gimmick part.
Desert Elves in games when? I want to fuck Arabic elven pussy.
he's not memeing, you can't rape the willing
Former Nazis.
Thanks TERA.
I think nazi elves would actually be pretty interesting.
Scantily cla, full armor - I don't really care.
Just don't fuck them up.
It's getting too ebin, stop.
if you don't rape someone who wants it it also counts as rape
get your facts straight white boi
inb4 a preteen comes in and
>thalmor
Dunmer are my favorite. They didn't like the gods they had so they made theor own, they enslave lesser races and don't make apologies. They live in harsh, volcanic regions and don't give a fuck. They are badass and practical without being fucking edgelords like drow elves.
too bad theres not really any games that focus on the eldar
>swords
what is that, fantasy?
But why did you post a human with strange ears?
>They didn't like the gods they had so they made theor own
more like a megalomaniac betrayer harnessed the power he swore to destroy and enslaved his people
I've grown attached to racist gypsy elves.
no, 40k
elves dont have to have ridiculous goat ears to be elves
thalmor
This.
Ruthless, cold, calculating. Basically superiors but without the arrogance, so that they can get shit done.
agreed
the only reason I'm getting dawn of war 3 is because Macha makes a return
haha lewd elves i fukken love it bro ever been to /r/elfporn?
Elves are pretty pointless if they're essentially humans only a bit more long-lived and a bit more haughty.
Tolkien did it right by making them super-Aryan masterrace, who are similar to humans but do everything at superhuman scale, devoured by fiercely burning passions, capable of feats no army could achieve.
An alternative would be to make them a bit like humans—only their biology, culture, and other aspects would not just be a repainting of existing human cultures, but more alien—either more powerfully savage, or more ephemeral, or less constrained by time and mortality than anything the races of man could bring forth.
Doesn't The Black Eye/Das Schwarze Auge have pretty interesting elves, which are basically beings of light who can get trapped in a mortal coil if they empathise too much with the world?
Too bad she looks like shit.
Although by modern standards, melee is suicidal, it's surprisingly practical when you have science magic to zip around or have you armour soak up the ballistics completely.
>equating humans with xenos
The asshole who you love to hate, but comes through in the end, and who will outlive you and tell his children about you.
I'm sorry Commissar, but when they are portrayed like this, with completely normal human faces, it gets really difficult to view them as an alien race.
magic-addicted crackheads who'll suck dick for some mana
>commissar
Except that melee units in 40k are only useful if you use an apc to carry them around and suicide them into the enemy. Firing line armies usually mulch melee armies unless said melee army has stupidly good stats for their units or really large numbers.
The Howling Banshee can literally charge against the Emperor finest (superhumans over 2mt tall with a power armor and a gun that is an automatic rocket launcher) and win.
yep, W40K at its finest.
>Who are the bosmer
I read this as
How do you prefer elves to be impregnated in video games
I'll take all of the heresy, please.
Eldar aren't normal humans either. Will you also complain about Nobs being able to 1vs1 a Space Marine?
Gayer than a rainbow picnic basket full of unicorn farts.
Well for one no more "We were kings once".
I want to actually see that elven golden age with a buncha arrogant pricks lording over scummy humans and dwarves. Either that or make them a civilization that isnt 'dying' or 'lost'. That shit's been played out.
I like the witcher's spin on them. Yes their superior to humans, yes they had muh ancient empire yadda yadda but they've been reduced to being terrorists or uncle toms. I really like that twist, that they're weak and struggling and oppressed instead of being muh immortal fantasy ninjas of unbeatable skill.
Instead they are herded together in ghettos, hiding out in the woods, raped and beaten in the streets.
Love the celtic vibe instead of the high fantasy magic armor bullshit wow and lotr did
Creepy and ethereal.
A yellow and red flashing e.
That's pretty much what it amounts to, though.
So she is confirmed sluttiest elf in TES or something?
>Even fucked Tiber Septim
In a way that makes them make sense regarding the internal structure and consistency of the setting. Not slapped in because having elves makes you cool and every traditional fantasy should have them. Something most games and books have been guilty of having.
Man night elves are so cool.