This triggers Sup Forums

>this triggers Sup Forums

I'd be triggered if DaS3 was actually good.

what a qt

>mfw i am not anthony burch

real context?

she sucked him for the new cole o duddy

>qt posts picture of herself with DaS3.
>some autist puts a caption over it
>baits other autists

>being so pathethic you need to beg for everything instantly as it comes out

does she even backlog?

>that disgusting eye shadow and lipstick color
>that green wall
>that face that just looks wrong

wow nice tits

I know, people still play on consoles? Ha ha, TRIGGERED my old friend! I upvoted you, by the way ;) Do you read gaming memes by the way? XD

>"begging"

If they were real, she'd be pretty rad.

Button popping is a fetish of mine so I'm not gonna complain

Dark Souls 3 came out forever ago, though.

im getting Nioh 2 days early for some odd reason unless it's a mispell on my order

What a qt

tfw id lose my tongue if she spoke to me

why do girls pretend to like dark souls?

""""""""BEGGING""""""""

I don't get it.

better than them pretending to like garbage games like shitrim

Begging women is my fetish.

If the question is ever "Why do girls/women ____?", the answer is always "Men".

Is the 'begging' the hip new meme term for ingesting cum?

>tfw no clumsy, nerdy, game-addicted, shy, shut-in, hot, tall healthy INTJ gf who will never cheat on me because she never leaves the house except to exercise or go places with me

Iktf

>tall
You lost me

>girl gamers

Manlet

The game is still in the lock case.

tfw I have a BF like that

Feels good. I'm taller though, and he's not INTJ. He makes fun of me for being one and calls me "the mastermind" whenever I do something stupid.

user want girl gamers

but where get money?

What is she stealing?

I just like short stacks

milk

>mfw I am that exactly and finally obtained a boyfriend who is the exact male version of me after being alone for 26 years of my life.

Finally going to get the D and have someone to play video games with.

pathetic

>26 years of my life
I've got one year to go then. How did you meet? It's not easy finding people as a NEET.

i fucking died

defending women on the internet isn't gonna get you laid

>tfw I unironically love her even if she had smaller boobs like before because I find her more genuine than most gamer gurls that are on her league

I firstly knew her for the faps and its a huge bonus but then I discovered that her playthroughs (or at least the great majority) are just that, no commenting and no trying to bait and I love that. She has grown into me even with some of some of her jokes and publications are "lolsorandumxD".
She doesn't play too many games I like, tho.

Guys do all kinds of dumb shit for girls.

This guy I worked with at Wendy's at night literally started giving free food to this chick that came through each night.

>1%
But I thought 50% of gamers were women????

Is your butthole smelly, trap?

I had that, but she wasn't tall. Lived together for a year.

It was pretty shitty actually. You just end up feeling trapped and sick of video games.

Make sure she has near average size parents or taller, if not enjoy manlet children.

>you will never have a qt gf from a foreign country that doesn't speak english well so she depends on you because you know you couldn't get anyone else otherwise because you're a piece of shit that can only fantasize on things you can never have since you're pathetic

And she flirts with guys online without you knowing once she starts to get bored.

Online, he messaged me first and ended up really liking him. Met him for the first time in person the other week and got my first kiss. He let me play with his vibe.

I may be flat chested and tall but no penis.

and shitting on them does?

>Online, he messaged me
But where?

>this is what real Korean Pro Gaymur """"""""""""girl""""""""""" looks like

sorry to burst your waifu bubble, lads

she is a filthy genji main, if I heard

I'm going to hazard a guess and say steam

>Wanting a Fingolian girlfriend

Ebin :DDDD

Steam

why does he have a vibrator?

>that feel when you will never have a foreign exotic loli gf that defends you to the death in their country, while you can't even understand 1 bit they're saying. Entirely dependant on your brown loli gf who wants to turn you into her husband, even if she has to kill off her own conservative family and betray her own religion [islam] for you

>And she flirts with guys online without you knowing once she starts to get bored.

I was way above her and she was always creepily excited to be with me. That's why shy girls after a certain point become lame. Felt like I was decaying by not having to compete for respect.

>They can't actually like it, they must be pretending

it makes me feel better

>tfw no Fingolian qt to drink and shank muslims with
Just end it

Wow, Korean Gamer Girl look like THAT?

>Not flirting/fucking other girls too

You're doing it wrong

+1
gook

Wew, I'm pretty hard right now.

What's his vibe?

What should I play until re7 comes out?

You must be hot.

That's just the means, but how did it come about? You don't just randomly add people. Did you meet while playing in a public server on some game?

Honestly having a gamer girlfriend isn't all it's cracked up to be for the same reason you don't date someone you work with. If you start fighting or break up, you'll still end up seeing them around in games you two played, or relive the memories of you two playing together when you play those games. Shit sucks, and i honestly attribute it to why I stopped playing most non-single player games I owned at the time.

Boy gamers best gamers

The dick only makes it better

>being THIS desperate for a gf

>Best RPG
You're goddamn right I'm triggered.

wait a minute... that girl

>I am the 1%
>Who does the same card with words photograph like rest 99%

>jeans
>without socks
Only in gay porn.

Girls do play Dark Souls. They seem to be really into action RPGs, cRPGs and sometimes RTS games because they see Zergs as their pets.

Not desperate, curious. You think I'm going to download the exact game and go around looking for females? Saying you met "Online" is as vague as saying "I met them in my daily life".

my sister genuinely likes it and was the one that got me into it

Ha, good eye user

>have a gf
>want to break up with her sometimes
>realize I couldn't get anyone else
I feel awful for thinking this way, but it happens a lot.

I don't know if you're more gay or less gay for pointing out a fashion faux pas in gay porn

I used to pull down my GF's dress and squeeze her perfect tits while she played GTA SA. I still love GTA SA and I get a boner when I think about it.

Jesus Christ this pic is hilarious.

I use voice chat and I usually friend zone men who message me who obviously seem like they want more but I was just so tired of being alone I gave him a chance. He was pretty cute looking, also a virgin and liked the same kind of games as me so that was enough.

The game we met on was Elite Dangerous.

what 3d model is that?

Actually no way, I am extremely happy for her and that she is passionate enough about one of my favorite games to actually beg for it.

If it was me, I would have given it to her early too. No pun about premature ejaculation intended.

You know the rules nigger.

>voice chat
Some shut-in you are. This is normie stuff.

>posts some fantasy about the middle east
>posts a blatantly nip female wearing stereotypical egyptian clothing

>Couple meets online
>You want to know how they met because it sheds light on dynamics of speaking to women that you don't quite understand yet
>You get called desperate

Love this place

it's considered a "hardcore real gamer's game" and the games don't portray women as sex objects / rewards

damn, is she really the same?

>tfw she begs you for it

They're out there, anons. You just don't see them because they are locked away in their rooms playing vidya like you are. Both sides need to go out and actually meet one another, it'd be beautiful, in an autistic way.

To me they look almost nothing alike.

Are you

upset?

>I'm not like the other girls that write on placards and post photos for attention

Post more nonsummerjack you fucking fag.

>i use voice chat
Attention normie whore