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Poor fag here. Can someone maybe get me a good game that is cheap?

Thanks, Your friendly neighborhood faggot

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Post steam.

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Steam Is: Sheen From Jimble Nutrombo

Not sure if the place but where can I get good dick. Greetings from Germany.

Tell me a joke that gives a nice irl chuckle and you can have a copy of E.Y.E on Steam

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Ham sandwich walks into a bar.
Bar tender says, "Sorry, we don't serve food."

Ask your local immigrant for an alternative supplement

Link me your steam and I'll send you 10 games

Not OP but I have a joke so I'll give it a crack

Two Old Jewish men are walking down the street when they happen upon a Catholic Church. They see a big sign that says "Convert to Catholicism and get $10"
One of the men stops walking and stares at the sign. His friend turns to him and says "Murray what's wrong?"
"Abe" replies Murray "I'm thinking of doing it"
After a moment Murray decides. He strolls into the church.
He comes out twenty minutes later with his head bowed.
"So" asks Abe "Did you get the $10?"
Murray looks up at him and says "Is that all you people think about?"

Steam = /FeminismIsAMeme

B& in 3...2...1

A man walks up to a grave and the headstone reads "Battery"
it died.
I already have EYE but I love making up jokes on the spot

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A trucker that works for a bowling ball company is driving down the highway and sees a black guy with a broken down motorcycle. The trucker asks him if he wants a ride, the man replies yes. The trucker tells him to put the bike in the back and hop in with it. He does and they're on their way.
A little further down the highway, he sees a white guy hitchhiking. He asks if he wants a ride, to which the man replies yes. The trucker tells him to hop in the back. The man heads to the back of the truck, and a few seconds later runs back up to the cab and screams: "RUN, YOU GOT A TRUCK FULLA NIGGER EGGS, ONE OF EM ALREADY HATCHED AND STOLE A MOTORCYCLE!"

These were pretty meh. Instead of EYE you guys can have one of my favorite jokes
>an indian, a nigger, and a cowboy are at a bar
>indian takes a drink
>"we once were many, but now we are few"
>nigger takes a drink
>"we once were few, but now we are many"
>cowboy takes a drink
>"well that's because we haven't played cowboys and niggers yet"

A man walks into a bar, and sits down on a barstool, placing a small brown bag on the counter next to him. He signals to the bartender and then proceeds to down 3 shots of scotch.
The bartender, being no fool asks, “Hey man what’s wrong?”
Without replying the man slowly reaches over and grabs the brown bag. Opening it, he pulls out a tiny piano. To the bartender’s surprise he reaches back in and pulls out a tiny man, who couldn’t be standing more than a foot tall, dressed in a full tuxedo. The tiny man walks up to the piano, pulls out the piano bench and carefully sits down. He then continues to play some of the most beautiful soothing music the bartender has ever heard.
“Where on earth did you get this little man?!”
“Oh I have a genie.”
The bartender can barely contain his excitement, “You do? Can I see it?”
“Of course, of course,” says the man pulling out an ornately decorated lamp.
The bartender takes the lamp and rubs it and out pops a genie.
“You have summoned me. What is your one wish sir?”
“I want a million bucks!” The bartender shouts.
Immediately the room begins to fill up with ducks. Feathers are flying everywhere, the other patrons begin screaming and running for the doors.
As the ducks continue to appear out of thin air, the bartender looks frantically at the man with the brown bag who has a sly smile on his face.
“WHAT HAPPENED!? I DIDN’T ASK FOR THESE DUCKS!!”
“Well do you think I asked for a 12 inch pianist?”

Already own the game, so no thanks

I love your certainty that the joke was gonna win desu

you're welcome, that was part of the joke :^)

did you guys really send OP a game just because he asked?

Taking another crack

How do you get a Jewish girls number?
Roll up her sleeve.

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What do Adolph Hitler and Terry Fox have in common?

Neither could finish a race

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Sounds similar to another joke I heard.

Two black guys walk down the street, one had a dollar and the other had 98 cents.
As they're walking they see a sign that says " Whitewash: 99 cents"
The one with 98 cents tells the other" Oh man, I want to try that, but I don't have enough"
The other one says" Let me go in there and I'll give you the penny after!"
After about half an our, he comes out completely white, white skin, white clothes, white hair.
"Oh man! You look exactly like a whitey! Let me have that penny so I can do it too!"

The other looks at him and says "Get a job nigger."

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