"""game""" can be completed in less than 100 hours

>"""game""" can be completed in less than 100 hours

>"""""game""""" has no replay value
>You paid full price for it

>intro cutscene doesn't last at least fifteen minutes

>he thinks that if a game takes longer to complete it's better
Haha

Literally, every game?

>Intro cutscene doesn't have an intro trailer that highlights the events of the game while the main theme plays

>you aren't required to play all 4 games before this one
why even bother

>^"""""""""game""""""""""" can be completed

>"""player""" doesn't replay the game until it clocks at least 100 hours

Uhh, every game?

>game doesn't have a tutorial or anything telling me the button prompts
How the fuck is this acceptible

h-how do you all spend so much time on one game?

Dont get me wrong I guess I have over 300 in Battlefield 4, but single-player wise I don't think I've reached that much. MY most being BB at like 84 hours, and Oblivion at 80.

>he thinks normal, socially adjusted people have the time to invest over 100 hours into a single game

Why don't you just play the game slower?

>game has no replay value
>still autistic enough to finish it four times
>get my money's worth from nearly everything I buy

>can be
If we're talking about "can be", then any game that can be speed ran in under 100 hours is bad or whatever, according to you.

>walk up to sign
>"Use the analog stick to move your character!"

>playing glorified skinner boxes

>press the interaction button to read a sign
>"Press the interaction button to read signs!"

I can't think of one game that took longer that 100 hrs to complete.

>>>>>>>>"""""""game""""""" can be completed at all and doesn't just get more difficult

>game's postgame doesn't have a postgame

Bullshit.

How many hours do you think normies put into drivel like LoL/DOTA/CSGO/CoD?

The Binding of Isaac.

>start new game
>Achievement Unlocked: You Started The Game!

>pause game
>Achievement Unlocked: You Pressed Pause

>"game" has difficulty achievements.
>You finish the hardest difficulty first
>You don't unlock the "finish the game in easy" and "normal" achievements.

Flash garbage is not a real game.

>2 hours of "tutorial"
>Press W to walk forward
>Press Space to jump

>game always tells you which button to press

>"game" has no paid DLC.

Then how are the devs gonna get money to fund more content?

>Beat the game
>"Congratulations! Easy mode unlocked!"

>meme
Name one game that does this

>"game" can be completed in 3 hours
>$69.99

Binding of Isaac has more gameplay than most triple A titles

Most AAA games are uninteractive movie simulators so yeah

But if I'm gonna play shitty effortless flash games I might as well play a porn game

what's wrong with that?

A 60 dollar videogame should be a minimum of 30 hours long.

what game?

Super Castlevania IV lasts less than 10 hours if you suck ass, and it's the most "video game" video game I've played in the last 365 days