You've just been nano boosted!

You've just been nano boosted!
What do you do?

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cry because of the amount of pressure suddenly put on me

I've got you in my sights.

Uninstall the game

jack off at the speed of sound

NERF THIS

Remember I'm Mercy and be a useless slut

what the fuck? where's this from

Time To Go Whole Hog!

Not sure, probably suite life

I'm a Zen main, so I mostly wonder why she didn't nanoboost someone else.

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charge right off the cliff

Suite life wasn't this sexy when I was a kid.

>What do you do?

Wonder why I still play the literal worst balanced FPS game in the last two decades.

Sit emote until it ends.

This isn't call of duty where you can mod your gun to death or class based like battlefield

Soldier 76 + Ana = Steve Rogers Super Soldier

can't be

Right into that Genji's cocky weeb ass

Masturbate whilst browsing the panda.

uninstall the game even quicker

Get less kills than usual because everyone scatters like roaches or die instantly because our Ana boosted me with less than a quarter health

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Wipe the entire enemy team

Reload with molasses speed.

Yeah instead it's a poorly balanced class game where one class utterly outperforms the other 4 at every level.

Dads. I remember seeing the commercials for it.

break it DOWN

They need to increase the pushback of Lucio's alt fire when he's nano boosted. I want to push half the team off the map from like 50 feet away.

Wonder how I nano boosted myself since I'm Ana and carrying my team.

>nano boost a Roadhog
I'll just keep doing what I'm doing, which is hook and kill stragglers

youtube.com/watch?v=vTIIMJ9tUc8
I start to melt their ass

Why aren't you a bird?

Barrier. Activated!

>Zen main

>Be Lucio
>Ana accidentally nano boosts me after I jump out in front of a Rein
>Forced to tear shit up at the speed of sound
>Mfw hearing that tasty "quadruple kill!" alert

>CHIKARA GA MINAGITTE KURU

>miss everything and then blowmyself up with a pulse bomb
Also tracer is absolutely bonkers on hanamura point b defense. There's so many ways to get behind everyone and so many health packs. None of their healers were ever able to actually cross the threshold into the building

kys healslut

Obviously hit shift, charge into the enemy, bump into (BUT NOT GRAB) Mercy, and then die while Reaper complains that I rushed in despite the point being 0 vs 99% captured and the overtime ticker is halfway down

Jump off the ledge

>robot
>wears pants
why, robot winker?

>play on Oasis
>99% to 99%
>enemy team has the point
>half the team is still alive after I die
>wonder why the timer is going down
>everyone who is alive is standing right outside of the fucking point
>DEFEAT

>defending
>need to break a final push
>nano boost charged, no one good to throw it at
>out of desperation, hit the rubbish rodent
>he pops around the corner to find a full hp zarya
>lmb,melee,airbag kills her almost instantly
>he goes on to single-handedly wipe out the other four members of their team
Junk rat players are ok sometimes

Nothing is worse than loosing like this.

>no one besides Ana has their Ult
>get nanoboosted anyway
>charge in, pinning someone with Reinhardt
>getting focused by the entire enemy team
>only take out two people
>hope that my team decided to capitalize on my suicide run and push
>my entire team hasn't moved a fucking inch

>loosing

I try to masturbate it out as i lock eyes with the enemy team so the rest of my team can cap the point

>What do you do?
Nothing

>playing on Dorado
>Defending the payload
>at the last checkpoint with 30 seconds left
>start to push the enemy team back using my Reinhardt alongside a Dva and Soldier
>instead of watching the point, the rest of the team gets greedy and starts rushing spawn
>notice the payload is moving
>turn around to see that Genji had climbed the side and was moving the payload
>DEFEAT

>Enemy Rein makes a suicide push while half his team is staggered
>Focus him but since I'm a squishy he hammers me
>Wonder where my team is, spectate and see absolutely none of them have turned around
>They've been standing at the choke holding up their shields at the lone Zen and D.va
>Watch helplessly as Rein ults behind them and team wipes allowing for an easy cap
That Rein must've felt on top of the fucking world.

>Hollywood, last checkpoint, meters away from winning the game
>4 teammates die as I approach the payload
>Enemy Mercy uses a Rez to revive 2 fallen players
>I had another teammate behind me, but he was at the door so I say, "Fuck it" and press Q
>Dragonblade 4 enemies, Roadhog fucks me up with an M2
>Teammate is fucking removing a Junkrat trap
>My team is unable to make it to the payload
>PLAY OF THE GAME - *user as Genji*

There is no worse feeling than getting a PotG in a game you lose because of shitty teammates. Nothing hurts more.

Coordinate with your team more man. "I'm Charging in guys, let's go!" can work wonders I've learned. I can't tell you the number of times a mute ally Zarya ulted two or three enemy team members away from everyone else and I had to spend most of the the duration just running my ass over there by which time it was too late. Short duration ults that buff your teammates like Ana's and Lucio's have the same problem if they just drop it without telling anyone first, usually everyone will be out of position because they're not expecting it and the opportunity it could have got is squandered because the brain-dead healsluts never use the fucking mic and just expect everyone to know what to do because they pressed Z a minute ago.

>Kings Row on Defense
>final push, game already in overtime
>I'm the Ana, and the only one with my ult
>Reinhardt doing his absolute best to fend off a Bastion and another Rein
>go to nano boost him, but the fucking Tracer goes right in front of me and gets nano boosted instead
>tried to rush the enemy team but gets mowed down by Bastion anyway

I've been playing D.va recently and I've found myself getting nanoboosted quite often for some reason when playing with friends. I keep telling them to stop fucking boosting me and boost the soldier instead, but they don't fucking listen, telling me D.va is a great boost target.

Am I going insane? Are they right? D.va can never seem to capitalize on it in my opinion.

As far as I have found, as generally an Ana main, good targets for a boost are:

Without ult/any time:
Soldier
Reinhardt
Reaper
Bastion (as a panic "shit needs to be face-melted and I can dump heals onto turretbot" button)
Symmetra (situational)

With ult:
Genji
Roadhog (not really, but sometimes it's the best you have)
Torbjorn

I really don't think D.va is honestly a great target, imo.

BOOOOOSTIOOOOOO

>Hanamura comp
>"dude, don't pick Genji defense, pick Mei"
>Enemy Bastion gets a quad kill not even a minute into the match
>"on second thought, yeah, pick Genji"
>proceed to reflect Bastion's turret so many times the guy switches to Roadhog
>harass them in their back line the entire game
>reflect every single hook

The match ended in a Draw

no one cares

She's great on squishy targets
>boost bump+melee= 120 damage (60 each iirc)
>now you're close and can rain pellets into their head

You're best boosting people who can take hits and don't need to reload often. Dva's a great target for nanoboost. She completely distrupts the enemy team as a glowing target, the increased defense means she can tank quite a lot, and she benefits a ton from the damage boost since she never has to take a break from shooting. You help your whole team because nobody can ignore her. Everyone else is free to pick off the rest of the enemy. Other good potential targets like Soldier and Reaper don't have the health to withstand everyone turning on them, and Roadhog has to reload too often.

>Hanamura defense
>comp
>attack bastion gets a quad on the easiest choke to hold a minute in
How tho

youtube.com/watch?v=I8lB37atn_k

Get slept for 5 seconds by the ana on the other team because the hero is so broken she is fucking mandatory

This, D.Va is one of the best targets. When playing D.Va half the time your job is to create utter chaos in the enemy team, being nanoboosted just makes you twice as good at this. I think must be a legit terrible D.Va player.

No wait, I'm dumb
It's 45 each, not 60

I haven't tried boost+melee, so I guess that's what I was doing wrong. She just doesn't seem to do enough damage with her pellet guns whenever she's boosted.

Let me just frame it in another light. Whenever the same thing happens to an enemy D.va, they always fall flat on their fucking face and end up raped. Even they never seem to be able to capitalize on it.

Yeah, Dva used to be 100% chaos and baiting like a bulkier Tracer with vertical movement. Her having a good shield matrix since they changed the mechanic doesn't invalidate that playstyle. For some reason people play her solely as a shield matrix with optional detonator. She's the most fun when you fly behind, pepper people then make an aerial escape around a corner. Even if they knock you out your mech you can either pepper them to death or spring back 30 seconds later good as new.

He was "hiding" in a hole in the building straight ahead with a pocket Mercy. My team had some serious tunnel vision.

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Well a solo nano-boosted D.Va with a retarded Ana who doesn't keep her alive isn't that big a threat, but if the Ana is at all competenant and has her jarate on cooldown, and there is at least one other dps around, you should be able to make progress and maybe cap a point.

Yeah, the OP shield matrix should be used to get yourself out of those ridiculous situations, plus the entire point of the D.Va meta is what I said before, playing with an Ana who keeps you alive during all the ridiculous shenadigans you have no right to survive through.

Called it, no one decided to focus on him, Ice Wall was on cooldown.

I just ducked inside the building to the left as everyone got slaughtered. The enemy McCree/Reaper got me soon after.

A lot of the times that I boost a D.Va it's simply because there is no one better around. Sometimes it's because the team comp simply doesn't have anyone else worth boosting, and sometimes it's because we're in a situation where a boost is needed, and D.Va just happens to be the best option available.

She is very rarely my first choice, but she's almost always a solid safe choice.

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Also this. The worst is when you have to nano-boost someone completely not viable because desperation, or when you get nano-boosted as said character.

As a sidenote, Pharah is one of the worst to nanoboost because reloading, unless you can coordinate to use it at the same time as her ult: then you've got a potential teamwipe.

But how? Where are your Rein's and Dva's? The second you hear BRRRRRRRRRRT on Hanamura defense ONE minute means that the Bastion is right at the goddamn gate. You just juke back behind the gate while your tanks soak a bit. How goddamn blind is your team for FOUR of them to get tricked on by a bastion? What rank? That wouldn't even work in quickplay.

D.Va's pellet guns are amazing in close range assuming you can aim, but past like 10 meters or so even if you're dead on with aim you'll never kill anyone.

t. Roadhog main who hates hooking her

If you need to push a point and are running out of time, get four people to hold the front while Ana and Dva break off. Ana boosts Dva while Dva boosts at the backline. You'll cause enough chaos for the other four to advance, works nearly every time. Just make sure Ana is there to grenade (usually hits two or so of the enemy too since Dva is in the thick of it). Way too fun. Great on places like Volskaya where Ana can boost Dva while she flies over the gap on the far right behind point 2.

>Death Blossom is ready
>Ready to activate the Sound Barrier
>Graviton Surge is ready
>Position myself above the enemy team
>Repeat that my Ultimate is ready
>"Understood"
>Jump down
>"Die! Die! Di-Urghhh"

>Lucio has swapped to Hanzo
>We need a healer! (Hanzo)

fart in your general direction

We had no D.Va. The only tank we had was Reinhardt, bless his soul, whose shield was taking punishment from half the enemy team while Bastion set himself up. Everyone was too focused on attacking the enemies at ground level instead of focusing Bastion or retreating, hence the tunnel vision.

This was a Platinum match.

How do I find a fun premade team to join? I'm sick of joining teams that consist of Mccree, Tracer, Genji, Hanzo and Widow who refuse to switch.

I uninstall, get a refund, and ask myself why I bought the LoL of FPS games

>BUCKLE UP, THIS GUNSLINGER'S LOADED

This may be the only time I'm saying this without it being intended as an insult, but you could probably find a group on reddit.

Masturbate furiously

I feel sad for that Rein. He didn't ask for that.

Wonder who they were aiming at to miss and hit Mercy

Wipe out the entire enemy team with my tactical visor and then give the Ana a friendly butt slap.

MOLTEN COOOOOOOORE!!!

this video is literally symmetra in real life. How was this footage obtained?

It's mix between the whole enemy team's killcam and the pure essence of their butthurt.
> How was this footage obtained?
Some secret can't be revealed.

>get desperation boost from ana
>miss all of my hooks
>no alt fires land
>start meleeing
>"wow hog why did you waste my boost"

Dude, there's no such thing as "friendly" sexual harassment, bro.

I protect Donald Trump at the inauguration

Where do you think where her other hand is in that picture?