*teleports behind you*

*teleports behind you*

*raises paw*

That's probably the best boss design, aesthetically, from has ever done

Not counting Maria

*unsheathes katana*

>gay brother 1, the edgy disabled teleporting dude
>gay brother 2, the feminine wizard that succs off his brother back to life

I've seen better

Maria is literally just Hunter chick. She doesn't even look cool like Elieen.

If it was two chicks you'd literally not complain for a second, would you? I may be projecting but how fucking insecure about your sexuality are you dawg

it's shit

it's literally just throne watcher/throne defender sans the gear check

I was more frustrated at the boss than at my sexuality, no need to bring my own orientation when I'm talking about videogame characters, or did I trigger you and you have a disabled homosexual sibling?

sigh
>unzips

You know, I've never really understood why do people laugh at this shit.
Sure he is a fat guy and he looks ridiculous, but one swing from those things and you'll lose a limp or two.

One drunkard near my place chopped a guy's arm off with a machete in 1 swing and he wasn't very proficient with it.

Machetes are madera yo chop small trees and shit they can easily chop antes arm, but those Blades are basically giant knifes

>want to beat the Dancer early for that sweet looking armor
>keep getting destroyed
>dont know anyone who plays ds3 on x1 to help me out with password matching
I just want that armor pham

*teleports on top of you*

well yeah, knives can totally kill you, even kitchen knives.

and look at the length of those things, they're over 8 inches for sure, they could easily kill a grown man in 1 stab.

Like be honest: you're at the street and that guy jumps out of nowhere right in front of you swinging wildly while screeching like an autist, would you run or just stay in place laughing?

hint: if you chose the 2nd option you'd most likely end up dead or severely injured/disfigured

u suk

Can I laugh and run?

*summons 3 phantoms*
Let's see if you can teleport through this, big boy...

I know senpai. Invaded people 5 times earlier and won 1 fight

*kicks you in the jaw*

Yeah but you most likely wouldn't. People don't tend to laugh at life threatening situations

>His chest piece has the Blue Cloth and gold chains
I was a little sad about that.
Sweet Gauntlets though

DaS3 has some decent bosses and overall attention to detail, design-wise, but the entire game seems too disjointed.

Sequels to DaS weren't really needed and I wish they just kept making similar games in different settings like Bloodborne.

Look we get it. You are the guy in the pic. Let it go you autist

I wish I had this kind of relationship with my brother...

The gay meme was funny but I can't really believe anyone takes it seriously.

>Maria

Not even the best in her game, or her DLC, much less all of Soulsborne.

*summons clone*

*Blocks your path*

I Like the dancer

couldve been bigger tho

*runs away*

You just want to get killed by dat ass

sick jojo reference FROM