One of the most unique states

>one of the most unique states
>only Southern state that isn't a shithole
>no games are set in it
Recommend to me some good Texas-themed games Sup Forums.

Red Dead Redemption is in not-Texas

>Texas isn't a shit hole
Rofl

GTA in Dallas/Fort Woth

At least it isnt NC, we have crazy state legistlation and politics, times where we experience all 4 seasons in in a 7 day period, some of the worst drivers on the road, bigfoot, and pirate ghosts.

I live in Texas and it's great if you like warm weather. Mostly friendly simple people. Our school system isn't the best but if you want to see a shitty ass state go to New Mexico. As soon as you cross over the state line it's poverty and drug addicted Indians as far as the eye can see.

Joel in TLOU lived near Austin, TX in the prologue

Fallout New Vegas doesn't take place in Texas, but definitely has a lot of Texas-related themes.

>Austin
Fuck those liberal cucked. Good thing the rest of the state out votes them every election

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Geographically sure, culturally it can't really be classified.

Because Texas is boring as hell
Only game that could really be done would be some no country for old man shit around big bend
Shitty location. San Antonio/Austin would make for a better map

Southern states are great if you don't live in the cities

>some of the worst drivers on the road, bigfoot, and pirate ghosts.
NCfag here
Can confirm.

Yeah, but that's still better than the raging DFW/Houston/Tyler niggers and the Abilene/BCS rednecks.

Dunno about the panhandle, but last I checked, it has NOTHING.

That said, despite these asshole groups fucking things up for everyone else, there's a lot of great people here.

There's more to Austin than the college.

>Southern states are great if you're white

King of the Hill Online

>>only Southern state that isn't a shithole

Texas is the second worst state in the US after Florida

This is a lie

My theory is that Texas produces some of the lowest culture/media per capita compared to other states, at least natively speaking. There's a lot of game companies in Austin and elsewhere in the state, but it's usually a branch of a foreign company that opened shop here because it's cheaper than other places and already has the infrastructure in place to support game development.

When you look at big name developers, either the individual personnel that create games or the start ups of companies themselves, there's a complete dearth of them here. One of the few I could somewhat cite would be id Software, and Romero and Carmack were both born and raised out of state. I can't think of any other companies that got their start here or developers that were born here and made it big, even though there's actually a ton of companies that base themselves out of here.

This seems to extend to music and film as well. There's a lot of groups that work out of here, but few that were native to here.

video games

Fort Worth resident here

This would be extraordinarily mundane

Our cops are really nice and also have the marksmanship of gods so you would just get instantly executed or a stern warning

Combined with our large amount of armed citizens you would just get shot on sight stealing a candy bar in game

Also DFW is pretty boring overall

>Austin

Watch Dogs 2 already exists

I live in the United States and all fifty States fucking suck. They are all identical besides what logo is on the local stores and fast food. All of Europe sucks as well. Southeast Asia is where it's at, cheap apartments, cheap drugs and cheap pussy. In Thailand I got a qt Asian whore, a bottle of oxys, a bottle of whiskey and a meal for 50 USD.

Heh, Oklahoma has you beat. All that plus tornadoes, earthquakes, and shitloads of meth.

Keep pretending to be better than us, Oklahoma

>>Our school system isn't the best
I'm from Texas as well. This is an understatement.
Also, New Mexico fucking sucks and has the worst Mexican food imaginable.

YEAH ALL THE FUCKING HIPSTER BUSINESSES AND "BUSINESSES"

they were almost single-handedly responsible for the US's economic growth over the last few years

As long as you don't act like a fucking nigger you'll be fine. Much of rural Texas is Hispanic. Better than being a white guy in the inner city at least.

Thanks for sharing with the rest of the class.

Most of Texas is pretty shit. I mean, fuck, North Carolina and Georgia are better.

If all that's good in life is whores and drugs then there's plenty of states that are right up your alley.

Missouri. Mississippi. Alabama. New Orleans. Florida. To some extent Kentucky. Fucking Ohio. All of these are far shittier than Texas at this point.

>mfw cucks think Texas isnt the best state in the world

TiTS

>Tyler
No one brings up Tyler unless they live here. What's up?

Also on topic, the PC game Harvester had a city was based on the director's experience growing up in Longview with his grandparents.

>New Orleans is a state

Yeah, I can do without the malaria and warts. You enjoy that uh Philippine life

Start-ups and modern culture exist only in San Antonio and Austin. The rest of the state is still pretending like its the 80's and Reagan never died.

New Orleans is a city in Louisiana. however I agree with you.

I'd believe the last two, but in TN people are decent drivers, can't imagine NC is much different.

Southern states have laws in place that protect the rights of minorities, thanks to their sketchy history.
Other states are more loose with that shit, which allows places like Boston to be 100% segregated.

>one of the most unique states
>guns, christfags and mexicans
Yeah real unique "culture" you got there Cletus.

Austin is basically all the cancer of California into one city. Literally the second San Fran

Are you joking? Mississippi is literally, objectively the worst. Like, they literal rank lowest in everything. And besides that, fucking ever go to South Carolina? Arkansas? You only think those states are shit because you know about them. It's worse when no one can hear you scream.

Final Fantasy XV

Every day Texans disappoint me more and more.

I live in the middle of nowhere deep in southern Georgia. I love it and don't think I'd ever want to live anywhere else. I've been to Texas and didn't really care for it too much.

Contrary to popular belief, this state is boring as fuck
There's nothing you can do here that you can get somewhere else, except for maybe incredibly shitty weather
t. Texan

>>Southeast Asia is where it's at
Nice try, Philippines, go take your retarded Pacific Mexico bullshit elsewhere. Nobody gives a fuck about Southeast Asia and the eleven billion shitty micronations.

Because most of the gameplay would be running out Californians trying to ruin your housing market.

I live in Lousiana, I can confirm it's a shithole.

It was 65 degrees today. In the middle of January. The weather isn't that bad, unless you're a puss who can't handle the summer.

>Tyler
Ikr, this city is large enough but still so so forgotten about

Lousiana here

We may be a shit hole but we have the best food in America

As someone who taught in Texas, can confirm, our school system sucks. I can't really objectively compare it to elsewhere, but I'm going to assume with all the stuff that's done wrong, it has to rank pretty low.

Colleges seem to be the opposite though, they tend to be pretty great.

You can tell a canadian made this post.

California is the worst state if, objectively, if you aren't a millionaire.

Arkansas is beautiful.

Just go to Fayetteville, and it's wonderful. Most of the rest of the state is boonies or ghetto.

I'm sorry, I did mean Louisiana. My mind immediately jumped to New Orleans because there is literally nothing else in that fucking state, and I was almost carjacked there once. Tends to color my opinion of the place.

What's wrong with South Carolina?

It's relatively quiet there

It's fine a lot of the time, but whenever it is both hot and humid it's fucking terrible

Houston or San Antonio would be far more interesting locales.

>Philippines
That used to be my favorite place to crash but I can't deal with your crazy guerrilla warfare right now. The good old days where you could bribe a cop to ignore your oz of marijuana are long gone.. and the low (even for my depraved ass) age of consent isn't worth it anymore.

>Texas isn't a shit hole

If GTA were to ever use a city from Texas they'd have to use DFW, Austin, and Houston in one huge map. Austin for SJW bullcrap, Houston for hoodshit/hispanics, and DFW for some semblance of normalcy

I live in Charlotte. We have cross-state drivers from South Carolina, and they are the worst drivers in the country. Combine that with the incredible density of Charlotte and its surrounding counties, added with the recent construction that is literally fucking everywhere and you have the objectively worst state to drive in.
Driving in fucking New York is a more enjoyable experience.

How is it worse than Alaska or Hawaii? Let's see that objectivity to work.

The Real Texas

Sorry bro! Used to live there! Born there, finished up college at UTTyler, but lived in Abilene most of my life.

Living around Dallas was great because you had access to shit, but Grand Prairie/Arlington is a fucking headache if you made friends in either of the cities.

You probably already checked these out, but Andy's custard is sinful, and be sure to get the Shogun #2 roll at the Shogun's near Hastings. Game Xchange is great for pricing - miss that store.
Also, seeing as you have to make your own damn fun in a town that small, get a hookah. Mya for auto-sealing (don't have to hold the handle), Khalil Mamoon if you don't mind holding it and want wider draw.

Good luck!

>>>>>>>>>>>"""""""""best"""""""""" """""""""""""""""""""food"""""""""""""""""""

Because its the same issue that plagues all public schools; focus on standardized tests to make the district look good. This is why you go to private or blue ribbon schools.

South Florida checking in.

Most "Florida" shit happens between Orlando and South Florida. The only bad shit is drivers here are fucking the worst in the country. Other than that you'll have fun here.

It's true, Texas is pretty dull. It's great if you want to find work or raise a family, but beyond that, everything's pretty drab. Not bad, just sort of meh.

liberals would fix your school system since they actually care about children unlike conservatives who only care about them before they're born

Louisiana sucks a bag of Dicks unless you're into partying 24/7 in New Orleans. Theres actually more to do in Antarctica than Louisiana

>Live on the coast
>On Christmas day, it was 93F
>Just five days before, it was 22F.
>A week or so after, temperature drops back down to 40F.
>Entire winter is just like this.

>not being last in nearly every category of development, education, corruption, teen pregnancy, meth labs, earthquakes due to fracking and every other negative category
OKLAHOMA STRONK

Hey man despite the political situation there isn't another state I'd rather live in.

Come to south Georgia where the summers are 98 degrees with 80% average humidity.

And I love it.

Yeah, I certainly wouldn't call it a shit state. There's many more states I would call worse than Texas.
Texas does nothing well, but it does nothing terrible either.

Do one quarter of Hawaii or Alaska live below the federal poverty line?

That's because Texas doesn't blow all its money on tourist and expensive shit. Plus, when Texans want to have fun, we just go to other states for it anyway. In fact, I'm pretty sure Texas is the only reason a lot of states still thrive.

They only care if the child is a minority or LGBT so they can parade them around and virtue signal.

well the foods pretty damn good ill give it that

That new mall they built is already a dead zone. I have no idea how this place is still standing. And holy fuck, I'm tired of seeing the same women all the time. "Wanna go to Cowboys?!"

Ooh. If you want more Texas, every single ATV bargain bin game is set here.

actually yeah

>public schools and common core

I'll pass.

I live in the houston area and I dont think I can justify buying winter clothes anymore. The coldest it got here was like 30F and that was for two days. Ive been enjoying that 70F swamp air life for the past month

>Also DFW is pretty boring overall

Only if you are boring, the stock show is pretty fun.
We have Armadillo races, I mean come one that cool as fuck. What does California have? Dick sucking races?


this.

I fucking hate when people say "lol Austin is the only good city in Texas lol". Its only faggot ass lib SJW cucks that say this, it really is the San Fran of Texas.

>Liberals would fix your school system

Liberals already destroyed it and neutered teachers' rights. They can't even have social media lives thanks to the goddamn fear mongering.

Fucking Statists think they have the answer to everything on the micro scale but usually just wind up causing more problems! Fucking go keep big business in check and do something useful - let us handle our own problems!

>What does California have? Dick sucking races?
It's funny how accurate you are.

>Texas does nothing well
Food, beer, guns, business.

Enjoy it while you can though, Texas will turn blue in 50 years or less and it will never recover.

>the only things to come out of ok was a bombing and a basketball team

>bigfoot, and pirate ghosts
These sound pretty sick.

Everyone but Austin knows that Austin is garbage

the statement your responding to is true, your statement is disingenuous bait

don't worry, public schools won't exist soon thanks to Trump not enough bibles in school

It's very weird having my city actually being talked about instead of being covered up by DFW like it normally is. I like this town, even if it is only hospitals, banks, and mexican food.

Nah m8 it's in not-arizona