Tonight on Sewer Gators, another worthless fucking Resident Evil 7 thread

Tonight on Sewer Gators, another worthless fucking Resident Evil 7 thread.

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Pre-load is up.

watching a guy streaming it on twitch right now.

Leaked cracked game torrents when?

Only normies and dumb niggers will pre-order or buy VII on release.

Oh shit, I didn't know. Thanks user.

I'm actually kinda sad these two died. The bants were great.

Clancy you see where Andre went?

Who's /heroshot/ here?

ARE YA WINNIN, SON

Grandma baker being the last boss and actually a child is pretty cool

Clancy, cameramen like you are priceless. So...uh, you stick with me.

I'm kinda sad I'm not gonna be able to get RE7 pre-order or even after release date for a bit. Oh well,

In the meantime there is this that was found
youtube.com/watch?v=pGvI_WDrfmI&feature=youtu.be

According to a bud of mine, the person who made this will most likely not even continue it and that's all there will be but who knows.

They died for our memes

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Just pre-ordered from GMG for $44.59.
Now I just need to complete the demo with the mannequin hand stuff solved.

Yes it is :(

WELCOME

hm

>demo is better than the actual game

>only enemies are the bakers(who are invincible) and the boring as hell mold monsters
>5-6 hours long with no replay value
>game becomes CoD in the last hour
>"lmao guys im so crazy!!!" cringeworthy antagonist
>no extra modes
>no RE titlescreen guy because fuck what the fans actually want

Wew, I think its safe to say that RE7 was an even bigger blunder than RE6, fellas. What a fucking mess.

you just watched the leaked gameplay videos didn't ya?

Why do you keep doing this same thread every day? How much do they pay you?
These threads always have such unnatural dialogue and conversations, they come off as fake.

The game looks very mediocre and generic, seems to require no skill, no timing, there are no special movements or attacks everything is context sensitive press X to make something happen at a particular moment.
I'm surprised this was made by Capcom Japan, it seems too ugly and bland to have been done by them, no originality at all just horror movie cliches of the past decade cobbled together into one game.
It looks like something that would have been made by EA or some other focus testing lead studio.

Yes? They show the whole game from beginning to end.

This!!!!!!!!

I'm just saying because I watched it and didn't get to see any cutscenes, I'm lost on what the entire story is about.

You posted this pasta in yesterdays thread already. Fuck off.

Who else has their preload ready?

>RE7babby cant handle valid criticisms against his objectively shit game

lmao kys kiddo youre the cancer killing the industry

I'm re*ady*

Wasn't gonna preorder RE7, but 50% extra for trade-ins is too spicy to turn down.

Because they're not criticisms. They're your whiny nitpicky opinions.

>Game has like 3 different enemy types
>tiny nitpick

wow

>shitters still eat it up
>"I'm totally an RE fan, hurr"

>no RE titlescreen guy
No, fucking what?
That's literally my favorite part of starting up a new RE game. Not even 6 fucked that up.

This. Are there any other horror games with multiple people? It's weird that most horror movies rely on groups of friends but video games are almost always solo.

No but I did accidentally break the dining room table.

Very possible. Beginning Hour is straight gold, basically 10 hours of that would be my ideal modern RE.

First review is out from some no name website.

9/10

pureplaystation.com/review-resident-evil-7-ps4psvr/2017/01/

> modern SH

Fixed

you can play as Pete again in the Birthday vhs tape