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Meanwhile on the Sup Forums Covenant corvette...

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Will 343 win the old Halo fanbase back by including playable elites in Halo 6?

arrrrrrrggghhhhhAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH

this

Reply to this or the Prophets die in their sleep tonight.

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> keep Halo 5's core multiplayer mechanics
> keep Halo 5's fantastic forge
> more focus on BTB
> actually have all major modes in at launch
> make Sangheili playable again
> make the story NOT SHIT and don't fucking butcher the campaign, ie. don't pull a Halo 5

Good.

HALO WAS AN INSIDE JOB

THE RINGS ARE A LIE

Any Elites on here consider fucking a jackal?

343 is trying to make Halo some garbage E-sport shit, so no.

>Demon posters

Why do developers feel they need to force a pro scene instead of it happening naturally?

I would like to see an elite slowly adapting human mannerisms from the likes of Buck, starting out as your typical elite then becoming basically a marine.

This ship looks ugly and goofy, and it's so cramped. Every five cycles I'm brushing shoulders with a smelly-ass grunt or brute. I wish I got assigned to a normal cruiser.

old halo fanbase is either still there or gone forever

HERETIC

your ships look gay as fuck LMAO.
>purpel
check out this sweet pinacle of sciencing

Blarg!

Some of you guys are okay.
Don't board the Long Night of Solace tomorrow.

>be sangheili
>beta as fuck
>doin my shit, riding phantom out to stop some demon, prophets got something against him but w/e
>see blarg/10 female sitting across from me in phantom
>teeth like scissors
>datmandible.holo
>instant arousal of mating plates
>she notices me staring
>drop carbine on floor, bend down to pick it up
>blarg/10 walks over
>picks it up for me
>checks fuel rods in barrel
>mating plates hot as plasma
>hands it over
>asks my name
>spit out "user"
>female says we should hunt humans sometime
>bumps her mating plates into mine
>allofmywort.comlink
>Unggoy ribbon pasta and kig-yar bloodsauce pouring out of armor plates
>quickly wort loudly in common mating procedure
>everyone looking at me
>blarg/10 repulsed, starts to back away
>vomit on female defensively
>acid burns her skin
>she shouts
>apologize profusely, grab and hold her close
>mating plates still touching
>about to cum
>Jiralhanae commander slams door open
>inject blarg/10 with copious amounts of ribbon pasta
>let her go
>female looks at me
>mfw blarg/10 is not female
>mfw the arbiter did it again

Honestly, I thought 5's missions are fine, they are just so fucking short. Like, the first mission would be in the top 10 or 15 missions in the franchise easy if it was twice as long.

Also, the second one is the best "UNSC spaceship level" the series has had, better then Pillar of Autumn in CE, Cairo Station in 2, or Foward Unto Dawn in 4.

His voice actor died the other day.

He did fucking nothing wrong

I've always hated bungie for allowing MLG to fuck around in the 2 and 3 days but it seemed to work for 5's MP

He didn't, but he was retarded

>Arbiter had put his carbine down and was listening to guilty spark
>Sesa shoots him out of nowhere causing the arbiter to fight back instead of just letting spark finish and have the arbiter learn the truth and side with him

...

The prophets made slant eyed human games about... "waifus" hereticial.


How many of you are to face death or becoming arbiter?

>it's a humans get smashed by our righteous fleets in orbit before being cleansed via Holy Flame holo

Please stop putting ''please tip me'' signs on the back of the prophets chairs. They are getting very upset.

How old is this?

[composes war poetry internally]

>look gay as fuck LMAO
>shows ship that is literally only some unholy combination of shapes by the devs tard son

H2A is the best Halo campaign

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This guy dissects Halo 5 pretty well.

I think I'm fine with my opinion of the game, shill.

Bond with me in my quarters.

Anyone else wondering what sticking your dick into a hunter feels like?

Get a pack of gummi worms and it is sorta like that.

He doesn't suck the game's dick, but alright, write off the video as biased.

What about a human female

>Be a youth in the war
>Aftermath of glassing planet
>Higher ranked warriors are riled up
>Run off to public washroom in order to avoid the nobles
>Find bathhouse full of swordsmen
>They claim me as property and drag my already exhausted body into a single room.
>Hot throbbing blades impale me throughout the evening
>I awaken in one of their beds half dazed with a sore backside
>Lesions all around my neck due to half of them biting from instinct
>Piece of shite shipmaster orders me to be on the front lines because I was unconscious by the time it reached his turn
>Kill me demon

Cool. I wanna do that.

>Be me
>Finally given the rank of a major
>Fight alongside of a swordsman
>Combat skin compresses to his rear
>Every bend he creates catches my eyes
>Turns out he occasionally swerves off to males
>I unsheath my blade and we have at it
>Two weeks later I acquired genital wort wort worts.

One of the mgalekgolo pairs have picked up some sort of Human entertainment device. I think those heretics called it a Video Game

These two aren't handing it over, i'm afraid of the prophets catching on and beheading us all, what do

>Be me
>War is over finally
>Living with the swordsman I mated with
>Blooding years occurs
>One side is killing one another on religion
>Fuckboy swordsman parts to partake in it
>I look back and think of the shitty Cor/v/ette I was on.

That was such a comfy part of the level. All them pathways. Well designed.

BUUHHRGHUGURG

What's going on in this thread fellas?

KILL THE PARASITE

It must be cleansed!

QUICK, START THE HALO RING PROCEDURE

>Pay $5.99 to see the true end

Shit, they got to this too.

What end? There is no plot to begin with at this point.

I still can't believe they put that map in matchmaking with 30s splaser/plasma launcher respawns for like a month lol. Vehicles had a hell of a time crossing the map.

Is ol halfjaw still alive? I liked him

Yeah

Seriously do any of you fucking heretics actually think anything is going to gappen if you don't reply?

THICC

The food nipple is open, boys.

Master Chief is pretty cool guy

Devs also don't realise that it's by focusing on the MAJORITY WHO PLAY YOUR GAME that a pro scene naturally develops. When it's forced, like in H5, it creates a gap between casuals and pros.
I remember watching H2 and 3 tourneys and thinking I could make it too, because the pros were just guys like yourself.
Now they make them out to be like fucking popstars or some shit, and the worst part is that they actually get to decide what should be in the game, and what shouldn't.

3DPD? Disgusting. Wort wort.

Imagine the fucking hentai aliens like the Elites would come up with. i want to see it

Shut the fuck up you Huragok piece of shit and fix my needler.