What kind of person plays as the Baby characters?

What kind of person plays as the Baby characters?

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One to annoy people who care what others play.

You specifically.

People who use Miis are worse unless they're someone's parent.

miis are cute

People who are real salty about someone picking their """main"""

why do people main a character in a kart racing game

I used to pick them sometimes when I played double dash because I preferred the acceleration stat

acceleration > speed and if you disagree u a lil bitch

>why do people main a character in a kart racing game
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>that guy who plays as Mario

Girls I guess.

light racers are the best, and sometimes Toad simply is already taken

but Shy Guy and Toadette are way better

baby luigi is GOAT, baby mario is an acceptable substitute, the two princess babies are absolute trash

Babies are literally meant...... for babies. Little kids.

> slow speed so not overwhelmed by track
> best handling to easily control kart
> best acceleration to be the most forgiving if you make mistakes

>being this much of a hipster

it's not enough to prefer luigi

you amp it up

and prefer BABY LUIGI

I liked them in Double Dash because of the chain chomp.

>tfw featherweight acceleration characters are complete shit
>tfw those are my favorite

They're also canon because Yoshi's Island.

So is Baby Peach but DS fucking sucks

Diaperfags

>that guy who plays Metal Mario
>that guy who plays Dry Bones
>that guy who plays Rosalina

jump into a vat of acid

Same people who play as girls.
They are cute.

the baby princesses are not cute

I pick em for 200cc since I can't use heavy characters for shit there.

I liked using babies in Double Dash with their adult counterpart. I wish they would make a followup to that game, character combinations and items specific to them was fun.

>Hating on based Dry Bones
You gay or somethin?
I mained that fucker in mario party, mario kart, mario baseball, shit just about everything I could main him in
Get boned

>hating Dry Bones

What the fuck's up your ass?

fuck you snaking fucks you ruined mario kart DS

Dude, the DS WiFi servers have been down for years, get over it.

>couldn't go fast

Not the game's fault you suck.

Baby Rosalina is very cute. If someone isn't Rosalina online, they're likely Baby Rosalina or a DLC character.

dry bones is GOAT fuck off

literally every mario kart hacker picked fucking dry bones in the tank

It was Dry Bones for DS, but for Wii all the hackers picked Funky Kong.

Only a bitch ass nigga needed to hack while using based skelekoopa.

People only like Dry Bones because he and the tank were the fastest combination in DS.

he's a meme.

>People only liked him because he was the best
Yeah? That's the point

Are you suggesting I'm not going to use him all day erry day in MK8 Deluxe? Because that's just plain wrong.

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this is what happens when you make characters that are objectively the best

They're good for a challenge, given their 1 Speed, although Lemmy is the same and generally more likeable.

I enjoyed playing Luigi/Baby Luigi team in Double Dash, just for amusement. Baby Luigi being "canon" in Yoshi's Island and Partners In Time made him a bit more acceptable, too. Don't use Baby Luigi's special when driving the Green Fire. The car moves faster than the Chain Chomp, at least at first, causing you to instantly crash when you first pull it out.

>playing MK8 online
>find out that midweights with Biggybuggy + Rollers gives you 2.5 Speed, 5 Acceleration
>ride around with Luigi in a Biggybuggy, just to insult people when I outrace them
>someone else starts riding around as Mario in a Biggybuggy, for same reason
It was fun.

>That one Yoshi

haha

>everyone using Rosalina
>everyone on sports bikes
Looks awful. She isn't even the best weight class unless all the DLC karts changed that.

>doing something for the express purpose of annoying someone else
Not him, but I wonder where did your parents fail for you to turn out like this.

diaperfag here, i dont touch babies. thats pedos

People like pamperchu and his dirty diaper babies.

>He doesn't want to play with baby Rosalina.

this really is not okay

Be mindful of the party van, user.

get your minds out of the gutter, jesus christ

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Mario Kart Wii was my shit back then
Bullet Bike best bike

the entire board has been filled with idiots like him since a couple of years back

>Like Luigi
>Get to play as an alternative version of Luigi as well as the original
What's not to like

i don't have a main per se, but in the newer mk games it can be beneficial to play with only a few select characters because they all feel pretty different to me
might be placebo since i think only the weight class and carts and accessories matter

Go Wider.

Only people I've met that pick baby characters are girls, and younger kids (me included, used to play Toad in MK64, although he's not a "baby" he's the lightest in that game I think).

Also this

My gf

Wario or gtfo

>best acceleration to be the most forgiving if you make mistakes
In any other racing game that would be true, but mario kart? Crashing in mario kart often has absolutely nothing to do with making a mistake, the game is known for being a clusterfuck of items raining on you 24/7 and you can't always defend.

>not playing best girl toadette

Making triple shells Koopa/Parakoopa's special in DD was the best thing Mario Kart Ever did.

Seriously fuck those things.

>not rolling Wario on Mach 8 with Rollers

This desu. The Chain Chomp special move was the best. Always paired a baby with a Parakoopa for those Red Shells to cover all my bases.

>mained Birdo
>not in Mario Kart 7
>not in Mario Kart 8
>not in Mario Kart 8 Deluxe

According to Nintendo, alot of their core audience did. That's why they made sure to bring them all back and added Baby Rosalina. Not even kidding or trolling, they literally commented on it back when MK8 was announced that alot of people they surveyed and Club Nintendo reports cited those characters as their favorite.

>not Wario on Scooty Puff Jr.

Step up, senpai.

same, except diddy kong :(