Daily reminder that BotW is literally a Bokoblin fighting simulator

Daily reminder that BotW is literally a Bokoblin fighting simulator.

The only enemies we have seen in this game are Bokoblins and Chus, and we have no reason to believe there's anything else. This game is going to suck ass.

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Did you forget about the spider robots?

well most of the gameplay was in one area only, except for the E3 when the game was still in development. So I'm not sure about that

nintendo is fucking dead set on having

1. no characters other than the main mascot characters
2. all other characters must be ugly forgettable planks of wood (literally)

>he only enemies we have seen in this game are Bokoblins and Chus, and we have no reason to believe there's anything else
A free (You) for you. Try harder next time.

We've also seen
>giant skeleton
>moglin
>lizard people
>flying creatures
And that's not from dungeons. They've never really gone past the field, so it makes sense. Africa gets populated by blacks, the field gets populated by Bokoblin.

zeldawiki.org/Enemies_in_Breath_of_the_Wild

But even back at the E3 demo we had those tall lizard men and stalfos.

Except for the stalfos and lizalfos we have also seen.
Bokoblins and chus are the generic field enemies in Zelda, one would think you would have noticed this already.

the shitposting is getting to absurd levels of desperation. Earlier, we had that thread that tried to imply the minimap was a bad thing (even though there's a minimap in some form in every zelda game, and it can be disabled); then we got the faggot trying to claim that Aonuma's mention of an alternate ending being some kind of ruse; and now this retardation.
What next?
"Breath of the Wild isn't a Zelda game"?

I take it you haven't seen the newest trailer?

Bokoblins are basically the Bandits of this game. You'll run into more menacing enemies later.

Why does Nintendo keeps amazing games as hostages in their shit machines?

Kill yourself, kiddo. :3

I would say it's just Sony shills, but this is actually just the Zelda fanbase in general. You literally can't please these fucks.

I wish I still had that Courage the Cowardly Dog image because it sums up exactly how Zelda "fans" react to new games.

So literally all you do in the game is run around a field and bash bokoblins while a badly dubbed Link shouts "bwuh!" "haaaah" "um HYAAAH! lol" in a stupid amerifat voice? More Nintendo shovelware I guess

Yeah the trailers should literally show us everything that happens in the game like Kojima did with MGSV. I'm sure that would make everyone happy.

>Red Bokoblin
>Blue Bokoblin
>Skelekoblin
>Giga-Koblin
>Lizalfos
>Mega-zalfos
>Camo-zalfos
>Electri-zalfos
>Keese
>Chu-Chu
>Elemental Chu-Chu
>Guardians
>Mini-Guardians
>Sheikah Warrior Boogie Man

Link will most definitely not have an English voice-over dub.

oh please, there's no way it can be the zelda fanbase for these kinds of threads - fans would actually have known that minimaps existed in basically every game, for example.

Link sounds like a fuccboi in this game anyway

youtube.com/watch?v=BVoTU1rswo8&feature=youtu.be&t=870

Thanks for your opinion, kid

This is my prediction for the game.

>wander around empty world to find the four towers
> getting to and activating them will guide you to the memories and the master sword
>there are only two dungeons and the rest is all shrines
> after you power up the master sword you then fight calamity ganon
>credits roll

Hoa?
Hoa hoa!

seems short

You know a fact we are also going to have to fight bats.

not really a fan of all this technological crap in my zelda games. The worst temples in the series have all been robot themed

I wonder if Like-Likes are back. They make losing equipment sound even worse than before.

TRUTH

you don't need anythig to fight calamity ganon. you can just run there and kill him if you're good enough

Fuck you

but you will be able to play it for free on you pc you just need an okay graphics card and a decent i7

Nothing is free.

Then i'm glad you're not in charge, the more restrictive Zelda gets, the faster the whole franchise will get stale
Some people will argue that it already did

>best hanheld yet
>shit machine

ya it already did. I haven't played a zelda game since majoras mask but great bay temple was pure cancer

It's a console. Nintendo said so.

>i think Zelda got stale
>but i haven't played a Zelda game since MM
Do i really have to point out to you what's wrong with this statement?

>handheld

>"NINTENDO SWITCH IS A VIDEO GAME CONSOLE FOR THE HOME"

There's literally nothing wrong with sucking ass.

It's a handheld that you can use on your TV, Nintendo just didn't market it right

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Thats literally how they've been marketing it you retard

Why wouldn't he? He'd better. He sounds like a complete fag in the Japanese dub.

I should refrain. I haven't BEATEN a Zelda game since majoras mask. I've played through the majority of wind waker and half of twilight princess. Never touched skyward sword though

No they've been marketing it as a home console that you can take on the go

What's the difference?

How would highlighting the difference make more sales?

Literally every NPC in mainline Zelda games since fucking Majora's Mask have been brimming with character and personality, user.

Not him, but someone pointed out a few threads ago that, had they marketed it as a handheld that can be hooked up to a TV, then nobody would be comparing it to the Xbone and PS4 and instead to the 3DS and the Vita where it's a straight upgrade.

Oh my god. That is fucking stupid.

There's multiple endings

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Maybe, but have you considered this from a marketing perspective? If. Intense pushed the switch as a handheld that connects to the tv, every major review outlets first article would be about Nintendo dropping out from consoles. Is Nintendo willing to take that PR hit? I doubt it considering they chose to go the other way and carve out their own niche.

Don't listen to that retard. You will get instakilled if you even attempt to approach the castle without the right equipment, because of the guardians.

He means you can just run to the final boss and attempt to fight him (this is a good thing)

It's technically possible, you're just not strong enough early in the game.