ITT things developers say that you won't fall for anymore

ITT things developers say that you won't fall for anymore.

>coming this year

Anything

>x00 hours of gameplay

Anything that comes out of their mouths.

>In stunning thunder-rock vision

Fuck you Ubisoft. Never forget.

Sup Forums, where people are so scared of not being the smartest guy in the room they simply don't believe anything anymore

>"this game will be good"

When was the last time a dev said anything trustworthy?

>please look forward to it

>procedurally generated

>we're gamers ourselves so we want to make games we want to play

That one depends if it's AAA or not. Indies probably do make the game they want to make, but if fucking Bob Battlefield says that he makes the games he wants to play he's a shitter.

Name 12 Indie devs who have said that

>You can meet people

Indie devs are pathetic
Let's not meme here they're so goddamn dumb and disgusting
All hipster CUNTS!

Fuck off jew

motherfucker do I look like a walking interview encyclopedia to you

>insulting based Notch
what the fuck are you even doing on this board

>based notch
That man child billionaire who has nothing better to do than sitting on twitter insulting children? Haha haha


Says the one shilling indie games

You look like a walking qt to me

>"we will broaden the audience but make sure the old fans will feel right at home :D"

are you that same guy who offered me a 100 dollar ps4 for snuggles

so we agree that Notch is literally just Sup Forums incarnate then

No.

k good that guy was creepy

>hitmonchan will get a mega this time.

Except he's a billionaire
Yes

>the reason we've revealed so little information is because we want the rest to be a surprise!

What is Mass Effect: Andromeda???

That's some good make up... right .....

>we want our games to reach a broader/modern audience

Which basically reads as:

>we want to make a game that our fans really hate

>paying attention to developers
>paying attention to sjws
>paying attention to reviewers
>paying attention to streamers
>paying attention to liars and things you hate

It's like you people want to be mad.

YOU CAN SAVE EVERYONE!
Fuck you Stella Glow
Fuck you

Nope. An axe in the head over some cheating bitch.

have you forgotten where you are?

definitely not Sup Forums. they wouldn't care about these things.

Well it isn't too bad I guess. I haven't seen gore in awhile

now post based devs who never lie.

>implying

PEGGLE 2

> I want RE7 to be bad

Man Sup Forums's doing to be in shitstorm when it's actually confirmed to be good Monday

>Turn based RPGs are still relevant

>the game releases on [date]

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I want the game to be good and that documentary fills me with hope because you see the devs are passionate about the project and are inspired by the works from a decade ago, which is bizarre to me in a way, but seeing how this is a VR game and those generic statements just makes everything fall apart.

Anything that has to do with ports that are not being handled directly in house.

But the PC port is amazing.

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