ITT: games with terrible playable rosters

ITT: games with terrible playable rosters

At least deluxe only brings in good characters

Subtle haha thread?

>Inkling
>good
get that freaky pedo SHIT outta my FACE

Who asked to play as a different colored Yoshi or Shy Guy in a Mario Kart game away?

I never really asked for it, but it's a welcome addition.

>it doesnt have my obscure literally who character
>therefore the roster sucks

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delet this

It beats including bullshit wastes of roster slots like Baby Rosalina or Pink Gold Peach

>King Boo and Dry Bones and Bowser Jr. cut for Pink Gold Peach

LOL

>it doesnt have my obscure literally who character

This. It's a solid roster of classic Mario favorites like blue peach as a baby, metal peach, cat peach, zelda, and dog.

better than mk7

>generic wiggler
>no waluigi
>"honey queen"

nintendo was smoking crack

>playable koopa troopa
>playable fucking shyguy
>still no playable goomba
I'M OUT

Pokken.

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>Samus in between Sonic and Ness
fucking ouch

>Still no Diddy in Deluxe

>Select Goomba
>fastest racer by far, no steering at all as they do not have any hands

Diddy and Dixie need to replace the babies

>Never played a Fire Emblem game in my life
>Mained Marth every single game
He's the boy

Yo.

That roster is godlike though apart from the fucking e-celeb

Alright now post good rosters

For me, every single Street fighter.

Ryu is one of the only good ones so everyone uses him. Plus there's like 3 clones of him.
Chicks were alright in these games but lack any real motivation or personality.
Dhalsim was unique and interesting but his play style is absolute garbage.

I'm a huge fighting game fan but I've never got the appeal of these games.

>Actual Nascar driver
That shits weird
It's like if fucking Mike Tyson were in a Nintendo game

whered you go
come back

>Mario Kart
>Non Mario characters

if incorporeal beings like Boos can drive, so can a mushroom with no hands

>still not a single Mario Kart game where you can play as Kamek

I bet you they'll be DLC

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This. The Smash games for the most part all have terrible rosters, but Melees was the worst

>more DLC for a 'definitive edition"
I hope not

The fuck is up with that anyway? He was even going to be in 64, so it's not like they've never considered it.

Mike Tyson punch out?

>no arle
What the fuck were they thinking?

I'd post Overwatch but playable is a pretty big stretch for most of the non-tank characters

Best Mario Kart roster to date. Babies are just as valid as Funky Kong, Petey Piranha, and King Boo.

Plus, it has all the Koopalings, Wario AND WALUIGI, Koopa, Toad, Shyguy, DK, Rosalina, and Bowser. There's nothing more that you need in the roster. It beats the shit out of 7.

It even has a lot of unlockables, which is fantastic, since Smash 4 had fucking 6 unlockable characters.

How is it worse than 64's roster you fucking autist, hell every smash game just improves on the previous's roster.

Smash 4's didn't.

>a straight up E-celeb DLC
>those awful voices for TF2kart and Bust-em Bobby
I can't tell if babies are worse than this

Characters like Petey Piranha and King Boo are fun and eclectic

A million babies and Mario/Peach reskins aren't

Who the hell wants to play as "Baby Daisy"

I'd rather it just be sonic kart racing tbqh none of the other characters appear in any other game anymore

you're joking right?

this shit is filled to the brim with useless characters, ported models from other games, and clones

doesn't help that it's ridiculously imbalanced

METAL
BABY
WALUIGI
WHEN

At this point they might as well pull a smash and make the whole roster have color choices.

Color and costume choices, so we can stop pretending cat peach is a new character.

>Rosalina
>Palutena
>Mewtwo
>Shulk
>MEGAMAN
>Ryu
>Bayonetta
>Cloud
The hell it didn't. Smash 4 has the best roster of any fighting game.

I played Baby Daisy more than Petey and King Boo combined.

>Heavies pre-Wii
Yeah, no thanks.

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>cut old characters to sell back as overpriced DLC
>cut some old characters entirely with no replacement
>swordfighters fucking everywhere

I love how weird it is

You can play as Ryo driving an OutRun arcade cabinet

Only if we can slap cat ears on it.

You dodn't refiute his point. No other roster has so many gaming icons.

>Yogscast, TF2 characters, Danica Patrick, and Wreck-It Ralph
>no Ristar
>no Puyo Puyo character
I will never not be fucking furious

The developers said they scrapped Ristar because they couldn't figure out how to not make him look weird from the back

>cut old characters to sell back as overpriced DLC
Mewtwo and Roy were gone in Brawl. Lucas wasn't important enough to make it in in the original roster. Having them as DLC is better than not having them at all.
>Cut some old characters entirely
Ice Climbers will be back in the next Smash, and Wolf was just a 3rd Fox clone.
>Swordfighters
As opposed to characters that use their fists instead? I fucking hate you faggots who complain about sword users. They're more interesting than characters that just punch and kick, a la half the damn roster. Shulk, Marth, Corrin, and Meta Knight play completely differently, meanwhile Captain Falcon plays like Fox without a blaster and reflect.

>Ice Climbers will be back in the next Smash
Of course. For $8.99.

Still better than not having them because the 3DS version was a piece of crap that shouldn't have existed.

>no Arle
>no Kiryu
>no Alicia
>no Bayonetta
>no Hatsune Miku
>no Mario

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>dark spongebob clone
>FOUR anime ninja turtles

fucking sakurai

not jazzed about the koopalings or the fact that drybones got dropped but as long as there's playable shyguy I'm good.

That hitbox on Plankton is bullshit.

>4 turtles
>2 sponges
>no Krang
>no Bebop or Rocksteady
>FUCKING
>RABBIDS

>Evil Spongebob
>Not Doodlebob

It's shit

>All 4 Ninja Turtles
>Only 1 Power Ranger

Bullshit.

Is that fucking Louis C.K.

>tfw no real Nicktoons fighting game

It's a Centurion from Rome Total War

>Rabbids are villains

????

I mean, in theory, I suppose.

I'm just happy that if you don't buy the e-celeb you don't have to look at him. I don't play the game online though

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>721 Pokemon
>Only 20 playable
>2 Pikachus and 2 Mewtwos

This is a great fanservice roster though. The only issue is balance.

I think it's less about the number of sword fighters and more about the number of Fire Emblem reps that irks people.

>Implying every Jojo character isn't shit

Literally 2 memorable characters

Drake was broken. Sackboy was fun a f

I wish Corrin didn't exist. I don't care if it's popular in Japan or what. It's the most "literal who" they've ever added. And it's not like how Marth and Roy were literal whos in Melee because we never got the game. We got Corrin's game, it's just that no one gives a shit about it.

>Big Daddy
>Bioshock wasn't even a PS3 game at first

And it still blows the hell out of rosters today.

>people talked shit about Cole and Evil Cole
>and then defended Pit and Dark Pit

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The entire game felt like one big advertisement

>The difference between Sony and Nintendo

It's okay when Nintendo does it. Nintendo fans don't play anything other than Nintendo. But let anyone else do what Sakurai did. Dark Pit was a blight on the roster, and even then, there are bigger fuck ups present.

Who defended Dark Pit? From what I remember everyone was angry about him since the ESRB leak got confirmed. In fact, I remember a lot of people complaining because they could easily give Dark Pit his own moveset based in other weapons from KI:U

this wins

what the hell

is this what the kids like

I liked the Wiggler

>2 toads
>4 peaches
>4 marios
>5 BABIES
>7 KOOPANIGGERS

smash bros roster is like 5 times bigger than this, one or two clones won't hurt it

I seriously hate the damn Koopa Kids

>talking shit about wiggler

hey man, toadette is bae

Weird? Yes. Bad? No.

I'm hoping for this. They can still add stuff I'm sure, nothing stopped them for the Wii U. Why only 4 new Battle Tracks for 5 new Battle Modes? There will probably be more.

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Does anyone actually use the metal characters, and why? They're eyesores.

people used metal mario in mk7 because he had the best stats

5 Mario*
5 Peaches*