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YOUR MOTHER SUCKS DWARF COCK

FEEEEEDDD MEEEEEE

YOUR MOTHER SUCKS DWARF COCK

This piece of shit faggot keeps leaving these papers on the ground

I'LL KICK YOUR ARSE AND MAKE MONEY DOIN IT

DELET THIS

A LITTLE ELF WAS SKIPPIN DOWN THE PARF
PLOUGH EM ALL PLOUGH EM ALL

ALONG CAME A DWARF AND KICKED 'IM IN THE ARSE
PLOUGH EM ALL, PLOUGH EM ALL

OH YOU ARSE FUCKED DIRTY ROTTEN SCUM
PLOUGH EM ALL, PLOUGH EM ALL

DO THAT AGAIN, AN' I'LL FUCK YER MUM
PLOUGH EM AAAALLL

Did you fellow serfs see that witch they put on a spike on the main square?
I was there when they did it, holly fuck it was brutal.
I still can hear her scream when i close my eyes.

Name one thing Radovid did wrong. ONE THING.

Underestimated Geralt

Go back to oxenfurt academy you sjw faggot

PAM PARAM

TOP
NOTCH
SWORDS

Once was a maid from Vicovaro, tight at night, she'd be loose com 'morrow, early in the morning!

Another maid from Vicavaro, ploughed with pleasure drank with sorrow, till early in the morning!
Yeah, I know its Oxenfurt, shut up.

>Read that as Novgorod
>Now want to play Europa Universalis

>Name one thing Radovid did wrong. ONE THING.

Not joining nilfgaard as a feif like Toussaint.
Its obvious that nilfgaard plays nice with those who join without a fight.

Our third maid was not demanding, gave it up to any man standing, early in the morning!

The vulgarity! Young people these days...

When I grow up, I wanna be a lady!

Is it hard getting through the day with Emhyr's cock in your mouth?

Why would you want to play as Muscovy's vassal?

I believe that Francis Bedlam is the greatest ruler of Novigrad of all time and if you disagree you're an obvious Radovid Rascal.

Killing Kalkstein.
RADOVID SUCKS DWARF COCK

its just a place holder until i get queen ciri's muff in my mouth.

How did Henselt get BTFO by a bunch of subhumans and a woman? Didn't Kaedwin have a powerful army?

They don't start as a vassal

>sells armor

>Didn't Kaedwin have a powerful army?

i think kaedwin's king was killed too in witcher 2, and therefore they where in a even worse state then temeria.

But they end up as one. If not outright conquered.
Novgorod normally leave the game faster than Byzantium even.

>That Tunis
>That Aragon

Henselt can get killed, but he can also survive in some routes or if you don't let anyone actually kill him. If you do that, he dies offscreen in W3

any novigrad whores looking to get their arses whipped ?