The last video game character you played as is now your roommate

The last video game character you played as is now your roommate.
What happens?

>Guile

Well I'm gonna get fit at least but I'm going to hate having to listen to him mope about Charlie dying.

We get it bro. Now go kill Bison.

Luis from TBoGT
This is ok

evo X

Finally a cute japanese room mate

Steroids from Nuclear Throne. I'd probably get sick of having a huge ass naked guy around all the time.

>I'm so alone
>I want to die
>dude ghosts lmao
I don't know.

Comfy fun times ahead

>Isaac with Magdalene wig

I get the apartment to myself because Sonic is never indoors

>squid loli woommate

I'm more than okay with this.

>FE Awakening
So, Male Robin?
Seems boring.

>The last video game character you played as is now your roommate.
>What happens?
suteki

>classic materson
daily money baths motherfucker

the Batter
at least he wouldn't talk much before beating my skull in

>my belf mage

Yes please.

>Mario

So, whats new with you?
.......
Not a talker, huh?

I probably get disemboweled and my head stomped into mush for playing vidya too loud.
I'm ok with this.

Damn I really wish the last video game character I played as was one of my Sims 3 characters. I'd seduce them for money.

Instead I got this loser.

grapple hook pilot from titanfall 2

i get to use his gear to slidehop to work in the morning
pretty nice

hivemind

>Robin gets you to join his army.
>He helps you get buff by making sure that you only fight people that you can take, and keeps a more experienced qt guarding you at all times.
>You end up becoming a monster on the battlefield, and he hooks you up with said qt.

Robin would be the best roommate.

I forge her some fine weapons and armor.

except leggings... they don't get finer than this

uhh, I don't know what character a Random unit from ArmA 3 would be......

Hey at least you havent grown tumors all over your body because you are living with a ball of radiation like me.

>minecraft Steve is now my roommate
>punches everything in the house to pieces
>rebuilds everything with tiny blocks
I guess my chair would be slightly less comfortable, but overall, not much changes.

cake

>Sora
I would at least have someone who is happy 24/7

Just a highly trained soldier. Will probably despise your way of living but still snort coke on the weekends instead of drinking.

Hope you're ready for Bowser bashing down your front door every other week.

What does fgt even mean?

Drifter
Doesn't seem like he'd talk a lot

I think me and Joe here would just binge watch movies, eat food and then just rant into the night. This is gonna be fun!

Fighting Game Thread

faggot

>My character in Pokemon.
I'll have to suffer with that shit eating grin for a long time...

...

I can't think of a single good thing about having this pink fuck as my roommate
I would starve instantly

>Commander Shepard
He'll manage to fuck all my female friends and neighbors in a week.

but you then have to deal with the fact that the only potential reason he got you two together would be because the baby you have will be a well crafted killing machine

Someone actually watched that video?

...

haven't you played the co-op kirby games?
kirby shares food with his friends mane

I'm gonna get /fit/ and learn to drink tea with boxing gloves on, sweet

>kirby regurgitates food to his friends mane
ftfy

... I was hoping to see princess tits.

Madostuki. She would just sleep all day. Not really all that exciting

>FemShep

This could get awkward. I expect an "I'm too busy saving the galaxy to do the dishes" or a "I deal with big problems than this before breakfast" on a daily basis.

Also, all conversations end with "I should go".

rule34

>Implying that's a bad thing.

it also means you stand a decent chance of getting kidnapped into a movie, and then getting radical powers

female genital transplant

>comes in covered in blood
>goes into the bathroom
>comes out fully clean
>walks out and closes door behind him

>Velvet
I'd be dead within a week.

What now, do I have to listen to dagda's faggot opinions too?

I love it.

At least he's cute

>my Spartan IV from Halo 5

Seems like the Spartan-IVs are basically really jacked-up Chads without the usual entitled pussyslayer attitude because of their humility-inducing training.
Seems like a bro to me, would probably go above and beyond the call of duty to pay bills and get groceries and the like.

>Not really all that exciting
Think of all the Nasu you'll get to play.

Well, you could stop her.
You would, wouldn't you?

Well, on the bright side(?), she might decide to go for your romance option.

>Austro-Hungarian soldier from BF1
I guess it would be cool to ask him questions about history and stuff.

>Dante from DMC 1

I dunno, I just started the game so I don't really know how he is.

He seems cool and edgy tho; i don' know if id like him too much

You're being "ironic" right? Why would a clickbaity youtube video actually deliver
Lucky bastard

>Hey man, I just got a copy of Sega Classics Collection for my PS2. Wanna play Outrun?
>...
>Yes

You could on her face daily and she'd be none the wiser.

I'm playing kirby planet robobot and kirby is a fucking psycho.
There's a world populated by cute creatures like walking loafs of bread with hards waddling around and driving cars around, kirby's just some asshole running around killing construction workers and getting running over because he can't read trafic signs.

The strongest fucboi there is, maybe he can give me the water laser book so I can fuck shit up.

I am happy with this

...anyone wanna change roomates? I am not into edgy twinks

But user. You already have no friends. All you need to do is get a job you're good at, read up on various world mythologies, and go for walks more.
Be your own man, like Dagda wants you to be.

Unkindled One, and not even my other female character.
He just touches everything in the house like every Dark Souls protagonist.

What if one day you wake up and and she accidentally brings you in the dream world

I'd shoot him some book ideas. Maybe watch action movies on our spare time?

Then I hope Luigi's there.

I need a ruling on this, do I get 2 roommates?

I'm going to federal prison.

bright side for you two, you'll get to see some fuckin tubular shit
downside is a high risk of death, the place getting wrecked on a daily basis, and for a LOT of pizza

>not fucking her in the dream
>not having her wake up and want it for real

Besides my ss13 character,lyn from FE7? Or isaac? i don't know what i played last that wasn't ss13.

...So do I have to live in a sewer drain pipe with a smelly flying slut now, or what? I don't have enough money to sustain this hobo's appetite

I lucked out, Engineer is probably the only roommate that wouldn't try to fucking kill me or do so accidentally.

If i did wake her, she would just play her nasu and write in her dream diary and go back to sleep.

>Battlefield 4 medic
Uh, it's ok if I get wounded or something I guess.

Noice

>Sniper
Can't say I approve, what with him being a looney and all. Mite b gud.

He keeps trying to take the whole fucking neighborhood for himself and the stupid trees.

More like over 1000 roommates if we can count the Luiginoids.

>Simon Jarret
This is gonna be weird. Are we talking unstable, maladjusted robot Simon, or close-to-death Simon? Is he still going to die? Am I going to have to share his shitty apartment?

yes, and potentially get dragged into dream shenanigans and saving the world

Since I'm not undead, I wouldn't be on his list.

> Kat

Now I have to remind her to shower everyday before letting her entering the room.

What you do in the dream is up to you, I'd explore with her learning more about how dreams work

OH HELL NO

not him but a .357 Magnum will accomplish what Mario could not

You can always do that with her later, you know.

Ryu Hayabusa...... Why would a Ninja be in an apartment?

>Big Boss

TEACH ME THE BASICS OF CQC

my room isn't in a giant castle he wouldn't know where she is.

i'd just tell him his princess is in another apartment or something.

best room mate

I certainly wouldn't look for one there

Why the reaction? Having Noct as a roommate would be pretty damn comfy. Are you forgetting his powers cause energy drinks to give buffs and cure statuses?