Thanks Nintendo. How am I meant to lose weight if it has a weight limit

Thanks Nintendo. How am I meant to lose weight if it has a weight limit.

Are you Garfield?

YOU WEIGH MORE THAN 330 LBS

FAT
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You need more than wii fit to fix your weight problem friend

Hello fatass.

It's obvious that Nintendo's device was not built for the average American. Tell me OP. Just how fat are you?

I'm 6'4, and I'm quite overweight. But, I still only weigh 270 lbs. I don't get you amorphous manlet fatties and your desire to kill entire packs of innocent twinkies in one sitting.

SALAD DODGER

Why are you fat user? What's stopping you from being healty?

>tfw to fat 4 vidya

ROBOTNIK LOOKING

CALORIE THIEVIN'

They were actually reinforced for the western release, the old version could only take 220lbs before buckling.

CRISCO BATHING

COOKS ON A GEORGE FORMAN GRILL JUST TO DRINK OUT THE DRIP TRAY.

the manual says you can't put more than 500 pounds on this thing

jesus christ OP you're FAT

please be a girl

Protip OP. Keep away from crowed Elevators with low weight limits.

LARD GARGLIN'

SALAD DODGIN

thicc

you fat disgusting piece of shit go take a run around the block a few times you fat fuck

BUTTER BALLIN

Leaked copy of Switch Fit? Is Switch Fit Trainer cute?

>tfw 149 lb fatass

THIS IS A FUCKING FITNESS GAME

Just cut your portions bro. Working out only helps you keep off weight, it doesn't help as much as you think it would.

YOU SO FAT WHEN YOU TAKE A BATH THE WATER IN THE TOILET RISES

nah. will lift 4 food.

FORKLIFT RIDIN

How does that work? Seriously I'm having a hard time understanding.

>I am fat but I don't understand how someone is fat

hmm, really gets me nogging jogging

GRAVY GUZZLIN'

>tfw so far you wear out your front left tire faster than the other 3 on your car

You could put the fucking fork down for a second, fatso. I mean, you must be as fat as Boogie.

BURGER CHUGGIN'

Real talk you're fat as fuck OP but with hard work you can join the population of real human beans. Don't give up

I just discovered all the 30th anniversary Metroid stuff is fan made

Thanks nintendo now I dont feel bad for pirating everything you stupid fucking faggots.

iktf

SAUSAGE FINGER TYPIN

Get a calorie counter app on your phone.

The Nintendo weight board thing is a meme and the workouts are too punctuated to really get you revving.

more like:
>I'm fat, but these obese people defy physics and continue to gain mass, and are probably incapable of even running

user, if your ass weighs 149 lbs, how much does the rest of you weigh?

you have a womanly figure

Does the Switch have a built-in balance board?

HEART DISEASE HAVIN

SCOOTER SCOOCHIN'

>TFW went from 260lbs to 190lbs to 280lbs over three years
I tried to get to 170 but my youth is already over and there is no hope for my future

are those women's jeans?
they suit you well~

Cute!

That's the attitude that got you to 280 lbs.

WALMART SHOPPIN'

COOK WITH A GEORGE FOREMAN GRILL JUST TO DRINK OUT THE DRIP TRAY

>Fat people want to lose weight
>Continue to use escalators and elevators because they're 'tired/lazy'
I use stairs because escalators and elevators too damn slow at my job and college. Beefy ass legs because of them.

SODA SHOTGUN SLUGGIN

top fucking kek

Managed to awkwardly balance my entire family of four on the board to make a hilarious lard ass character that was three feet tall and it didn't have a problem.

FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT

I started working out 3 months ago and I have no idea if it's taking effect or not
What's worse is that I don't even know if I'm doing it properly or my best efforts - I should have taken a picture beforehand.

ELEPHANT SEAL LOOKIN'

LOW

>Fat people want to lose weight
They want to be thin, they don't want to lose weight. They want it to happen magically when they've conditioned themselves to be sugar-addicted wrecks.

>Only 270lb
I'm 6'6'' at 230lb and I'm fat as shit

>They were actually reinforced for the western release
holy fucking kek.

Well, do you feel thinner? Stronger?

MOBILITY SCOOTER RIDIN'

Milestone one: fit on board
Milestone two: have the board tell you you're not a fatass.

How do the calories in protein/carbs work?
1 gram of each is 4 calories right?
So if something was 250 calories as listed by the nutritional label and has 16 grams of protein, do I need to add the additional 64 calories to the calorie total?
Or is that stuff already done with the listed calorie total?

MCDONALDS MUNCHIN'

muscle weighs more than fat

I lifted for a third of my life

>TFW live in NYC, where walking is often faster than driving
>Walk to the bus, train, taxi, whatever.
>Fat people still manage to exist and take up two seats
Someone needs to petition and make the lardasses pay double fares, make fast food cost more or some shit. Food is expensive here HOW THE FUCK DOES SOMEONE STAY FAT HERE!?

nobody actually lives in NYC, it's too expensive
they come into the city to work

He's probably too far gone at this point.

Who would have the willpower to get back into shape if they weighed over 300 pounds? Even if you do lose the weight, you're going to have unsightly excess skin and stretch marks.

japanese companies actually get fined if employees have a waist above a 34.

The mindset there is "because we have universal healthcare we must all work together and not weigh the system down".

Meanwhile in burgerville the thought is "I'm unique and beautiful just the way my lard-ass is! By the way we need universal healthcare so others can pay for my shit health. Anyone who disagrees is a NAZI"

Correction, no one lives south of 59th permanently. Outer boroughs have residents.

eat a bunch of inexpensive trash I guess

At that point it's not about looking pretty, it's just about survival.

Recovering meth addicts look like shit but you support them after rehab. Even if you wouldn't fuck their ugly asses.

Anybody uses metric ITT?

Go on...

>3 months ago
Phew, buddy. You're not even tenth-way there.

You should be seeing definition in your arms, back, shoulders, legs and even chest by now, no matter how small.

Yeah but I'm so used to American measurements on this board that I just convert for convenience.

To be honest, I'm actually glad to hear this. I was fearing that I was doing something wrong. Guess I'll keep at it.

No you aren't unless you have zero muscle

Are you joking? Where do you think the calories on the label come from

It would take 3 of me to reach the limit, eating requires you to move your hands and mouth.

And also all I can afford is instant ramen.

Sometimes I wish I was a fatty instead of a skeltal. Maybe I'd have motivation to go lift.

show us ur boipucci

Went from 300 to 215 in a year and a half.

>And also all I can afford is instant ramen.
You can get fat off instant ramen, man. I got fat off sandwiches.

You just need to eat more than what you burn.

No
And I honestly had no idea how calories are determined
After looking it up though it makes sense and I feel silly for asking
I've just been in a bit of a panic because my weight loss is eating into my muscle, so I figured more protein might help salvage what's left
Just don't want to go over my calorie limit

Same principle with vehicles.

In Japan they get around in Kei cars because small cars are easier on trafic and pollutes less.

In America, people drive suvs because they dont give a fuck.

>"I'm unique and beautiful just the way my lard-ass is! By the way we need universal healthcare so others can pay for my shit health. Anyone who disagrees is a NAZI"

I think you're trying to shit on liberals with this, but the right is just as bad.

>No socialist government can tell me what to do! If I want to shovel fast food and super big gulps down my gullet every day of the week, that's my right as an AMERICAN!

I never thought somebody would share this feel

False. We drive SUVs because we can own a car until it dies with no repercussion or extra fees, we don't spend 80% of our income on housing meaning we can buy more shit meaning we need larger vehicles to transport said shit, have almost no public transportation, and we need to travel longer distances to get to places.

>tfw would be a 36 even in skeletal

NEET visa for Japan when?

Why couldn't I just be born Japanese?

wut?

Someone please link the video

>i could fit two of me on the balance board and still not hit the limit

Hey hambone, put the fork down

Yeah but the guy in your example pays for his own big gulps.