Why isn't Pauline more popular? Is she too sexy for Mario fans?

Why isn't Pauline more popular? Is she too sexy for Mario fans?

Sup Forums only likes feminine women with dicks

she looks like a prostitute

Because she's a slut. No one actually finds sluts attractive, we just use them for easy cheap pussy

You couldn't afford her.

>we
Stop deluding yourself.

That doesn't stop her from looking like a prostitute

Just because you're too autistic to go to the bar and take home some dumb whore doesn't mean the rest of us are
You don't even have to look good

Don't try so hard.

2 lewd

The proper word is courtesan.

way too voluptuous.

Don't want the kids having naughty thoughts.

It is kind of weird tho that they've never really made her playable in any game. There aren't a lot of humans outside of the older Mario Golf and Tennis games.

You'd think maybe they'd stick her in one of the spinoff Mario Sports games.

>too sexy

She wishes.

It's one of thee things where a higher up, like say, miyamoto says she is off limits for spin offs for arbitrary reasons.

maybe, she will reappear in Odyssey

Not realistic enough.

She should be on the billboards/posters in New Donk City as a famous actress/singer or something.

Rosalina is better

Well obviously, but that's not the point. I guess Nintendo doesn't really feel like using her outside of Mario vs. DK.