Anybody wanna play Paragon?

Anybody wanna play Paragon?

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wish my dick was that big desu

i'll play with both.

Does it have actual graphics?

How many times are you going to make this thread

I wanna smooch that cock!!

>tfw 6 incher pencil

kill me

Nice dingaling. I wish mine was big like that. ;__;

>tfw 5 incher average girth

fuck this gay earth

>ASSFAGGOTS

OwO Would sniff RAWR

>tfw 6 incher above average girth
Heh, could have been worse.

>tfw you fit your benis in a toilet roll

WAKE ME UP

Not with a dick like that you won't

i'd try s'ing a d, why not

>never get laid
>worry about dick size
user.

Does it go out of the other side though

rate mineminemine

nice/nice
post more bitch

Gross, I'd suck most dicks but not yours.

I'd lick.

what should i fix?

Don't listen to they're just not used to foreskin.

I love foreskin, and yours looks very nice.

Why do burgers think it's normal to cut part of their kid's cock off?

I dunno, it looks weird.
I love foreskin, that's just an odd shaped dick.

im not burger
russian

very feminine penis!

Ignorance, thinking it's healthier or something.

I don't care though, a dick's a dick. Though foreskin is fun.

Even worse.

probably camera idk, it looks normal

pls show me yours

>tfw 3 inches erect

the game was rigged from the start

what about mine

I want to play with yo dick

id rather deepthroat that meat daddy

>circumcised tiny asian penis

disgusting, looks like it stinks too!

>tfw you can fit your head in but not the rest and when you put the roll next to your dick there's a good extra 2 inches of length compared to the roll

I don't have one, desu senpai.

How long is a PS4 case? Is it standard DVD size?

Here's the conversation I had with my mother.
>Why am I circumcised?
>Because it's healthier. Foreskins can get infected. Besides, your father and brother were both circumcised.

But if you want to know the real reason, it's because this country was founded by Puritans. Puritans like John Harvey Kellogg, who promoted genital mutilation as a way to reduce sexual appetite.

ew

what is going on here

I wanna see it

>Pick up PS4 game case
>Hold inch ruler beside it
>Six inches.

Trim the bushes and that tree would be huge.

Prove it

Mine can fit in a toilet paper roll but only if I squeeze it, otherwise it's too wide. Is that good enough?

wow that was gay

>your father and brother were both circumcised
>I want your dick to look like mine, son

That's the most disturbing argument I keep hearing.

Hello this is Penis inspection day, user pull down your pants and take a picture

It's missing the Brazzers logo.
They are so cute though.

>PS4 cases are smaller than PS3 cases which are smaller than other game cases
hahahahahaha

Was it painful?

Then they fucked

>there are other anons in this thread RIGHT NOW who are naked
FILTHY...DEGENERATE...!

Yes.

Haha, wouldn't it be weird if they posted their dicks?

don't open

haha, imagine if you bent down and sat on their dicks and let it rub against your ass, haha that'd be so weird right, do you ever wonder what that feels like, haha.

:C

It hurts a lot. I really want out of this situation, but I feel like it's too late and I've let things go too far. I don't want to hurt him.

I don't get it

hurf durf feggtz git off mai vidyer

what does this even mean

>tfw girls treat me like shit so I'm kinda into guys

Woah so this is prison gay..
amazing..

Who gives a fuck what he thinks or anyone else for that matter, I'll die alone

that would be a bit gay, wouldn't it?

>uncut
disgusting cheese dick

>cutfags

I asked my mum and got the same speel. "Healthier" because you can get infections if you don't wash yourself. Father didn't get the same treatment cause his parents weren't pricks.

Told her I already shower once in the morning and once in the evening, completely pointless in hindsight.

I'll probably go back to my ex, after all this time I'm still hung up on him.

:(

>uncut
gross

>was engaged to girl i was dating for 4 years
>didn't work out
>now find myself looking at sissy fembois

I know the feeling all to well user.

>CUT
you're gross user

I don't want to hurt my boyfriend, but we haven't had sex in 3 months and I'm into guys much bigger than him

>not hiding weed in the flap of your foreskin

get on my level

>tfw

:3

Would like to post mine but I'm too shy and nervous ~

>tfw 5.5" length, 6.5" girth

How the fuck do i get more length lads? The ladies always scream deeper

You say that like we chose to get cut. No one in their right mind would get themselves cut.
Unless they legitimately had that condition or whatever where the foreskin is too tight and causes problems.

It's bullshit man. If there was a reconstructive plastic surgery option for it, I'd take it.

My problem is that my ex who I'm stuck with acts sad every time I try to leave. He beat and emotionally abused me and I still can't being myself to leave him, I'm pathetic. I just don't want to make him or anyone else feel bad.

...

>ladies

Jelqing maybe?

youre proud by this

you can't just accept it for what it is. life could be much worse, hell you could get in an accident and never get to shit post on here again and get food fed straight to your stomach everyday while your family struggles to pull the plug on you.

>uncut
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA

>there are cutfags that honestly think mutilating your dick is perfectly okay
>"DUDE HYGIENE LMAO CLEANING MY COCK IS FUCKING HARD XDDD"

Literally fucking neck yourselves and get that stockholm checked out. But it's Sup Forums so of course the thought of showering daily and cleaning your junk is a foreign concept.

>size queen
>hadn't given him sex in 3 months

Wow, i think he can do better than you.

IT WILL ONLY GET WORSE, RUN
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t. cheesedick

>giving him sex

cuck answer.

>cuck picture

it checks out

Probably, but I'm a worthless NEET, I'm completely dependant on him. I'm trying to change that. I don't want to make him feel bad though, he's more or less tools me he's going to kill himself if I ever leave.

>tfw 19cm tranny
what a waste

jesus christ, this is a gay thread. not a faggot thread.

That's delicious, user. You need to shave though for more freshness.

t. neet virgin that can't shower

WHO CARES IF YOUR DICK IS SMALL, SEX IS FOR MANS PLEASURE, NOT WOMANS

I'll be honest, I clicked on this thread and didn't even notice the dick.