Talk to a dog in an rpg

>talk to a dog in an rpg
>woof

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>talk to a dog in an rpg
>"Dogs don't talk you dummy"

>talk to god in an rpg
>"gods don't exist you dummy"

>you have the 'talk to pets' perk
>its useless because they never have anything interesting to say

>it's just a soundbyte of a dog barking that you can spam over and over

>you can interact with animals

>animal fried sacrifices themselves needlessly trying to save you

>talk to an inanimate object in an rpg
>"why are you talking to yourself you dummy"

>use steal on a dog in an rpg
>bone added to inventory

>talk to a dog in an rpg
>he joins your party

>Talk to a dog in an rpg
>"Death will come to you soon"
>Talk to it again
>"Woof woof"

...

>animal fried sacrifices themselves needlessly trying to save you from hunger

>You can pet the dog

>except that one dog hidden in the corner of the world who gives you a quest and some absurd reward for doing it

>talk to dog in an RPG
>cute girl in your party laughs at you
>can't get her quest line anymore because she lost respect for you

>dog sometimes has actual lines sometimes it's just woofing

>feed dog in an rpg
>he starts following you around

>talk to dog in an rpg
>it fucks you

>bash in dogs head irl
>you received dog brain

>you can pick up cats
>you can play fetch with dogs
>you can turn into a dog to talk with said cats and dogs

TP gets a lot of shit but c'mon guys

Only if your character is a white female

>MC says
>"I don't know what I expected"

or

>"Hello, I am a do...I mean, woof."
>This occurs when you check the dog for about 20 times

>talk to a dog in an rpg
>gives you advice on equipping items

>The dog companion smokes a pipe and carries a knife in his mouth at the same time to attack with
>He turns out to be a party member

>take a feat that lets you understand animals
>all the animals have unique dialogue

I bet half of the games here mentioned don't even exist!

what dog.

>talk to a dog in an rpg
>"You are exactly what I was looking for!"
>what

>Can recruit a dog
>It's one of the best party members
>Gets stat boosts for entire dungeons by finding things to pee on
>Has unique dialogue, both in encounters and back at camp
>Can bust you out of prison

>talk to a dog
>"tonight, you"

i wonder what that means...

>Talk to a stop sign
>"NO YOU STOP"

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>human talks to me
>think maybe he is special and can understand me
>explain to him my plight, that I have a family that desperately needs food and that if he can help my pups I can lead him to the lair of the bad guy who has been ruining the lands
>"I don't know what I expected" he replies
>he just walks off

>Dog must be killed to advance the game

>grey-wolf-2[1].jpg
>Dog

>He can recognize you if you do the dlc first
>The fight changes tone from him defending his master's grave from a random graverobber to passing the torch of upholding Artorias' legacy to one of his oldest friends so he can finally join his master in the afterlife

name one dog that does this

Literally any dog in any Dragon Quest game

C'mon, you're in Sup Forums. This isn't you.
This is you.

You guys pre-order bioshock?

that's not me.

>dog is a stoic master sword for hire
>hired by villains to "keep an eye" on you
>does exactly as ordered
>joins the party and tags along for the rest of the game

Oh Repede, you bendy dog

>game lets you talk to a duck

>You are the dog
>You hang out with a rabbit
>You interrogate human suspects

Don't lie to yourself.

Sam and Max?

post more doggos on computer

if they are FREELANCE police, who the fuck is their chief?

New Sam and Max when?

Sorry, I am out user. Have a smart dogoo instead.

>not posting TOP PUP

What a smart dog!

That was really cute user.

>you can bring them back

Fable 2 was alright.

What game?

was it really?
still dig 1, never played 2, and very recently tried to replay 3
>absolutely no fucking dlc works because discontinued service on shit
>magic is so watered down it's fucking water.
>SHUT THE FUCK UP DOG IF I WANTED TO DIG THAT FUCKING TEN GOLD UP I WOULD HAVE THE FIRST 50 TIMES WE PASSED THE DIG SPOT
>spam shoot to win
>only ever use NON-shoots to level said shooty weapons because that makes sense
>paid for and launched through steam only to force install and open GFWL every time

>Option to bring back your sister 'and everyone who died' that has literally no payoff beyond a single letter and a small statue you'll never see again
>Option for money in a game where you can get infinite amounts by setting the system clock forward
>And then objectively best option to bring back pupper, which is also required to finish a quest

It's like they designed that choice for dog people

>game lets you fuse/unfuse party members
>fat bulldog + tree person = fucking QTπ

IGGY

Never actually played 1 but I enjoyed 2 far more than 3, never even finished that fucker. Been ages since I played either so can't really go into depth why, but if you get the chance to play it I'd definitely recommend it, although it's not on PC sadly.

try 1 some time my dude, still holds up in my opinion if only for the way the gameplay/magic was so on point, and stealing was more fleshed out

How is it possible for a game to make you feel more and more sad as you play even after you've supposedly reached a happy ending.

Because Ghost Trick was, is, and always will be a fucking masterpiece.

The game is only fun as long as the you don't get tired of the combat that literally never changes outside of the first encounter and as long as you don't get sick of the art style

>If you ever 'die' at all, it immediately strips the game of any sense of danger
>Game doubles down on stupid shit like heroism being entirely genetic
>Brother who is framed as bad guy compromised his morals to make money to save money to beat an even bigger bad, saved up so little money you can waste it all on the first choice
>Everyone somehow forgets about the apocalypse a year away that is common knowledge
>Game engine doesn't allow for boss fights, or interesting fights of any kind really
>Reaper is back and he's a bigger, even more unskippable cunt then ever
>Game doesn't allow for failure, on my second playthrough I made every worst possible decision, then at the last day put all the money in my bank account to maximize casualties
>Theresa still justifies my actions

Ha ha I died again

>mfw using mind read on animals in Golden Sun
>mfw a dog will give you advice via telepathy in return for a bone

what game?

Breath of Fire 4

looking back i think i only actually beat it because i online co-op'd with an old pal years ago, with my wacky free dlc dog costume.

how is fable still a solid little fantasy action when 2 and 3 have been so shit? it certainly isn't because they tried to be too ambitious: they are all laughably simple compared to the likes of elder scrolls, or even the old dnd rpgs...

why do none of the elder scrolls games have proper pets of any sorts for anyone ever? i mean.. farm animals, horses, stilt striders, all domesticated. but no dogs?

>In the original he had drinking problem, that's why he sounded like stuttering.

>Censors strikes.

Would American Orwellianship finally end please.

yup, bof 4, give that (or 3) a shot some time if ya dig rpg's, brother.

>how is fable still a solid little fantasy action when 2 and 3 have been so shit?

Every time, I said, "Well... Maybe it'll be better next time!" And I probably wasn't the only one. Which meant everyone bought 2. Which meant they had enough money for 3. And I said, "Well... Maybe it'll be better next time!" And then I, among others, got duped a third time in a row like a dumbass.

At least the 2nd one was funny. And had a good doge.

if the concept art for this series doesn't get you itching for fantastical adventure then there is something very wrong with you