Is Leon a Sup Forumsirgin?

Is Leon a Sup Forumsirgin?

And a fag? blue balled by Ada, refuse hot president daughter

>know what you want in a woman
>get labelled by insecure nerds
Leon is a true lad. That's all that matters.

Dude, she's basically his boss' daughter. You don't fuck your boss' daughter.

If chris was the protagonist of 4 he sure will fuck her and never lost her

Why did they push the pregnancy-thing so hard?

Nope, to busy putting it in Jill over and over.

Leon is a healthy adult who is attracted to women around his own age

because for real man impregnate lewd girls it's a hot thing

...

Most adult men are still attracted to young women no matter how old they get. And she's at least 20 given her date of birth.

NO WAY

man

He's not stupid enough to do it with the daughter of a client (and fucking president)

I must decline, my bum-bumping compatriot.

>he say no to ashley because he is still in love for ada
>later he wants to date hunnigan

You're right, but I didn't know that because she acts like she's 14

Come to think of it, he probably doesn't want to fuck her because of her personality (and you know she'll try to turn anything he gives her into a relationship)

Leon is smart

>Could've banged Hunnigan
>Could've banged Ashley
>Could've banged Claire
>''no way fag''
>Deny all that pussy due permanent yellow fever that afflicts him for 20 fucking years now

I'm gay but if a girl came on to me like that I'd give her the D desu

>I'm gay

>A man's strength of will is now mocked instead of admired.

probably, i doubt he's ever had any sexual relation with ada

i don't blame him for rejecting ashley though, if his boss ever found out it'd be pretty fucking awkward conversation

I was just meme'ing. But I understand why he wouldn't get involved with anyone, his job is very dangerous and every assignment is a potential deathtrap. Having children and wife in this situation would only make things worse for him.

No way fag

He was late for his first day of work in Raccoon cause he got dumped by a girl and was too hung over.

Remember this.

Leon, did you fuck my daugher?
Yes.
How was it?

>kill hundreds of cultists and undead
>chased after by being way more powerful than you
>told to do a mission
>when confronted with sec you deny it, instead focusing on killing fucking nightmares and knife fights
>complete mission
>lol I want sex
>yeah no thanks I'm fucking tired

This isnt a James Bond film. Why is this a meme?

DAT FUCKING IMAGE
a boner everytime

why
i dont get the appeal

Imagine being Leon in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Ashley Graham, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tight body and horrific androgynous chipmunk face. I would totally have sex with you, both my player and the real me." when all he really wants to do is get blueballed by Ada on another mission. Like seriously imagine having to be Leon and not only sit on that jetski while Ashley flaunts her disgusting body behind you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her pimples and snake oil skin, and just sit there, mile after mile, hour after hour, while she perfected that dance. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her haughty attitude as the seagulls tell her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, ASHLEY GRAHAM LOOKS LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her mannish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of air for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the motel in Raccoon City. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her dimpled stomach as she sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in her "presidential (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then the player calls for another playthrough, and you know you could kill every single person in this game before the cutscene ends, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Leon. You're not going to lose your future DSO career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.

are you Leon

Armpits fetish is the new hot thing in Sup Forums.

I don't mind.
inb4reimu

>leon, did you fuck my daughter?
uhh
>yes or no leon, she's not acting hysterical so i know she wasn't raped during the mission.
yeah...
>you are dismissed, men, get rid of him.

i'm pretty sure i remember him being forced into government service or something at the end of re2, so i doubt he'd be able to just walk

I can't disclose that.

Oh, it's the armpit thing. I mean... OK, I guess. At least my confusion is now one area, not the whole image.

Honestly, it's just another meme. Feet are too normal now, so armpits are the next refuge for "xtreme offensive lewd on humans".
I bet the next will be behind the kneecaps once armpits are "normalized" (or so forced no one cares)
Can you refute me? I bet you can't. Cuck. I'd lick your woman all over only because she's beautiful not a fetish. Fuck you fetishits are the worst. Just as bad as SJW's focusing on one positive. Kys.

He just hates white girls. Imagine if he was the star of RE5

I'm pretty sure Leon and Ada fucked but she probably never let him cum
source: that movie with the plagas

I find feet much weirder than armpits. Armpits make at least sense because of sweat and hormones or whatever the fuck, but feet? Shit's just ugly and smelly

Sticking your face in an armpit and licking it probably feels a bit satisfying opposed to sticking a boney, toenailed foot in your mouth.

Armpits are a meme fetish.

Both suck
Whatever happened to ballistics