Hey Sup Forums.
So I'm doing a project for uni where we have to design mobile gaming peripherals.
We're going for people having a shit.
1) Do you use the phone on the loo?
2) What apps do you use?
3) What would make it better?
Any help would be appreciated, and if you have any concepts hit me up.
1)yes
2)Mercury Browser so I can shitpost while I shit
3)a fucking dedicated IOS Sup Forums app what the fuck steve jobs why are they all gone now
>ios
you deserve it, faggot
Can I quote you in my design spec user?
I want proof Android is the way to go.
1. Yes, I only use it while shitting, so 15 seconds a day, or 30 if I ate a lot the day before
2. The browser, to look at this shithole
3. Nothing, its 15 seconds a day.
Spend your time on better things.
>peripherals
>mobile gaming
The whole point why mobile gaming is even a thing is that you already have the phone and don't need anything else.
please do, my name is Anwar Al-Awlaki
Yes
Quick games such as Mario Run or browser.
Nothing really
How about an app where you post pictures of your shit? People like to show off dumb shit right? So why not just have them show real shit.
15 seconds? You're a mad man.
I spend atleast half an hour normally. I get bored.
We don't know what we're looking at, potentially making hands free grips for the toilet.
Cheers bud.
So, simple easy games. We can work with that.
Like ratemypoo.com? We had this idea, it could work.
Yes
Clover, YouTube, faceboom
Less diarrhea
>I spend atleast half an hour normally. I get bored.
Very unhealthy if you need to shit for that long, make an app to look up the main causes for hemorrhoids then.
I don't need to shit that long, I just sit there to get away from everyone else.
pausing while you wipe is annoying, anything that you can make do (maybe not especially well) with one hand is preferred
>Shitting in under a minute
Fucking speed shitters, I bet you don't even wash your ass
Back to my original point then, spend your time better. The idea of making an app to waste your time better is retarded.
The idea of doing a project to make money out of retarded people isn't retarded though.
The idea of expecting others to give you their ideas on such a thing is though.
1) no, tablet
2) emulators mostly
3) nothing really, its fine as is
>One day had a really bad stomach ache that left me on the toilet for a while
>Decided to clip my nails
>Think to myself, "Man, I really hope I don't drop the nail clipper into the waste filled toilet"
>Moments later do exactly that
>Do something I am not proud of
>Flush toilet and wash hand for an hour
I will never use the toilet and hold something expensive at the same time in fear of that happening again.
enjoy your shitty nails user
My nails are fine.
What I am not proud of is having to reach in and pull it out.
>1) Do you use the phone on the loo?
Yes, nearly all the time.
>2) What apps do you use?
Snapchat, where I like to wrap myself up in bog roll after I've used it to look like a mummy and share it with my friends.
>3) What would make it better?
If I could somehow film my shit leaving my asshole and then record a slow-motion drop in to the pot. Some kind of backwards selfie stick type scenario?
Its just shit user, everyone is full of it, everyone who had a kid has dealt and touched it, and everyone who enjoys the wonders of anal sex has also dealt with it.
Question is just HOW you manage to drop something in there, I assume you were trying to get the clippings to fall into the toilet, but I personally wouldn't even bring a nail clipper that close to my dick.
>hands free grips for the toilet
nigga what?I'm so confused by what you mean by this
I remember needing a dump whilst I was in the middle of a hunt on Monster Hunter, but then realised I could just go because I was on the WiiU pad.
Took the dump, but then I totally forgot about it whilst I was engrossed in a pretty tense hunt. 20-30 minutes later the hunt finished and when I went to wipe my ass the shit had just turned rock hard, pretty much scraping my asshole to pieces, hurt like a bitch. Then I went to stand up and realised my legs had died on me, went all numb and it was still one of the worst experiences of my life, but one of the best hunts of my life.
Like a stand that connects to the rim of the toilet perhaps?
Yes, clover, guaranteed ((you))s
1 yes
2 whatever games I may feel like (Binding of Isaac Rebirth right now is my toilet time waster) or facebook/internetbrowser/Sup Forums client/reddit client
3 I've got like a waterproof case on mine cuz y'know what they say about dropping your phone in the toilet, so maybe like a dock or stand I can put the phone in to hold it up while using it, or bluetooth connect it to a second screen or something.
Jailbreak and get Fortune my dude
Okay fuck your idea because toilet peripherals are stupid and dumb and you're stupid.
There is only one fucking mobile gaming peripheral you need: a controller. There are lots of controllers but they all suck and you know why? They're always an extra bit of plastic you have to attach and un-attach when you use it and it's a pain in the ass and stupid.
In my mind there was only one solution to having a controller but keeping the convenience of a phone: have it be slide-out like the Xperia Play was. So it's just a phone case, it doubles the thickness of your phone but phones nowadays are as thin as a dorito, and the top part that holds the phone slides away from the bottom part that has a simple controller that you connect with bluetooth etc.
I dunno how you'll make it fit for other phone models. Maybe make the top half grip adjustable, but basically the point of a peripheral like this is you can put it on and never need to take it off ever and you're always ready to do some gaming. I've seen some concept controllers that are like this but I don't think I've seen an actual product that you can buy in stores.
Fucking what?! Are you actually thinking your ideas through? Why would you need a hands free stand that connects to the rim of your fucking toilet? You need your hands on the phone if you're going to play a game.
Why do i feel like i'm being trolled here?
user shits manually by plunging his hand into his ass and taking the shit out into the toilet.
That sounds fucking great to be fair, do this OP
I already use a case that makes my S7 like 50% thicker just so it's comfortable to hold
is that a plastic toilet? I'm fucking terrified of porcelain toilets, I weigh around 400 lbs and I'm always paranoid I'll break it while taking a shit and having it split me in half after seeing that story with the Brazilian woman.
>In May 2002, a 74-year-old man from Johannesburg bled to death from cuts received when he fell on shattered porcelain from a toilet bowl that had collapsed under his weight.
I don't play games on the shitter. I shit, I leave.
1) No
2) None
3) Being a top tier Japanese washlet / eletronic bidet