It's finally here Sup Forums!
It's finally here Sup Forums!
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It's either a figure or a dragon dildo.
Not this again. I'll be back after the grand reveal. Let me get the ball rolling.
WHAT'S IN THE BOX?
0.42kg enough for a dragon dildo? I wouldn't know
There better be wyvern wieners at least at some point in this thread.
>he didn't get the extra large dragon dildo
Fag.
Tell us what it is quickly, don't make a meal of it
I had to take a poop back now.
I will use one of these to open the box!
Oops lol
Hmmm
it's one of those shitty figure right?
>using a screwdriver to open a package
You sicken me
Hmmmmm
Hmmmmm?
He's in the UK, he probably got a life and binned all his knives
A meal is currently being made in this thread.
There's redness on the box... :S
>Macro Package
Holy fuck it could really be a huge dragon dildo.
Why am i so invested in this?
Because it's your first unboxing thread.
Nobody's enough of a man to take an extra large dragon dildo inside of him.
It could be! It's out of the box!
because it could be a dragon dildo or better, a shota onahole
You just wanna call whatever he has shit.
Could you take any longer you stupid faggot
>420 grams
dank
15 Oz
thats a lotta weed bro
Kilogram is 1024 grams, you imbecile.
0.42 kg is 430 grams.
>amerifat detected
>half an hour
>still not done
I just reported you.
Dont be stupid.
>there are faggots in this thread who aren't saging
????????
Nigga this shit ain't megabytes lmao troll
Lmao. Kilo=1000. So .42g=420.
i hate black people
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i hate this thread
>american education
stop spreading your retard number
1kg is 1000g
I'm waiting for the dragon dildo/human remains
Is that a Jojo reference?
that's a kibigram
...well that's just magical
>tfw want to buy a dragon dildo but parents could open my mail
;-;
maybe
Can't you just pick it up at the local yuubinkyoku instead of having it delivered directly to your home?
OP WHAT IS IN THE FUCKING BOX
>ITT
i hope op has killed himself
OP's mom caught him unboxing his dragon dildo
I'm scared Sup Forums will be mean. Here's some other trinkets I own ;_;
So mean
OPEN THE DAMN BOX
Jesus christ mods will you please delete this fucking thread and ban this faggot for wasting time. Either show us the fucking thing or don't.
just open the box
Have you put this ball in your asshole?
It's a rhetorical question, I know you have.
Fuck you and show everyone your dragon dildo already you hypersensitive closet freak
>OP is now realising that his product wasn't worth 50 minutes of anticipation and is having second thoughts
just fuck off
Why do that when there's a perfectly fine house
If you do not post the contents that are inside the box I will be forced to pound your boipucci. You have 2 minutes.
This better be fucking dragon dildos at this point.
I'm reporting you to the authorities if you don't open the box in 5 minutes, fagot.
Insult and sage
please hurry
something to do with a gaming pc, maybe?
H-heres some of my video games. I keep the boxes in the cabinet and have the discs kept in a portable cd case for convenience. I hope that's OK ;_;
>oh look, an unboxing thread
>60 replies, must be an interesting package to have got so many (You)s
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OPEN THE BOX WE DON'T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT ANYTHING ELSE
Stop giving this faggot (You)s
THATS IT IVE HAD ENOUGH, OP.
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS
I do the same with movies :(
Cupboard is a bit of a mess
this is now a skeleton thread
Post pic of what's in the box or you will be teleported to waggle hell
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Hell yeah I love skellies
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post waiting music
youtube.com
>Fentimans
>not the cherry cola
Faggot
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I seriously don't know why the mods don't ban these threads on sight.
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Because typically OP actually posts a game (or dragon dildos) and then the thread dies because it's served its purpose. OP deserves a ban though.
Here's some old pc stuff, a lot of it pirated, from the pre steam days :(
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So while we are discussing the Schrodinger dragon dildo, which is the best one to buy if I want to make an impact yet not destroy my wallet?
That's it OP you have forced my hand
Fuck your shitty box, OP. This is a skeleton thread now.
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But ok, back to the box!
>1 minute posting limit
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT
!!
IT'S HAPPENING
>It's a fucking controller
Kill yourself OP.
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sharq controller whyd u buy
I recognise that shitty packaging, I dispatched this to you earlier in the week.