Ask a Gamestop manager anything

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CALL OF DUTY...

If I ask the qt at my gamestop to let me plow her behind the counter while she works, do you think shell say yes?

I have a 6.5" dick with a big girth and Ive been told Im very handsome.

...is bad, but not as bad as the internet thinks.

do you have battletoads

Nah, if she is a qt she wouldn't go for a hamplanet that smells like cheetos

Do you resent your job? I'm a former employee of gamestop and that place drove me apeshit after awhile for how corporate and soulless they want employees to act

How many switches do you think were available in total?

I came to like 175k for gamestop if you assume an average of 25 per store, but I want to adjust that number.

I think she will, user. Try it, I believe in you.

I actually got a call for that during my first week. And, no, we don't have SNES games.

Now hold on now. I was almost 300lb when I was young. But Im almost 25 and now less than 200 with a normal amount of muscle.

I dont smell like cheetos either.

Now with all this new info, will she say yes?

ADVANCED WARFARE

>_>

Is the pay still a prepaid card shitshow

How does it feel to know you'll be out a job within the next 10 years?

The biggest problem with retail is the customers. The last couple of managers were idiots and created a base of sperglords that serves as our customer base. There is nothing worse than spending an hour a day talking to a tard in his teens about Scary Monsters In Games.

If I'm not an area manager by the end of the year, I'll get a proper job. I'm overqualified and too old for this shit.

Corporate isn't too bad, but they basically remove any responsibility, so you feel like a shift supervisor.

We had 36 grey. No limit on the red/blue yet.

How come when I ask you guys to hold a game for me while I get some cash you never do it?

That will be your only job

Customers weren't my problem when I worked at Gamestop, when I used to work there our stores enforced a rule where hours were determined by numbers of preorders and magazine subscriptions, and got to the point where employees were backstabbing one another for hours, it was pretty fucked up

I get almost 4000 USD a month. Below average income where I live, but enough to get by. I only do it because I was unemployed and need "boss" experience to become something proper.

why are video games

An employee at my local GameStop told me a Nintendo representative came to their store before the Switch presentation and confirmed Skyrim and that Blizzard pledged their support

Did anything similar happen at your store?

there is a point where irony stops being funny user

>Battletoads
>SNES

you're a Gamestop employee alright

Here's the question. She got a nice butt?

what brand of cheap super market whiskey did it take 4U to start this thread?

4000 USD? Damn, son. That's fuckin bank. Sure you didn't mean 400?

That sounds like an idiot store manager or area manager. I hired some young girl for the holiday season, and she did a horrible job on the metrics.

I needed someone that could act like an adult when dealing with parents that shop here once a year, so she got the job based on her education and attitude. She did horrible on the metrics *because that's not why I hired her*. After a few weeks training on selling the right stuff, she's one of my best employees.

Management is strangely enough about managing people...

Nah. We told Turtle Beach that we had a faulty display, and it took 4 months to get a new one. No one cares about us. We're in the outer borders of Gamestop.

Nope. I live in Northern Europe.

Nice. Hope you get that area manager job you wanted and get more, if that's below. I believe in ya, pal.

Or, you know, older than 30....

No super market whiskey in my country, mate. Boxed wine and industrial beer, bro.

op you have any spare xbone codes?

Thanks mate. I'm actually really good at financial mangement accounting, and doing this shit is really depressing. I'm a specialist that can't get a job because I haven't got a job in that field before.

Customers are fine. Worse shit in retail is processing 2000+ boxes out of a truck.

How many of your female employees have you had sexual intercourse with?

Nobody plays on the xbone.

Got any stories on particularly shitty, or particularly awesome customers?

None. One is a sperg, one is a goth in (current year) and one is just 18.

I have two and my friends all have xbones

Neo-v can suck my dick I don't fall for gimmicky systems

Oh, that sucks so hard. Sorry about that.

>two
So what do you and your friend play? Call of Duty and Madden?

Rocket league, vermintide, OW, sometimes we fuck with people in gta online or play battlefield 1

Schizophrenia guy is probably the best.

This guy in his 40's comes in to the store, starts talking about how shitty the picture has become. I think it's a faulty HDMI cable, but then he starts talking about "bland colours and low details". He is on a one hour rant about his PS3. Only analogue problems, starts complaing about the government. After an hour or two he leaves, thanks me profoundly for selling him new HDMI cables. Next week, it's tyhe same problem.

>There is nothing worse than spending an hour a day talking to a tard in his teens about Scary Monsters In Games.
Then why do you come to Sup Forums?

Is the goth attractive, hot/sexy, cute or anything?

I'm having the weekend off and I'm missing it ;)

Whelp. I meant to quote and ask

As a fellow manager I hope we both get better jobs.

No. Short, short hair and looks strange, Not anything sexy about her.

...so just multi plats

>400 a month
I made more than that in two weeks pushing carts at walmart

Honestly how can we get a good deal at the store

Fucking this. I only had to do this once to cover for some dumbass and I still hated it to this day.

Retail associate here, is being a manager worse than being an underling?

Why do you hate vidya?

Fuck all of you, the worst job is pushing carts. I fucking love unloading the truck. It's like heaven after janitorial duties/ cart pusher.

>cart pusher

as a former walmart employee, I always showed kindness to the cart pushers and janitors, they have to deal with the worse shit, janitors have to clean up after retards and cart pushers have to deal with the harsh elements, dumbass drivers, and most of the time they're understaffed

Have you encountered any stereotypical fedora tippers or spaghetti spergs?

I'm an SGA at gamestop, ask me anything

Everyone was really nice to me. But I've worked all the grunt jobs at target at this point. Working frozen and dairy was pretty bad, but night shift is pretty based. No customers, and timed scheduled, lots of walking and lifting, but I always liked just being able to work. Managers were also nice.

How long have you worked there? I wanna know about that song of the deep game gamestop published a while back. Were you guys in the stores told to push it like it was call of duty?

Fuck stocking duty. I tried a stocking job at Target for a single day and everyone there was a fucking cunt.

Sorry user. I'm just glade my store was/ is so nice.

How many goats do you sacrifice for your corporate overlords?

As someone who pushed carts for a little under a year, it really wasn't that bad for me, apart from the understaffing you mentioned. The thing I liked best about it is that I could interact with people as much or as little as I wanted on any particular day. You can either do your job and not speak to a soul with no questions asked, or go out of your way to help people

Why is getting a job in Gamestop so fucking hard but yet I hear that it's one of the most shittiest job ever?

It's not hard. The only thing you have to do is not be a total fucking sperg

Fornication is sin and so is lust, when you sin sexually you sin against your own body!

Unloading the truck is literally the best job in retail though

At every job I've ever worked, the late night/overnight/early morning shifts were always the best.

This. We need answers.