What was his problem?

What was his problem?

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currently modding skyrim

taking a break, hope it's worth it

He is the reason why canon is unclear.

YOUR VERY LIVES!!!

There is a mod that turns him into a girl who preaches about feminism and equality
There is a mod that turns Cicero into a girl
And Ulfric too
And there is a mod that turns male NPCs of skyrim into futanari
Thanks mods

YOUR CHILDREN, HAVE ASCENDED FROM THE DUNG OF MAN!

TALOS THE MIGHTY!
TALOS THE UNERRING!

We are but shitposters, writhing in the filth of our own failed GETs! While you have ascended from the dung of memes, and now walk among the quints!

But you were once a shitposter! Aye! And as a shitposter, you said, "Let me show you the power of Talos Shitposter, born of the mootles, where my breath is longcat. I breathe now, in (USER HAS BEEN BANNED FOR THIS POST) and reshape this Mongolian crayon board which is mine. I do this for you, user, for I love you."

Aye, love. Love! Even as a shitposter, great Talos cherished us. For he saw in us, in each of us, the future of Sup Forums! The future of Reddit!

And there it is, friends! The ugly shitpost! We are the children of a shitposter! Talos is the true god of shitposters! Ascended from shitposts, to rule the realm of karma!

The very idea is inconceivable to our Mods! Sharing the heavens with us? With shitposters? Ha! They can barely tolerate our presence on earth!

Today, they take away your shitposts. But what of tomorrow? What then? Do the Mods take your homes? Your businesses? Your children? Your very lives?

And what does moot do? Nothing! Nay, worse than nothing! The little girl machine enforces the will of the Mods! Against its own people!

So rise up! Rise up, children of faggots! Rise up, shiposters! Embrace the word of mighty Talos, he who is both shitposter and Divine!

For we are the children of a shitposter! And we shall inherit both the heavens and Reddit! And we, not the Mods or their toadies, will rule r/skyrim! Forever!

Terrible and powerful Talos! We, your unworthy servants, give karma! For only through your grace and benevolence may we truly reach enlightenment!

And deserve our karma you do, for we are one! Ere you ascended and the Eight became Nine, you walked among us, great Talos, not as god, but as a shitposter!

Trust in me, r/skyrim! Trust in the words of Heimskr! For I am the chosen of Talos! I alone have been anointed by the Ninth to spread his holy karma!

Its funny how the feminist heimskr mod has support for all of the different female body mods.

Hey, Reddit. How's it going?

A bit of headcannon on my part but I like to think he was given a divine-vision with insights ALMOST on par with CHIM. He became so worried about metaplot of his universe he took to preaching for Talos' return (and the undoing of the Thalmor plots)

>buy home in my favourite city

>have to listen to this guy every fucking day

cuckthesda making fun of morrowind fags

>favorite city : winterhold

WATCH IT RISE!
RISE UP!

>tfw no way to live in Falkreath

There's a mod for that.

Pretty sure its called Hearthfires

That's a home way out of town on the lake.

Still in Falkreath

The Archmage's Quarters is nice for a house in Winterhold

He doesn't go to the Cloud district very much

wish magic felt like magic in this game
just felt like i was spraying pepper or throwing a pillow of various different colors

It's a leisurely stroll from the town, mate.

The only issue is the fucking necromancer cunt right on your doorstep.

If only the game supported user mods...

Hes literally kirkbride.

He was loud. Every game, I slaughter him then pay the guard to look the other way. No more idiot preachin' in my town...

>post ends in r/skyrim
>calls out Reddit like it wasn't explicitly stated as such
Lol

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Oh neat, I can kill Heimskr without feeling guilt

Just think of him as a friendly neighbor that will make annoying sellsmen disappear