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>nu-lara is a lesbia-

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Nu-lara is only good for SFM animal porn with cum inflation.
Real Lara is for actual tomb raiding.

>That series of SFMs where she gets fucked by a horse

That was some weird shit.

>Americans still pronouncing Lara as Laura
I don't know why but in video reviews this seriously gets on my nerves. She's a 20+ year old game mascot, surely they can get it right by now.

I weirdly have pretty strong feelings for her. It's gotten to the point of interfering with real life shit

>the one where her belly gets pumped with horse cum and then erupts in a cum fountain all over her motionless body

I was actually impressed with the fluid physics there.

They pronounce mario wrong, they'll never do anything right.

Even when you know she's already taken?

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That wasn't SFM. Dude did all that in blender or some other actual 3d software

it just makes life *that* much harder

>canonically BLACKED
Fuck nu-Lara

I'd like to interfere with her real life shit, with my cock. If you get my meaning.

Nah, classic Lara also had her guy

>That one where user makes posts like these without providing source

shut the fuck up

Christ, if the next game has that level of detail I won't be able to play for more than five minutes at a time without creaming my pants.

Lurk more newfag.

Is that why it doesn't look like complete trash like most sfm porn does? More than anything I ended up being more impressed by how well animated the latter parts of it were for a one-man fan thing

yeah, shes super pretty

Yeah, pretty much. Same reason fuckheamanips stuff doesn't look as terrible as SFM stuff. He uses real 3d modelling software as well.

Why does my tummy feels so funny?

>this same faggot who keeps posting nu-lara threads

i guess you cant expect 10 year olds to have taste

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Literally Google "lara with horse". It's really not that hard.

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feel free to make a separate thread, I don't think it costs anything

Fuck, I didn't plan to fap today.

>Implying Crystal Dynamics Lara isn't nu-lara

>spikes
>literally 4 long triangular polygons
Ah nostalgia

I think Laura should have become a thrill-seeking psychopath by the end of the first game. Like she just can't feel alive without being in constant life-threatening danger.

I just want to see her get hurt over and over and over again

Is that bad?

She's poorly written, user. You can do better than her.

>I don't think it costs anything
A thread had to die for this. I bet you were the motherfucker that just pushed the discussion I was having off page 10

Oh man I remember this shit back when I was a kid. I remember it because I stepped on a fire after clearing all that shit.

Do you have any examples? In videogames I mean, I'm not quite up to leaving the house just yet.

This is the most pathetic thread of the month.

I like the one where she's humping the little boy
Lara is into shota in my headcanon

why?

Hmm better written female characters.

>Liara
>Morrigan
>Lucatiel
>Glados

I'm sure there's a lot I'm missing but I'm tired af.

I recently became a fan of his and have to say it really is good software.

lol

Do you know if lara's mocap / skin texture is based off any specific actress?

stupid white woman

this is the most pathetic post of the month

the textures are usually the guy that modeled character but its just wrapped around a feminine model so you cant tell

She is pansexual, you misogynistic white trash.

>Lucatiel
Literally the best thing about DaS2
Loved that woman

She's murdersexual

yes

She looks just like my sister, except my sister has grey eyes.

Is it Jason or Shaun?

God tier porn right here

>clothes not wet
fake and gay

she looks retarded here
too much gloss as well

>that pit

I never know if these posts are serious or not. I hope they're not.

ok I just checked it out and christ can't understand how anyone could fap to this without laughing
when the horse dick goes all the way through out of her mouth... I mean come on, that face she makes

Why can't I have feelings for her?

Spoonfeed me

Because she's a shallow fictional character, an arrangement of pixels on a screen

That is just a special with the animator fucking around. The others are more grounded in reality.

She has horrible skin, what were they thinking?

but my feelings are real. Isn't that worth something?

delete this

>lara wants to actually catalog and examine historical artifacts of importance
>this slut just wants to go around fucking everything
>that is somehow more important than preserving history

go cry in your anime-waifu thread

That was some good shit

Some really good shit

>horrible skin
You don't know what horrible skin looks like you fucking snowflake.

I think you are setting the bar a little high, Chad.

Also, what is sweat?

Assuming your feelings really are real, you are dedicating them to an illusion of a woman (not real in any way) who is the protagonist of two mediocre games. It's a waste of your strength.

I guess they tried to model her after a real human bean and not a lump of plastic

>classic lara
pic not related?

What kind of PC do you need to run Rise of the Nu-Raider like this?

>tfw the only good thing about the nu games is the visuals

nah this is just some ugly phong he applied

Hahaha, she can barely compete with myself who is a basement dwelling neckbeard of 24 years with tons of acne during his teens.

she is still sjw trash

ChameleonHopsSFM

You've never been close enough to a woman to see her pores.

>implying if spikes were made in real life they would be cones instead of pyramids
"triangle" is easier to make than "circle", especially if those are supposed to be ruins

>The others are more grounded in reality.
Well as grounded as deepthroating a horse can be

The death scenes in the 2013 one are so fucking good. It pisses me off that they toned them down so much in Rise after the whining that it was somehow misogynistic.

MOAR!!!!

>what were they thinking?
That humans don't have perfect skin. Games are finally moving away from people looking like they're made of plastic.

Her skin condition looks like a 40 years old chain smoking hooker though.

double thanks

>dumb acrobatics for no reason then shooting a dog point blank

>tomb raiding

>female character starts to get too popular with forever alones so they shoehorn her as a lesbian to keep those neckbeards off of her
Korra and Tracer, who am I missing?

DELET THIS DELET THIS DELET THIS DELET THIS

LARA AND JONAH WERE ONLY FRIENDS LARA IS A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN WHO WOULDN'T LET A UGLY PENIS RAVAGE HER PUSSY

Again, have you ever seen a human upclose, yourself for that matter?

No I grew up in the jungle and my name is Tarzan. Yet, I have seen quite some monkeys and they have better skin than Lara.

>porn is just an arrangement of pixels on a screen
>this conversation is just an arrangement of pixels on a screen
>a skype video call is just an arrangement of pixels on a screen

How do you know your feelings are real and not an illusion created by the specific interactions of a few electrons in a sea of electrons interacting with other electrons?

>tfw relationships are just certain arrangements of atoms and molecules into organisms interacting according to certain deterministic rules

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And the snow. Don't forget the snow

life is just a coalescence of spiritual energy in a celestial beings dream

I wish I had a girlfriend even just half as perfect as Luddington Lara

Why do people just keep attaching "nu" as a prefix to things they don't like, anyway. It's more proper to refer to her by the person portraying her. You don't call Daniel Craig's Bond nu-Bond you call it Craig's Bond

Now they look like they're made of rubber instead

Bang her VA then, they modelled Rise Lara after her.