>gf invites you to meet her family
>enter house
>see this
what do, Sup Forums?
Gf invites you to meet her family
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I ask Jack if he can teach me how to DEJA VU
Wonder how I made it into the world of Outlast
Turn 360 degrees and walk away.
Make them do quicktime events
Compliment marguerite (or however it's spelled) on her cooking
Ask Lucas if he wants to build some robotics together
Ask Jack if he wants to groove and drive with a car
Get sum fuk with Zoe later in the evening.
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Befriend Jack.
Eat the god damn food. They'd have loved Ethan if he just ate the fucking food.
This. If a bunch of crazy hillbillies want you to eat, you fucking eat.
>you'll never cuck jack
why live
>YOU FUCKING SHITCOCK
what did she mean by this
She means Ethan is a top
NOT Hillbillies, the Bakers.
>Jack will never be your father-in-law
>wonder why the hell i have a gf now
>that shit wasn't supposed to happen...
>rush out of the room
>throw a chair through a window
>run and never look back
she looks so beautiful, i would love to kiss that unclean mouth and then let her insect swarm devour me
When I first saw it I thought they were just eating chitterlings and couldn't understand why Ethan was being such a little bitch about eating. Maurgerite needs to get her shit together and put some greens, gumbo, and beans and rice on that goddamn table.
Hillbillies live in the hills. The Bakers are swamp rats.
>implying the whole of Louisiana isn't made up of hillbillies
No crawfish?
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Is he blind?
Anyone tried following Andre yet?
Tell her they're small time and not worth to stay here
LISTEN HERE YOU HILLBILLIES FUCK
Wonder how in the world did I get a gf.
Bakers! NOT hilbillies!
Can't stand crawfish. They look like roaches and taste like mud.
WHY WERE YOU SUCKING A FUCKING PIPE IN THE BASEMENT
THE BOY'S GOTTA EAT!
HE GOTTA HAVE HIS SUPPER!
C'MERE BOYYY!
I'M GONNA GET'CHA!
I'M GONNA GET'CHA!
DON'T QUESTION MY KINKS YOU FUCKING SUB WEEKEND ANCHOR
Nice car Ethan... What about mine
7 minutes is all the time I can spare to eat dinner with you.
lol