Joy Con Controllers (pair, left and right Joy Con) - $79
Joy Con Controller (left or right) - $49
Joy Con Contr (half of a left or right controller) - $59
Pro Controller - $69
Half a Pro Controller - $49
Joy Con Charging Grip - $29
HD Rumble to 4K Rumble Pak Conversion Kit - $49
Monthly Subscription to Totally Secure, Robust, Feature-Rich Online Service That Lets You Play Online Games and Chat But You Have to Use a Smartphone For Some Reason - $12
Nintendo Switch Dock Set (for second tv) - $89
Nintendo Switch Replacement Packaging (complete) - $59
Nintendo Switch Replacement Packaging (left or right half of the box) - $49
1/8th of a Pro Joy Con Controller - $39
"Charlie" WiiMote Sensor Bar Intelligent Assistant (shout to order more Joy Cons) - $89
32GB Storage Upgrade - $199
Realistic Human Face - $59
Did they end Nintendo on purpose?
Nathan Gomez
why this image
Charles Young
Post more pics like that op. I want to be double teamed by busty anime girls
David Cooper
If it's so shit, why did you post the Switch controller onee-sans image?
Gabriel Gomez
gamers substitute gadgets for intimate relationships, just in general.
Chase Cox
Look at the filename, he got it while browsing reddit.
Xavier Mitchell
Because this is a shitpost
Jacob Reed
You still need a house to play it
Gavin Allen
No you don't, that's the beauty of a hybrid system
Christopher Bailey
ye but if you want to play it on a plane, you still need a passport and tickets :/
Hudson Martin
blue>red
Jackson Ortiz
Did something happen? There a a lot of threads shitting on the Switch today. My gut instinct tells me someone was paid to make this thread.
Nicholas Kelly
>ss
wtf, i like switch now
Jeremiah Flores
You're not much better, Mr. Booru man.
Cooper Green
No one is being paid to shill for the PS4by the way. It's a Microsoft -funded lie and a pathetic attempt to smear the Sony brand .
Cameron Lee
Only 5 anti Switch threads right now. This is lower than usual
Aiden Bennett
>There a a lot of threads shitting on the Switch today.
People have been shitting on the Switch since the big presentation. Nintendo fucked up hard on that one my dude
Dylan Martinez
What the fuck, did you read that at all, that is literally shitting on people who cry about the price, a satire. It is not anti-switch
Evan Hughes
wow you bringing that up in a thread that mentions neither makes me believe it
Parker Edwards
>Nintendo fucked up hard >Sells out of preorders >Fucked up hard
Michael Robinson
>Nintendo fucked up hard on that one my dude
It's the most talked about thing to happen to video games in almost a decade.
Whatcha gonna do faggot?
Connor Lewis
it's only 80% sold in japan and both wii u and vita sold out selling 2 million on release to fanboys makes no difference when no one buys it after that
Nolan Gutierrez
Glad it'll be successful like the Wii U was.
Austin Nguyen
Get a job?
Kevin Reyes
Get a job ??
Jacob Adams
Why tho? Why do you care? Do you work for them or their competitors?
Andrew Russell
The desperation is real.
Sonyggers trying to remain relevant.
Hunter Sanders
Nintendo Switch - $299 Includes everything you need to play
Jayden Torres
Found the shill
Xavier James
why do you care if it's successful do you own nintendo stock?
John Brooks
You're right, seeing that it gets its first game this fall.
Angel Gonzalez
>own a Wii U >gets abandoned two years ago >figure they must have been working on switch games all this time >wait patiently for the presentation >it has one(1) game for the entire year >everything else is gimmick or shit They shat the bed so hard in my eyes. I want them to fail just for that.
David Bennett
>What is a monopoly >Want to buy ps5 for $700 t. sonygger
Brayden Smith
>LOL WHY DO YOU CARE XDD >why do you care >FUCK YOU SONYGGER REEEEEEEE ok
Charles Hernandez
t. triggered sonygger
Connor Sullivan
>filename Well hello little redditor. Did you get lost?
Luis Miller
What monopoly?
Justin Butler
I'm sure they will release games at same time as the console. Your brain is just full of nigger dicks so you don't understand it.
Cameron Jones
does it include a game
Aaron Williams
Why do you need a game? Just play with the Switch like a normal person.
Carson Carter
Is there more of this? Not even asking for source, I just want to avoid wasting time if there's nothing else to find
Cameron Young
Sony won't get a monopoly, Microsoft won't leave
William Clark
Obvious bait is obvious
The prices are a little high but they're fine
Colton Rogers
t. richfag firstworldist
Jeremiah Ramirez
Why is /ss/ such a meme fetish lately?
Connor Long
>Someone criticizes Nintendo >B-B-But Sony!
It's like I'm really on Sup Forums.
Brandon Baker
Nintendo Switch - $299 Breath of the Wild - $60 That's all you need, you shitposting piece of shit. End yourself right the fuck now.
Luke Morales
Ignore them, they're retarded.
Christopher Clark
It really makes me want to buy a switch, but the games are garbage now. What do?
James Nguyen
How much for half an A press?
Robert Lewis
about tree fiddy
Robert Williams
>that bulge on blue
Andrew James
about 12 hours
Elijah Kelly
it's a skirt you literal cocksucker
Anthony Hernandez
Skirts don't just magically raise themselves up like that you buffoon
Jose Stewart
>List of problems with the switch: >It costs more money than I have in my allowance fuck off faggot
Julian Nelson
...
James Young
switch is stupidly cheap for its tech and if you disagree you are an ignorant and technically inept shitposter faggot
Noah Turner
It is quite expensive. Not HORRIBLY expensive by any means, but they're profiting 50-100 bucks per box.
But i think it is the right strategy AS LONG it only last during the scalper kingdom. If people will pay 800 dollars for the damn thing, nintendo can as well get a bigger share of this cake.
