Will we ever get another good Warhammer 40k title?

will we ever get another good Warhammer 40k title?
or will the torrent of complete and utter shit keep coming?

the new Dawn of War looks like shit by the way, but I hope I'm wrong

Yes, but not in the way you think.

>makesme wanna fap

Slaanesh has that effect on people

short answer, "yes" with an "if." Long answer, "no" with a "but."

I just want a slightly better spess mahrine game with online that doesn't get fucked because of DLC.

Post more fem slaneesh

Looks like the (male) necromancer from diablo 2, with bolt on balloon tits.

Not very attractive.

ENDLESS TRASH

>Slaanesh looking disgusted
>By anything

The boils popping and leaking pus off a cock while it's buried inside your vagina is the whole fun of it!

>a male with bolt on balloon tits
sounds typical of Slaanesh then

Welcome to slaaneshi worship, user.

>will we ever get another good Warhammer 40k title?
Probably eventually.
>or will the torrent of complete and utter shit keep coming?
Most definitely.

GW has flip flopped their stance from allowing absolutely nobody to touch their virginal IP, to giving it up for anybody who comes around with a quarter and a cute pout. Like everything that's open like that, there'll be a lot of shit, but eventually some good should come out of it too. It's a better situation now then there was before- when GW was only allowing Relic to touch their baby, DoW 3 would be what you're stuck with, end of discussion. Now there's a chance for something else to come along.

Friendly reminder that somewhere in the warp, Slaanesh has a loving husband and two kids that she maintains a small urban property for as a caring housewife and mother, because an excess of normality is still an excess.

>the new Dawn of War looks like shit by the way, but I hope I'm wrong
It will probably be trash until some definitive version with the 50000 dlc is out for $20.

At least the Warhammer games are breddy gud
Total War and Vermintide that is

>Slaanesh is into consensual sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation

>The new Dawn of War looks like trash

Gorgutz has a power klaw that he can swing around on a chain like a flail while screaming all kinds of orkish profanities at those 'umies and pansy gitz.

His nobs also got some right shiny bitz and can throw around their choppy like it ain't nothing.

Oh, and Macha is still a virgin, so there's that.

How do Commissars even fuck? I can only assume they can't maintain an erection unless they have a bolt pistol pressed against the back of the prostitute's head the entire time. That's got to be some sort of khorne worship or something.

>orks
Pass.

>Wake me up when the Tau faction is released.

This is true.

Commissars can fuck just fine

on charges of questioning the sexual prowess of your attached commissar you are hereby sentenced to death!

is that a mod for masters of orion 2?

Pretty sure 'Crons are the secret faction for release, or maybe Chaos again due to the new story elements they unveiled. Tau likely in the first pack with guardsmen, in the case of Chaos.

Nah, it's the Chapter Master game/standalone mod built on a low-tech engine.

Just look up Chapter Master on 1d4chan if you're interested. Takes a bit to get into it proper though, it's not fully finished.

Can is still download chapter master?

Also that planet is basically patrolling the solar system on parade.

>'E wants t'play da dum slitfaces whos so runty an' weak dey could get beat up by zoggin' humies

Look at dis dum grot ova 'ere!

>it doesn't orbit the sun, it's marching around on patrol

Its been canned. GW threw a cease and desist.

Martyr looks good so far. And I trust Neocore to at least deliver on the atmosphere if not completely on the gameplay.

Fuckin' course they did. Damn.

That entire picture still makes me grin.

Only the stupidly blind ones don't fuck.

Hell, some Commissars can get good ass every other day.

One or two even get space russian lesbian ass sometimes.

The inquisitor game is a fucking ARPG

They gave Necromunda to the fuckups who did Mordheim.

Relic has turned to complete shit.

So, no.

took me a second

I'm buying Dawn of War 3, I don't care how hard it will suck

the reason?
-Farseer Macha is back
-I am desperate for 40k games

They better bring back Merrick and Freddie in the DLC.

Just think of all the new Macha not-porn we'll get. It'll be a fucking field day for /tg/'s writefags.

>necrons are the secret faction
fuck to the yeah, I can't wait to initiate spooky time protocols

Cram it, mushroom

What happened user? When did it all go to shit?

I can't take a race seriously when even Orkz find them stoopid.

Rogal Dorn is the best character in Text-to-Speech Emperor 2bh

>Big titty watercaste slut inside a battlesuit

No wonder she's too dumb to do it right on her own. Who the fuck let her into there in the first place, she's supposed to be sucking some gue'vesa dick while we fire caste do the real work.

>Warhammer 40k title
Sorry, we accidentally killed it.

>part at the bottom serves no function other than to vibrate against her clit

10/10

THIS SILENCE OFFENDS SLAANESH!

THINGS SHALL GET LOUD NOW!

[ear rape intensifies]

HAAHHHH IT IS A GOOD PAIN

I disagree, if only because the custodes exist.

That said his voice is fucking stellar.

Objective chaos god tier list.

Nurgle>Khorne=Slaanesh>Malal>Tzeentch

NO.

>tfw still have the PC copy of Dark Crusade (unpatched)
>tfw first campaign that I beat was Necrons
>tfw abused Invisibility Shroud on Necron Lord, and had him teleport all over the map looking for the enemy base, then popped Nightbringer and targeted it
>tfw this worked every map except the strongholds

...

>that huge space between slaanesh and tzeentch
how the fuck did you do that?

Here's a better question, since nearly everyone in TTS is great; who's the worst character? I don't really like Magnus, his voice really grates on me.

>who is the worst character?
karamazov.

>tfw can't be bothered to download and install soulstorm and ultimate apocalypse because I know I'll fuck up and it wont work again

>playing as anyone in dark crusade except the glorious imperial guard or Chaos
>missing out on the bantz

Dear anons, how do I get into the 40k universe and the games?
I've been lurking your threads for months but I don't know where to start

Is it normal I want to fuck Slaneesh?

Malal>Khorne>Tzeentch=Slaanesh>Nurgle

>memal

>implying

find some stuff you like, read up more on them. both the warhammer wiki and 1d4chan have a lot of info.

then check out some 40k games. space marine is fun, dawn of war 1+2 are both great. If you want to get into the tabletop game, hit up /tg/ threads. the Start Collecting boxes are great on value and will make a good base for building your army. Also you'll need a copy of your chosen army's faction and the rulebook, and totalwargaming has a pretty good series of videos for the basics of the rules.

and yes, that's his/her/its/futa's entire thing.

>is it normal that I want to fuck Aphrodite?

>you'll need a copy of the codex for your chosen army's faction**

>Ranking the only mostly benevolent chaos god last.

Custodes < Rogal Dorn < Emps < Dominique

>not smoking sandpaper cigarettes

>Nurgle
Grandpa who will love you but also give you genital pustules
>Slaanesh
anybody who kills knife eared bastards is ok with me
>Khorne
Likely to murder you for no reason and without the sexual gratification of Slaanesh
>Tzeentch
huge nerd Sup Forums incarnate
>Malal
...

The Council of Terra was fun for a while but now they mostly annoy me.

No because xir is more likely to fuck you instead both literally and not literally

>she

I fucking hate this meme you normies started.

So guys I played Dawn of War with all the expansions back in the day and I really enjoyed them. Can you guys recommend me seme Warhammer (fantasy or 40k) as good as those?
Or some similar fantasy rts shit

>benevolent
>good

benevolence is for the weak

Is Deathwing playable now or not?

Do we have images of the necromunda games

>nurgle
>benevolent
you fucking wot?

How is it a meme? Compared to fucking Khorne, Slaanesh and especially Tzeentch, Nurgle cares the most about those who follow him.

Of course he extends the same amount of affection to viruses and flesh eating bacteria.

Khorne>/=Nurgle>>Tzeentch>>>Slaneesh

He's been formerly knows as the God of Life.

Getting better but still not worth it

Vagina forehead motherfucker.

What a fucking shame. Is it true that the bolters have very little 'weight' to them?

agreed his voice does not fit at all to me.

The Pillarstodes. I really don't like how dickish they have become in the later episodes and how they're ultimately responsable for Kitten going away, although i suppose it's all part of a gigantic plan the Emperor has and is not revealing for now.

Nurgle's pretty much the only chaos god that won't kill you for shits and giggles. You'll be long dead just for being on the same planet as him but hey, if you can survive that, he's always up for a chat.

The only benevolent chaos god is the one who actively wants to kill the other chaos gods.

He doesn't exist, you faggot

Noob here what's a good entry level game of warhammer? Maybe something lore heavy with less strategy elements

I can't tell what the fuck I'm posting because I have a fuckload of short stories like this but if its about the horse niggers killing space marines its the best 40k writing ever

contrarian retard

I'm glad total warhammer got made, I wouldn't have known about WHFB otherwise

Slaanesh will kill you for the lulz, but your life will be one constant orgasm.

The space marine TPS might be the best bet for you. Not too much lore but will show you a few factions

The guns are good. There's a "big" patch soon, too.

Pirate it desu senpai.

Nothing to lose if I do, so i might as well give it a try.

>will we ever get another good Warhammer 40k title?
probably in or will the torrent of complete and utter shit keep coming?
all new games will be crap till >2020

Move over nerds. There's a new god in town.

>Ynnead
I thought the Deathwatch foiled whatever plan Eldrad made for Ynnead birth?

they did. eldrad pulled it off anyway...I think by splitting up biel-tan's infinity engine.