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Well Sup Forums?

my asshole

Literally just another game reskinned with excessively fancy graphics.
One-off main character fans of only one game would recognize.
Ported with voice actors pulled from street outside the studio.
Loaded with game-breaking bugs.
Too easy.

Its just a bunch of faggots fighting over water...and one side likes playing dress up.

Shit matchmaking, meta changes every 6 months, poorly optimized engine praised as "revolutionary", russians or putas screaming in your ear every match, the balancing is done by some brown skinned weaboo that keeps being anonymous, maybe so that nobody punches his arab shit on the train for being a garbage developer.

picture Dark Souls as a PS4 exclusive

It's on PS3

JRPG series of books.

tactical games apparently mean you get stunned for a very long fucking time

So many games that it could be. But I'm gonna go ahead and say it's Dota 2.

Is this fallout?

>same autistic fucker in the same retarded disco suit stomps around the same town he has been living in for at least twenty five years of his stupid life
>literally can't walk 4 steps down the road to do something related to the plot without being assaulted by the same cookie cutter mobs
>twists your arm to be a pervert for no reason other than "Muh JAV boner"
>combat is okay I GUESS

I'm still mad about this.

I have a PS4 and BB but never play it because I'm too used to playing games at a higher resolution and framerate.

>literally all you do is press the right buttons at the right time until the bad dudes are dead and then listen to people talk about shit until more bad dudes show up

An on-rails shooter with a convoluted plot, too many playable characters, easy puzzles and an annoying techno soundtrack

GTA with arbitrary time limits, no driving or blood, and it's stupidly easy

What source are you citing that says he's Arab?

It's slow and hard to see during the day an there are a few bullshit enemies that are hard to get past

the whole game is fighting 16 bosses with nothing interesting happening inbetween. also the protag is a beta queer boi

very nice but a little too obvious

it's just a dull boring grey first-person shooter game with a very blue hud

guy with stupid hat creates world to kill a tree.

Insanely complicated crafting system nestled in an insanely complicated world system hidden beneath the veneer of a simple, yet confusing jrpg.

None, I'm just being racist since his name is Abdul Ismail.

Monkey King. How do you fuck up this much?

"Grim" open world game with generic nameless protagonist who needs to kill le epig dragons and to do so has to lick every boot he comes across.
Avoid.

all you do is just avoid the yellow/blue cones a baby could do it.

A casual babys first ""racing"" game where you only need to use one button and a stick to win

you wear tap shoes at night while working to pay the rent

You play music for little black people and they kill shit for you.

>le edgy how are you doing fellow kids rpg set in a meme street in japan
>combat system requires you to have four opposable thumbs
>main character is literally lol i dont need no friends oh wait power of friendship saves the day
>its a reapers vs angels story

It is a game about autism. It is a game, where a valid stratedy (and you kinda have to do that if you want to be strong) is to stand in place for 8 hours and repeatedly use the skills. It is a game that is completely, utterly broken. You can find overpowered items 10 mins into the game and become god. Even without that, the game has so many exploits that a man with knowledge can get all the money in the world and train all the skills in an hour. It is a game that is TEDIOUSLY slow, where you have to go huge distances by foot, just CRAWLING like a snail. One of the quests is literally "Go from one side of the map to another by foot, and you cant interact with npc's". And oh god, this is one of the easiest! There's a lot more shittier ones! There's a lot of stupid fetch quests, like literally "Go talk to a guy and then come back to me". And the place with the guy is not marked on the map, you have to find it all by yourself, guided only by misty descriptions like "Oh, he's standing on the left from a tree, that's on the crossroad near the ruins, that you can see, if you go from here on the south, and then on the third rock you look west".

God i love this game.

Pootis

The world ends with you. Way too easy.

You got it. Was meme street in japan too obvious?

morrowind?

Gothic 2. Quite obvious.

All of it.

Morrowind.

You play golf.

I have more than 1 favorite game, but:

>open world game that is A LOT smaller than the previous entry's world. Retardedly unbalanced with too many skills that aren't that useful. cardboard cutout characters with no personality.

>dumbed-down sequel with no plot development and which doesn't make your choices from the first game meaningful.

>generic-looking grimdark sequel to a series that had a bright, colorful aesthetic and personality. Much fewer units, characters, and stripped-down singleplayer content.

>modern reboot with simplified boardgame-like RNGshit game mechanics, no bullet physics, limited gameplay options in the base game. Some of the game mechanics can punish you greatly for movement.

>indie game, more RNG dodge shit, limited scope, gets boring trying to run through it over and over.

> It is not a shooter, as it is a fucking turn based game.
> It is not a strategy, as it requires aiming
> What the fuck is this game?
> (and the only community still playing is insane nerds that will fuck you up in seconds)

dota 2

Morrowind!

I wasn't trying to be cryptic.

There literally is no main story. You advance time by doing minor stories that have no lasting impact at all except for level placement and where to find party members, while you wait for a tree to grow. When said tree grows, you go into it, and kill the Goddess because reasons.

Maybe you should next time.

Floaty as fuck movement, constant backtracking and piss-easy bosses

Gutted Anericanized version of a cult favorite Japanese game.

spreadsheets.

That's literally all it is.

Legend of mana

Worms or a clone

You do the same thing 4 times before the characters realise they're in a loop and do something about it.

a cool military simulator that has a great modding community but by the second release a nunch of faggots flooded the multiplayer community and now the joy is forever gone

Eve?

Viva pinata

Ehm, E.Y.E. maybe? I havent got the true ending though.

I fucking love that game. And I seriously don't remember why you kill the Goddess other than she asked you to.

Is this supposed to be Worms or something?

Outdated graphics aweful pathfinding ai. Terrible netcode. Edgy campaign. Chinese people will live in prosperity. Has muslims.

you explore caves and dungeons until a magical cog is stolen, when more get stolen you beat up the culprit, and then it turns out the cogs need to be stolen or else everyone dies. you work with the thief and your partner until you beat up the person who controls time, and then you cease to exist. your partner cries on a beach and then you magically reappear

I can't think of a way to make the Wonderful 101 sound shitty.

"It's Japanese"

For an entire seires but
> It's just Some Dudes fighting over some golden Fruit
> Motivations are always shit
> Protagonists kill civilians then say you shouldn't kill civilians.
> Antagonists more relate-able and more justified in their practices.
> A You-tuber even created an outro section dedicated to their stupidity at the end of their videos.

(If actually cannot figure out Image related gives a really easy clue.)

>its on wii u
>no-one bought it

>you save a cute sissy shota femboy

faggot dragon just goes through a dumb collectathon with some shitty music by some fag from some shitty band and almost everything looks like it was vomited on by a crayon box. its simple as fuck and short as fuck too.

It's Skyrim guys, Skyrim's here to save us

Can't wait for Skyrim 2

Bunch of boring old people get into petty squabbles on a new planet while trying to seem really deep and intellectual. Everyone is an asshole for no reason and diplomacy is nearly unusable. Shitty graphics to.

Another JRPG set in the future like it's fucking Star Trek or some shit. Don't interact with budding civilizations loljk. Yo what the fuck super planet killing creatures that can be beat with swords in space. GG you're just a gif in a computer. WHAT A TWEEST.

You spend an hour and all your money making something only for it to be total garbage and now you have to wait another 20 minutes to afford to try again unless you savescum like a shitter.

It's like a self-indulgent middle school-aged boy who only skimmed the Wikipedia entry on Atlas Shrugged was allowed to direct a game and told that he could try to sound as smart as he wanted while still indulging in his juvenile sense of violence.

All you do is navigate menus until your palette-swapped pet dies of old age.

You control a bunch of brain dead dumb as fuck eyeballs that can only act according to the beat.

The plot seems like a mess, you need to read a book to completely comprehend it which sometimes contradicts the events that happened in the game and it has a shitty on-rails gameplay

A shitty platformer made by fat SJWs

Xcom?

Dumbass skeleton man with magic sword is bullied by all the other characters, spends the whole game looking at murals and talking a lot.

uh no

Fnaf?

Yep

Bastion?
That one where your superpower is turning back time and it drops loads of pretentious shit on you about nukes and stuff right at the end?
>Limbo?

Some evil super computer sends a furfag cat to kill some autistic child but not really.

Assassins creed

A shitty RPG wannabe made by a failed Hollywood director. It's unfinished as fuck and it looks like shit too.

Game with shit-awful graphics where you play as some faggot kid in a weird green skirt thing and dumb hat. You're accompanied by this obnoxious glowing ball that screams in your ear as you venture out on this hackneyed bullshit "chosen one" adventure where you have to get these 3 Magic MacGuffin stones and bring them back to the Princess who you met once yet she entrusted you with this duty to stop a green desert man from becoming God. You bring her the 3 stones but, surprise, it's too late, she was chased away by the green man but she left you a magic flute that opens a door in a church that leads to a sword that fast forwards time 7 years. The world is now all fucked up and you have to go on yet another whirlwind tour of the world map looking for the Maguffin Medallions conveniently located in predetermined dungeons and each guarded by some ancient evil beast. Once you do this you use the power of the Maguffin Medallions to cross a chasm you couldn't possibly have crossed in a different way, to get to the evil Mordor castle for the final battle!

Guy who believes in Santa Claus crawls through a russian jungle trying to kill his special agent mother while a gay russian twink plays with revolvers

Fez?

The stealth mechanics are barebones as fuck, and the voice acting is hilariously bad. It doesn't help that the graphics look like ass now and it runs poorly on modern systems without mods.

MGS3

Too easy man.

Braid.
Yes

Star Ocean Till The End of Time

Pata-pata-pata-pon!

wasnt making it hard desu

You wander around aimlessly making money through trading or fighting. After hours of gameplay, you can finally upgrade and repeat the cycle. Then you find out there's missions. One specific mission can take literally 20+ hours of actualy gameplay to complete, if you know what you're doing and even more if you don't.

Who am I?

you're a mailman who runs around in a desert

They couldn't decide on whether they wanted to make a jrpg or a rhythm game

Rayman was better

...

New Vegas. That one's my favorite as well, but I had to stop using it for these threads because it gets posted too often for there to be any chance of people being even remotely challenged in trying to guess it.

Bioshock

MGS 3: You cant take off pants

Mount and blade warband?