When you get NiOh, you'll get in so much pussy, your dick will be soggy 24/7 for the next year

When you get NiOh, you'll get in so much pussy, your dick will be soggy 24/7 for the next year.

Prove me wrong.

Protip: You can't.

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I've had a job driving for about a year now and it's caused me to gain a lot of weight, plus I'm not very social at all, where would I get pussy? Your scenario sounds very unlikely.

It will come to you, moron. You'll get it WHEN you get NiOh.

I don't get people who shit on this setting calling it boring and bad. Every time I see screenshots from this game I jizz.

But how?

I cant play as a girl tho.

You can. There are character skins.

That's not up to me. Its up to all the hot bitches that'll be riding your junk non-stop once you get the game.

I just don't see it happening, dude.

You can actually pick any character in the game as a skin, and once you finish the game you get to customize your character appearance.

Obviously you don't, since you didn't get the game yet dipwad. Its like you don't want to grab all that hot pussy.

I thought the game was about William?

>Buying a video game thinks it'll make him popular with women

That only works for Undertale since all the fat SJW Tumblr girls ate that shit up, but good luck finding one that isn't fat or a lesbian.

>sold my ps 4 months ago after playing Bloodborne and realizing DoA is best consumed in the form of webms in the designated threads
Hate the fact that NiOh exists, but after Nier went pc there was nothing stopping me from getting rid of it at only the minor loss of 30 bucks. Basically paid 70$ to play Bloodborne.

How will I drown in pussy when I only have two of the three beta helmets? I beat all the other betas, but I wasn't able to play any more than 20ish minutes of swinging around the new weapon in the last one before having to do real shit that weekend. Furthest I got was beating up the Tengu

Can I import that halfassed last chance save, or am I locked out of owning the horniest helmet ever made?

Do we know if swapping skins also changes minor sound effects like grunting in combat?

see

Neat.

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>Do we know if swapping skins also changes minor sound effects like grunting in combat?
We will in a week.

I can
I'm gay and I already have a boyfriend. also I'm a sub.

there are no female skins

I've never seen a guy get a hot girlfriend due to Undertale, not saying cute girls don't play Undertale but most of what I've seen is lesbian SJW fat hamplanet women.

>girlfriend
What kind of beta virgin are you?

I'm talking about pussy, not about that bitch ass girlfriend shit. Stop being a faggot, buy the game, get pussy, its that simple.

>Get pussy.
I hate cats though.
Easily a dog person.

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Vagina, you beta kisless experienced faggot virgin.

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