Witcher

>play Witcher 3
>you realize that you won't be meeting Siegfried, Kalkstien, Vincent
Feels bad man

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>play Witcher 3
>realize it has shit combat
>quit
Feels good man

>Witcher 3 has shit combat has LITERALLY become a meme

Jesus fucking christ.

RADOVID

That shit too
Why did they write him so bad?
Literally "I am a edgy retard please hate me"

SUCKS

>play Witcher 3
>is pretty nice, combat is trash but the varied monsters and lore keep me entertained
>decide to do a shitton of sidequests
>all of them try to "surprise" me in some way with shit like "WOAH THIS MONSTER WAS ACTUALLY NOT THAT BAD DOESN'T THIS BLOW YOUR MIND"
>happens so many times it grows tired and overused, ironically making the quests feel more predictable

Jesus I wish the game would fucking stop with this shit. The best quests I've had so far were the ones with the princess goat, the pigs and the pesta bitch (I got the bad ending).

Also

>quest where you explore elf cave with keira to find ciri
>examine a sign
>explodes and you die
>restart
>roll out of the way and dodge the explosion
>still die
>restart and try again
>jump into a fucking well after examining
>still die despite explosion never touching you

Literally what the FUCK were they thinking?

>examine a sign
>explodes and you die
What? I don't remember this

This line is a reference to Kalkstein's death in Witcher 3.

>play Witcher 1
>realise I'm just walking back and forth press qwe
>play superior Witcher 3
>feels good man

you sound like a retard

git gud

When the elf fag tells you to find kelpie there are 3 signs in a room you can inspect. The one you need to follow is the horse. The other two are trapped and the game never tells you this. One sign does the dumb explosion crap while the other summons wraiths.

When you force it for 2 1/2 years straight it's not unimaginable the redditors will pick it up to shitpost with.

I realized that after that other guy replied

Yeah sure because an instakill explosion that kills you no matter how close or far you are to the source is completely fine

Is this STLM 3.0? Also hide your fucking UI with the HOME key.

vanilla mate. And thanks will do that next time

Ah that shit. I don't know had no problems with that part.

>realise I'm just walking back and forth press qwe
That is more Witcher 3 than Witcher 1

Yeah it was pretty easy to figure out the signs but I thought dodging the explosion would get a reaction out of Geralt or something but I kept dying since it always hits you or something

I'm referring to switching the fighting stances

Weird I dont remember the lighting being that good when I played BnW vanilla. Sorry for being crass Im autistic I guess.

If the combat in 3 is shit, then the combat in 1 must be unholy abomination tier.

>Need cave troll livers for a bunch of oils and shit.
>Every time I encounter a cave troll there's a nonlethal way of dealing with them and I always find them so endearing that I can't possibly not take it.

Geralt, what are you doing up? It's three in the morning.

So any idea why 3 am in Witcher 3 is like clear as day 9 am?

Geralt has better night vision than normal human beings even without the Cat potion.

You are very far north and its summer.

Kek
Well I appreciate the honesty

I think you probably are too

I remember reading something about that actually being the sunrise and sunset times in that part of real Europe in that part of the year but IDK if it was bullshit or not.

Ah okay. I don't know why you expect game to account for that, sure it would have been cool, but its not like something relevant or game breaking.

And I was referring just to randomly walking around doing mostly boring quests for coin that you never need of course there were good ones too, but again no actual incentive. In witcher 1 you actually had use for money. At least in early game.

>play Witcher 3
>realize you can do nothing in this game
>play Skyrim instead

I was in the same boat, man. Luckily, there are several rabid cave trolls in b&w

I went to Finland in summer a few years ago and it was bright outside even at 1am. Northern Europe is a weird place.

they really dropped the ball on the plot.

>download skyrim
>download mods
>waste a whole day with mods
>play for an hour
>delete game
>repeat in 3-6 months time

The fuck? Who would fall for this shit? Do people bite this shit these days?

Almost took the bait

It isn't gamebreaking and is pretty inconsequential but it just felt really odd for an obstacle like that to appear for some reason, cause I haven't really encountered any other instakill traps like that before and after this particular quest. That said it was just weird and didn't really detract much from the game itself.

That's a good point I remember wanting the armour so badly during the swamp and didn't even need it by the time I got enough money to buy it.

A surprisingly large amount of the side quests are decent and interesting. Witcher contracts not so much and the treasure hunts long become obsolete.

>put on my fedora
>go on Sup Forums to have reasonably intelligent discussion about why witcher 1 is the far superior interactive piece of media to witcher 3
>see this thread

well back to red dit i guess see ya later fellows swing by / r gaming for a spell wont ya

Death March witcher contracts are good. Prep using oils, potions and decoctions or get fucked.

FLACCID

I played Death March and I hardly needed to prepare for anything especially considering that potions refill and sings were OP as fuck.

What's the best sign and why is it Quen

That's not Heliotrope.

Since we're talking about signs

I literally shat blood some days ago, that's not a good sign is it

You're memeing too hard my friend, slow down before it's too late.

Might be hemorrhoids or cancer

It's not normal. You need to put 6 pills of paracetamol up your bum bum.

LOL

Witcher classes:
>witcher

Skyrim classes:
>Warrior
>Paladin
>Berserker
>Battlemage
>Conjurer
>Elementalist
>Thief
>Assassin
>Archer
>more

i do this sometimes too, especially after forcing my shits too hard

probably internal hemmies or anal fisure

i have an anal fissure from taking too hard of shits and it reopens whenever i take a big one

stay strong my friend

Gotta take this bait - Stealth Archer.

I think you're mistaken there friend, skyrim doesn't have classes as you can be and do ANYTHING.

Replaying Witcher 1 thinking of going with the Order. Siegfried did nothing wrong.

>play Witcher 3
>realize the combat is actually the best in the open world RPG genre
>realize people who go around saying everyone RPG has shit combat are retarded dark souls fags
>realize DkS combat wouldnt even work for TW3 even though dks combat is probably better standalone
>enjoy a good ass vidya game

feels good

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except let the order go to ruins by witcher 3

They don't use all the fucking tools the game gives you and whinge when they're just rolling and attacking.

The combat is quite fun, I'd just complain that half the bosses are just reskins but it's still enjouyable.

You are right my good sir, I was just trying to get my point across to those of lesser mental capacity

To be fair that was mainly Radovid's fault.

Why would you ever bother with those, when all you have to do to win is to spam normal attack?

The bosses arent that good imo. Witcher 3 combat is at its best when youre fighting multiple enemies at once, not when youre fighting single strong enemies. Its the opposite of dark souls in that way. They shouldve made all the bosses be able to summon other enemies to reflect that, wouldve made the bosses more fun imo, currently they all feel too easy and monotonous.

DELETE THIS

The DLC bosses were very fun I thought.

But you are right, TW3 combat shines most when you have to handle multiple opponents.

Absolute madwoman she actually did it

granny?

You tell her to die and she actually does
MADWOMAN

the kikimores in bw are a pain in the dick due to their meme toxicity bullshit

>Witcher 3 has bad combat

Am I missing something because it beats all RPG combat systems I've seen other than Souls and Dragon's Dogma. I mean, it's not Skyrim levels of shit where all you do is mash attack whilst pausing to chug a million potions.

Here's your (you)

Are you referring to OP?