What will this thing be used for?

What will this thing be used for?

Other than eating imaginary sandwiches and playing rock-paper-scissors.

You detach it to play your ocarina of course

Scanning objects?

Pointer functionality for TV mode to serve as a substitute for touch screen controls.

It would require some kind of light source for calibration though.

If the WiiU touchpad gave us W101, I have faith we'll get something for IR. Maybe not much, buy something.

emptying your wallet by making the console more expensive

blowjob simulator

Who in their right mind ever used the touchpad other than for drawing boomerang or glider?

Something about inspecting objects maybe.
Puzzles like that one claw puzzle in skyrim.

Holding hands simulator

Boktai sequel.

Point directly at sun or something really hot for a powerup.

p.s. I've never played that game but I remember reading about it in Nintedo Power.

I just realised you can't play switch nude, since this little camera directly aims your penis

>You can have an actual Eroge game that have girls react your penis now.

eating sub sandwiches

Nearly everyone? It felt much more organic and fluid then using the control sticks.

The thumbnail made me think this was an elaborate fingerbox thread.

Nintendo Switch now featuring classic fingerboxing functionality with a sleek modern design!

Punching things

holding imaginary glasses of ice

If it's like the wii, wii u, and 3ds, gimmicks that all the best games on the platform were or would have been fine without.

IR camera so obviously motion controls

Ideally, manipulating and holding 3D objects on some fancy advanced puzzle thing or even some detailed intricate 3D sculpting software.

In reality, stupid minigames.

has the IR on the 3ds ever been used?

its not like nintendo never thought about this

Basically playing in light would charge your weapon. If you were playing in the dark you were in for a fairly hard time.

No that's what the HD rumble feature is for.

garbage like this

>it's too small to register
>you spend the entire game being made fun of

MOLEY MOLEY

Eh, sensor will be precise enough to detect any size.
And come up with offenses that fit it perfectly

DIL

Wii VC

I know this is a joke but it doesn't actually record. Just recognizes shapes

>Even Eroge games judge you, just like real life

It will still be enough for the Switch to laugh at my micropenis.

circle pad and the amiibo reader

looks like it will fill the gap between your couch cushions and couch arm quite nicely

Yes much like a remote or your phone or a lot of things really. Good thing we know to check their right?

oh i actually had a really great idea for this the other day

imagine you're playing a game with the joycons attached to the portable screen. so it's basically like a PSP at this point. and you're playing hockey.

okay so now you want to instigate a fight. but instead of hitting a button, you hit the joycon release buttons with your thumbs and snap your wrists down, just like you're dropping the gloves in a hockey game! and now your hands are in fists with the joycons, ready to start punching!

isn't that a super good idea?

So you're throwing the tablet onto the ground?

i prefer to think of it as enhancing the gameplay experience

Your micropenis is a normal Japanese penis, so it won't even know.

>Having a dick so small your console switches to the japanese GUI

Probably Nothing.
Lets be honest, if the number of people to use the Wii U gamepad screen well was so low, it will also be low for this.

yeah whoo it'll matter for one game in the entire fucking library. thanks nintendo. let's be honest here it's just for wii vc.

Only thing I could think of would be microgames in a new Warioware game. And god I hope we get a good one because Game & Wario was total garbage.
I'm much more excited for HD rumble.

>tfw sonyggers will never have cock recognition software on their controllers

NINTENDO WINS BOIS

included for simple arbitrage reasons. possibly actual leftover stock they had from Wiimotes, or at least they had a good relationship and got a great deal from the component manufacturer. Nintendo has been recycling old surplus components for the entire last decade, as with the infamous DS screens.

Iai slash simulator?

I spotted this thumbnail and all I could see was the pregnancy test meme.

>The ir can be used to spot and get rid of unwanted pregancys
NINTENDO WINS AGAIN

Amiibo reader uses NFC and is only present in the N3DS. The N3DS also uses a different form factor so the IR is useless for the CPP.

Eating imaginary sandwiches and playing rock-paper-scissors.

Feeling lesbian girls breasts.

>Feeling lesbian girls breasts.

so something for a Senran Kagura game?

Yes, the guy has been talking about since days before the switch announcement.

He plans to use the HD rumble feature and other stuff.