Why did they make this monkey so damn sexy?

Why did they make this monkey so damn sexy?

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Why don't you shave that beard, get a short haircut, start going to the gym, read books, finish your degree and get a job so you can be a citizen who actually contributes to society and not one who masturbates to digital imagery?

I didn't say anything about masturbating to digital imagery. Nice projecting, friendo.

Why didn't the other kid kongs age like her

>those hips

hnng
wow you're such a nigger

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you first

But user, that involves actually leaving the house

Brandon Sarratt on fb.com

Dixie is still better

>monkey
>sexy

Seek help or someone to drill a hole in your skull with a .38

>tfw when literally doing/have done all of that
>tfw still masturbating to digital imagery

What now, faggot?

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That sounds terrible. Kill yourself.

>tfw the future of humanity is in these retards hands

She didn't shrink in size to suit her mood

>The future of humanity is in the hands of people who browse a website that probably has a userbase smaller than one million
Time to take your sleeping pills, grandpa. Your paranoia is coming out.

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That pic will never fail to make me laugh.

Nobody allowed furfags in, go back to your ghetto.

You've hit rock bottom and a new fucking low if you find a chimpanzee sexually attractive, you fucking degenerate monkey, go back to your monkey family, op.

>he actually wants people who frequent Sup Forums to bear offspring

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do you think Playtonic will give us more waifus?

No way fag.

no
YL's character design is fucking hideous

literally the same character designers from the old days

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I'll make sure you get stuck in a home where they starve you to death, no worries

>Top 10 hottest video game women
>A monkey

lovely wide hips

and the designs they are pumping out in their new company are garbage now. nothing I said contradicted that.

>no pics of anons getting booby hugged by mature monkey

Probably because thy are mimicking Banjo, which had no fuckable characters aside from Game Over Grunty

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Die you degenerate Barneyfag
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hey barneyfag. how did you even know that was from MLP?

I already do that and masturbate to anime daily

he's a falseflagger

I have to be the only faggot on the internet who thinks of him whenever Candy shows up.

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He's not a falseflagger.
Admittedly I doubted his abilities at first, but after a while of seeing post pointed out by him you start to recognize a consistency among broney art. Their faces and line curvatures all echo each other since the broney community is so tightly nit. Aftyer that its just a image search to confirm.

>right click on image link
>go to derpibooru.org/search/reverse
>paste link
>hit "reverse search"
Not that hard

Finding a needle in a haystack isn't that hard if you know exactly where it is from the start.

Reminder that Candy Kong appeared in a Playboy count of hottest tits in gaming
playboy.com/galleries/hottest-video-game-breasts/slide-22

No, it was easy to tell by the hair and the fact that it first appeared in one of those shitty low-effort "what games let me x" threads.

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More into croc tits. Someone post Kalypso

>Pauline is first place
how?

First place should go to Assault Krystal
I hope whoever modeled these titties at Namco got a big promotion

Is it time for our hourly furry thread already?

Croco

Moar

>not a pirate
Shitty Kremling

>Rouge in 24th place
She should be higher IMO

I want her to crush me in her thighs

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hang yourself already barneyfag.

im surprised miharu hirano is so high there
though when i first played tag team 2 she was the first character that caught my eye

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I want my dick between those tits so bad. Fuk

More. Lewdee

It's a diversity thing about having more black women in games

xD

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I want Dixie or spying tiny Kong to give me a footjob with those handfeet