EVERY SINGLE GODDAMN CUTSCENE IN THIS GAME HAS THE SAME FUCKING DIALOGUE, IT'S FUCKING UNBELIEVABLE

EVERY SINGLE GODDAMN CUTSCENE IN THIS GAME HAS THE SAME FUCKING DIALOGUE, IT'S FUCKING UNBELIEVABLE.

>WE'RE L'CIE, ENEMIES OF COCOON.
>MY MOM IS DEAD
>THE SANCTUM IS OUR ENEMY
>YOU CAN'T GO TO PULSE, THEY'RE THE ENEMY

I'M LOSING MY GODDAMN SHIT, I'M SCREAMING AT THE TELEVISION OVER THIS FUCKING PIECE OF ASS SHIT.

IT'S A FUCKING OFFENSE TO THE SERIES OF FINAL FANTASY.

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Yeah, the writing is almost as good as the sequel.

FFXIII has some of the worst writing I have ever seen in a modern videogame.

It's not even a fucking exaggeration.

Final Fantasy is and has always been trashy pulp, the light novels of video games. That being said you are correct that XIII is the nadir of the series.

Nah the stories of XII and XV are great. And even when the story's shit the world usually picks up the slack like with Spira in X.

What the fuck is it with you people. Sup Forums has complained that this game is utter shit for years. YEARS. Since the day it fucking came out, Sup Forums has unanimously agreed this game is garbage.

And yet, despite all that, people constantly make threads acting all fucking surprised that the game is bad. You want to play a bad game, fine, have fun. But why do you have to make another thread explaining why a game everyone knows is bad is bad?

Because people here claim the characters and story are fine.

>XV are great
>XV

No.

Explain what's wrong with its story other than pacing.

I'm downloading FF13-2 right now.

Got around 10 hours into FF13 and called it quits.

Will I be lost? Is 13-2 even good?

whats best is they will completely flip flop their motivation between scenes and act like nothings changed and you will barely notice it because they use the same words

>FUCK MY FOCUS I WONT LET THAT FALCIE KILL OPRHAN WE HAVE TO SAVE COCOON

>FUCK ORPHAN LETS KILL HIM AND THE FALCIE AND WHO CARES ABOUT COCOON

XII's story is pretty garbage but at least by virtue of being a derivative star wars knock off it is consistent and makes sense.

Why are you even downloading it if you didn't finish 13? Also Lightning Returns is the best out of the three and doesn't relly require you to have played the previous games.

>>repeatedly say they will oppose Bathandelus by doing nothing
>continue to do the things he TELLS them to do despite saying they wouldn't without ever even being manipulated into doing them

I have never been so utterly baffled by characters actions in my life.

not that user but it was neat until the leviathan shit

after that literally what the actual fuck

also gladio being a passive aggressive bitch was obnoxious

because I was looking through my PS3 purchase history and realized at some point or another I bought the game and never played it

>after that literally what the actual fuck
I mean it makes sense though.
Like seriously Ardyn's motivation and arc is actually really interesting, the postmodern shit of #13 is very well handled in an MGS kind of way, and the ending is fucking beautiful.

At least the music is nice.

On steam? It runs like shit. I had to stop playing after 10 hours because it was dropping to 20fps and there were weird slowdowns in gameplay.

Nevermind I see you have it on PS3 which is fine.

I'm not knocking it, I found it interesting too. It was just weird and the game felt so different. Best vidyer music in a long ass time tho.

PS3 version

>people still think FF13 is better than FF15

I think they are both bad.

I hope we get a goof FF game some day.

...

There's been a couple of XIII defenders crawling out of the woodworks after XV came out.

>people still think they make good FF games

X, XII, and XV are all phenomenal.

I'm one of them

>themepark MMO
>good

>>Will I be lost? Is 13-2 even good?
Form your own opinion you little shit.

You mean to tell me that pulse l'cie are enemies of cocoon? Is that right?

>XV
>X
>XII
>phenomenal

Nigga...

Yo, say what you will about FFXIII, but XIII-2 is a really good game.

Yeah but they don't even know their focus. Then boom. C'ieth city.

No, it's not.

It's the least bad of the three, but I would never call it good.

If when you say pacing, you mean the fact that tons of things happen off screen with little to no mention, and nothing makes sense, and everything is really anticlimactic and poorly executed. That being said, the ending was really nice.

>and nothing makes sense
Haha are you still in high school or just out of it?

Did FFXV cause a lot of shitposting when it released? I was off Sup Forums at that time

FF hasn't been good or relevant since 2001.

You should have expected it to be trash.

Bailey Jay cosplayed as Vanille.

XIII-2 is super good imo.

yes

Most shitposting was just saying "IT'LL BE A TOTAL FLOP JUST WATCH"

But of course it was a success critically and financially, so they don't talk about it much anymore

>Sazh lil' nigglet Dajh Durango gets turned into a l'cie
>OH LAWD JESUS WHAT'S HIS FOCUS
>Loses the kid
>finds the kid again
>"Daddy I found you :)"
>turns into a crystal
>wat

One of the many baffling moments in this Shakespearean epic.

Yeah i agree, in concept its all really cool. In execution though, its horribly done. The game was just unfinished. Makes me sad too.

Someone rushed through the game before release in 11 hours so there were a lot of shitposts about that

>But of course it was a success critically and financially, so they don't talk about it much anymore


pfft

But you get to look at Lightning in all of them

I really enjoyed it. Hopping through time and solving each area's problems was always interesting to me. Serah and Noel weren't annoying either, and Caius and Yeul were interesting characters.

Kek no
LR>>XIII>XIII-2
XIII-2 did fix some things but the pokémon system and the bland actual party members (TWO, in a fucking party based rpg) ruined it.

Did someone say Shakespearean?

Ffxiv ARR was the best final fantasy since the original PlayStation

It makes me sad because I loved all of it and yeah if it just had more fleshed out then it would be my favorite of all time

>responding to an argument with an insult
sigh...

eat a dick

Me too.

So is the PC port good or not? I keep hearing conflicting opinions

Not OP but I played and finished 13 last month because I want to play the entire trilogy for some reason.

I really wish I hadn't bothered but I didn't have anything else to play at the time. I'm 5 or so hours in 13-2 and I haven't touched it in weeks so I don't think I will get to finish the trilogy.

I guess I was correct since you dodged the question.

They kept changing the story and decided important parts should be relegated into a trash tie in movie to wring more money out the hype.

Reminder that Bloodborne straight up copied ffxiii's music.

>its actually true

Hey, you clearly haven't played the game so go ahead and leave. We aren't talking about that part of the game kid.

>You can't dodge at all.
>Sentinels can kind of dodge but only sometimes.
>There are enemies that can back dash on command.

Fuck you.

Which tracks are you thinking of? I think I know what you're talking about but I can't quite remember.

Aren't you the one dodging it? Respond to what I said with an actual counter argument.

There's ear-piercing J-pop all over the place in Bloodborne?

After having to remove some shit from my registry and having to turn off most of my security protocols it ran perfectly the rest of the time. you can always refund it if it runs like shit or not at all

It's actually horrible. Runs like ass, and locked to 30 fps by default.

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wut?

Yeah, its too bad. Why the fuck they thought it would be a good idea to leave out so much backstory is beyond me.

eh, I like it

Vanille or Lightning? You may pick only ONE!

1. these aren't even close to being ripped off in Bloodborne
2. goddamn thank you for reminding me how good the soundtrack is, I should buy it.

Vanille, i can't stand lightning's edgelord act. They're both shitty characters though

All flaws aside after all these years I have played a game that assumes the player is a fucking retard as much as 13 does, not even the most casual and railroad-y of games have reached what 13 does so easily.

I can't fathom how low the self-esteem of people that defend this game must be. The game calls you a mouthbreather right at your face and you ask for seconds.

I never got why people hate it so much, is it the story? The combat? What the fuck is it about 13 that triggers you so hard

You guys can fuck right off, XIII-2 was a great game. If it wasn't called FF, you guys would be calling sucking its proverbial dick.

Vanille doesn't qualify in anyway as shitty.

Read the OP.
>If it wasn't expected to be good we'd appreciate its mediocrity
Rock solid argument.

I will fukin fight you m8

Hell yeah, XIII-2 is super good. Loved every minute of it.

VIII says hi.

>Was hyped for XIII since it was announced
>Play it
>Couldn't bring myself to beat it

A part of me that loved video games died that day.
I still do, but it just is not the same.

>XIII is the nadir of the series.

False.

XV exists.

Lightning. Vanille is high-octane boner fuel but Light has beauty and grace that Vanille has no hope of matching.

The first track sounds a bit like Yahar'gul but only for a few seconds. The second track doesn't sound like anything from Bloodborne to me.

If it wasn't called FF it would just be another generic weeb JRPG except with good character designs

It's bandwagoning. The game is almost exactly like X. The main gripe is that past chapter 8 battles requires some effort, so it can make the game drag. Chapter 9 is straight bullshit, too.

Literally this and X-2 are the best ff games. Prove me wrong Sup Forums.

It just hit me how much FFXII-2 and Tales of Symphonia 2 resemble each other.

They're both mostly unneeded sequels to an jrpg in which the cast is replaced by people with a tangential relation at best with the original crew, both reduce the originals to meaningless cameos, and both new crews consist of of a couple with a weird sexual tension going and their many pokemons.

I now I'm stretching it a bit but the resemblance is still uncanny.

X's storyline had a goal that you understood through the entire game. XIII just sort of happens for the first 20 hours

In what way is it exactly like X?

>tfw you liked XIII and beat it twice

It's just a long rollercoaster ride guys. The charcaters arent any worse than most of the those in X and XII.

Call me contrarian but XIII was okay and it's sequels are actually pretty good.

Vanille is the most poorly-written "genki girl" type of character that I have ever seen. She's so bad, in fact, that she almost comes across as a caricature or a parody of her character type. It's horrible.

Pretty spot on
Tenebie>Mog

just like it would if you'd become a public enemy out of fucking nowhere, it's actually pretty realistic plot-wise

VII and VIII exist

She acts like someone with minor/major autism for the majority of her screen time

No, not true. X's characters actually develop quite a lot and despite their quirks are generally pretty likeable.
I hate every single character in XIII because they have no real personality.

There's nothing mediocre about it except for Serah. If you treat the game like Noel is the MC then it's really neat. I say that if it would be praised as a non-FF because FFXIII and it's sequels are hated for no real specific reasons that can't already be attributed to other FFs.

we warned you this game was trash what did you expect?

the game single handedly killed the brand name of the biggest RPG franchise, that speaks volumes about how bad it is