i don't have many friends and it's honestly hard to make good ones because i'm (((female))). i just want to have someone to talk to and maybe play vidya with. i like kf2, and civ5 and rust when i have the time
>private profile if you are that scared you shouldnt have posted it in the first place
Nathaniel Edwards
and you would know?
Hunter Lee
i didn't realize it was. it's public now
Hunter Perry
>can we get a non-cancer steam friend thread >i'm female btw
Wyatt Walker
YES i'm a girl and YES i play video games
Ryder Rodriguez
Silly boys, I'm a girl gamer. Don't flirt unless you have the money to back it up~
Jack Sanders
Im a guy and I play video games (have a dick and play games at the same time)
Levi Fisher
My brother, I play games with my dick in 1 hand and the controller in the other.
Michael Roberts
>tfw no dick to hold in one hand and controller in the other >not a console gamer
Camden Parker
I don't say this often but I actually think you belong in reddit
Bentley Williams
i think you actually do say that often
Adrian Gomez
Friend please, I am no console peasant.
Dominic Jackson
can we get a non-cancer steam friend thread?
i don't have many friends and it's honestly hard to make good ones because i'm (((male))). i just want to have someone to talk to and maybe play vidya with. i like kf2, and civ5 and rust when i have the time
Tyler Cruz
>not holding your dicks only when your other hand is holding a mouse you aren't the master race
Andrew Stewart
dick or gtfo
Michael Martinez
Who is this Imirn person and why is he bullying you about having no friends did he put you up to this or something?
Isaiah James
Need to rest those wrists every now and then.
Austin Harris
wait what do you mean maybe, im not trying to listen to you talk about shit all day
Christopher Long
>sees thread >finally a steam thread where you can add people without wanting to suck their dick >its just a roastie attention whoring
Lincoln Price
i would think that not having a dick makes it easier to not suck the dick
The thread have already derailed but i'll contribute anyway, i play TF2 most of the time but i purchased Guns of Icarus recently and i'm really enjoying it, hope someone actually sends an invite
I am a depressed NEET looking for people to play games with. I find it difficult to pay attention to other people and focus on conversations, so I'm not going to pretend that we'll become best friends or anything, but if you're interested in having somebody else to play with, please consider adding me. If you've had bad experiences with me in the past, please consider giving me a second chance as a teammate instead. I struggle to get motivated to care for others. I'm not proud of it, but that's unfortunately how I am right now.
People aged 18+ only, please. Males aged 21+ preferred. I'm not too interested in conversation right now, I'm afraid. I don't watch any anime, but like cute pictures. Please only add me if you get an acceptable ping to the UK.
I'm very much looking forward to playing: * Arma 3 * Overwatch
I'd quite like to play: * Killing Floor * Killing Floor 2 * Rocket League * Sven Co-op
I'm not too enthusiastic about, but would be willing to try playing: * Counter-Strike 1.6 * Counter-Strike: Condition Zero * Diablo III: Reaper of Souls * Redout
I may consider trying, should I find nice people to play with: * FINAL FANTASY XIV * World of Warcraft
I have lots of other games as well I may be willing to try. If you add me, I will keep you added for at least 24 hours (unless we argue or you're mean or we're clearly incompatible). I will try my best to make sure we play at least one game together, to see if we're compatible. I will try my best to avoid complaining about my miserable life to you. I will say goodbye if I decide to remove you.
This post is a little pathetic and embarrassing, but I want to be upfront with you.
>This profile is private. you had me worked up for nothing
Julian Scott
why?
Ryder Collins
Sorry! It's always public but I was messing around with the settings earlier and made it friends-only. Please check again.
Brandon Murphy
post 9/11 geopolitics
Aaron Anderson
Oh and I should add that I tried Risk of Rain and really enjoyed it so if you like that and want to play with somebody who is garbage at it please add me maybe.
Nolan Parker
r8 my profiles boiz
Zachary Baker
last time i added a girl on Sup Forums who wanted friends, she unfriended me when I wouldn't buy her Dark Souls. didn't even bother having conversations with me except for "hey, can you buy me this?"
Samuel Butler
That's hilarious. I hope something like that happens to me one day. It'd be fun.
Benjamin Williams
at least everyone you add doesn't want to see your tits who am i kidding, i don't mind that. tfw no huge, impressive tits to show off
I'm the guy with the wall of text above. I'd consider playing it with you so long as you let me read and listen to every piece of dialogue and play the game slowly.
Hunter Morales
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Cameron Jenkins
Anybody wanna play DayZ
Cooper Moore
are there any actual servers up right now?
Thomas Kelly
Drop your profile retard. I have dst.
Landon Mitchell
Be my fryend?
Christian Robinson
Yes, most a pretty empty tho.
Joshua Hall
I'll be friends with anyone who can guess my steam name
William White
You don't sound like a guy I wanna be friends with
Elijah Thompson
sorry thats not it guess again!
Xavier Clark
Tried adding people twice in these kind of threads. Tired of having to take the initiative for a conversation every time.
have a bump though., Maybe other anons get lucky.
Kevin White
Shit. I bet its "total loser mc stupid pants"
Jason Thomas
i'll give you a hint: its not that
Landon Williams
Are there any gay anons here? I mean legitimate, hand holding in public, girls are icky, I love dick and muscles and cute masculine faces kind of gay? If so leave your id please thanks!
Ayden Martinez
Pls mods delet thread.
Christian Green
/id/Chimes_/
We could talk if you want, don't play much multiplayer though. I'm content just adding new people.
Jackson Bailey
None of you seem addable at all.
Aaron Lopez
thank you for your worthless opinion, pokeautist
Parker Rodriguez
>too autist to initiate conversation >added countless times with the promise they'll talk to me all the time >they stop after 2 or 3 times
Sometimes I don't know why I even bother.
Connor Morris
Threadly reminder not to add any degenerate Sup Forumsirgins posting ITT >pic related
David Cruz
thanks I'm gonna go join that group
Christian Ward
>3 friends in this group
Really makes you think, huh?
Angel Parker
Maybe they are just as shy as you user. Send them a :3 face, see if that breaks the ice.
Alexander Jones
>3 friends in this group
Wyatt Brooks
>adding people who browse Sup Forums
Jonathan Cox
You're not playing enough Rocket League for me to add you. Sorry.
Hudson Sullivan
>browsing Sup Forums
wow what kind of autist does this? definitely not me, I'm above everyone else who posts here *smug anime face*
Cooper Flores
>this thread
Connor Fisher
i dont get it
Asher Gomez
>want a friend who enjoys shitposting, actually playing videogames and posting smug anime girls >they're always gay fags who want to RP all the time
Nothing good ever comes from these threads.
Christian Gomez
>Adding people from "Steam Friends thread"
If you want to play with people from Sup Forums just browse the threads about a particular online game; you should be able to find people actually wanting to play with others. Playing videogames is the very last thing people in this kind of thread want.
Ayden Moore
this is a very common misconception. if you're ever a hiring manager, you know the game
it's called retention rate, or labor turnover. same principle applies in all fields, including personal life. there will always be a percentage of people that don't come back. this is usually remarkably high, like 60-90%. where you aren't offering any actual value (ie, a good or service), you'll have even less retention. hobby clubs, guilds and interpersonal relationships will have something like 1-5% retention. even less sometimes.
in business, this is seen as the number of customers or employees you have to go through before you get someone who consistently returns. the metric for establishing that is whether or not they've stayed for 5 months, at which point they're generally there for years. the exact same principle applies in interpersonal relationships.
it's not that there's anything wrong with you, the board, or society. the problem is that you're exposing yourself to less opportunities. most friends are made when you're younger not because of youth itself, but because schools force you to interact with a large number of people daily. that's the principle for making friends, even picking up chicks. it's all a numbers game.
Luis Price
People are never what you expect?
Everyone acts like everyone else has autism and they don't?
Everyone is a creeper of some sort.
Joseph Wood
...
Jacob Diaz
Give id. I need more people on my friendlist that are part of the group.
Daniel Baker
I only check these threads to see if I find one of my friends so I can call them faggots later.
Blake Watson
people turn out to be furries
Isaiah King
If you mean yourself, drop your ID. ;^)
Nathaniel Lopez
get a fucking life
Noah Murphy
it's in this thread
Christopher Wilson
The only steam profile I've seen in a while thats not centered around anime and memes. Also those groups.
You're alright
Noah Sullivan
> edgy "eat shit" as profile text > featured group is "gamur gurls"
If you're going to pretend like you're normally judgmental, don't be blind.