Can we all agree that she's the new best girl in the Zelda series?
Can we all agree that she's the new best girl in the Zelda series?
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Ruto is better. Hell, even Medli is.
Fuck no ruto>nu-ruto
I had an unrelated thought today though: In the trailer we see the Gerudo holding what almost looks like a harp. It is pretty well agreed upon that the scenes with her in it are "present" and the scenes with Zelda are "past". What if the gerudo girl was the new reincarnation of Hylia and you have to help regain her memories like you did for Zelda in the flashbacks? Would you be mad at Nintendo for making Zelda a sand nigger?
No. Worse than Ruto in ever single way.
That gerudo on the hand has potential.
the art of the new races is fucking awful it doesn't even make sense
You my boy
Posting best girl
go to bed bill
Legs are too stumpy. I want something to wrap around my waist when I'm thrusting.
Which one Sup Forums?
I just beat TWWHD for the first time today. Medli is an ultimate qt.
Best 3D Zelda.
It's a fish
Mods are asleep dump fish porn
obvious choice
I may not go as far as to say that, but it was certainly good. I enjoyed it a lot for what it was, and wish there was more in terms of main story. Don't know why people shit on it and say it's terrible, though.
forgot image fuck
>She
Zora is a fish! Fish blood! Cold-blooded! Cold-hearted! Unloveable! Lives in water! Wet all the time! Sex-crazed slut! Colored red! The color of lust! Turboslut! Smells fishy! Baited easily! Expressionless face! Robot fish! No nose! Ugly! Wears ornate jewelry to distract from her un-nose! Ugly! Head is a shark! Yikes! Scary is not cute! Swims in water! Pees in water! Swims in pee! Yuck! Hidden forehead! Hides the ugly! Ugly forehead! Ugly face! Ugly fish! Ugly! Smelly gross ugly fish!!!!!
I hope they revive the dating sim concept that was scrapped from OoT.
Also this.
How do we even know that's a girl?
Only villains wear lipstick
Easy there Hylia. Don't get your panties in a twist.
Me too.
Knowing Nintendo I absolutely would not rule out the fact that it could be a dude.
That'll probably just make some people happier though.
>HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
What did he mean by this, and why do I love him?
I want a fish husband
So do they feel like Shark skin, normal scales, or like a Lamprey?
Like slug.
>tail on her head
Thanks, magic evolution
Bags of sand
like bags of rupees
I've never played TP and never seen this character before but. He's pretty fucking cute.
Depends on if that actually ends up being a she.
He said "new". Obviously Midna will likely never be surpassed.
I wouldn't mind if they expanded on the concept from SS, except they actually let you stick it instead of having you be with Zelda anyway. Especially this Zelda. Those eyebrows are gross.
The cutest
Like a thick water balloon covered in oil.
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Fish don't have penises like that.
Fish don't have arms or legs either, what's your point?
I don't know what you're talking about, the eyebrows are the best part
Admit it Sup Forums, Zoras are the Elves of the Legend of Zelda
I'm starting TP tomorrow. How much is this fucker in it? Asking for a friend, no homo, etc.
You mean kokiri are the elves. Zoras are the mermaids of the Legend of Zelda.
>Admit it
What's there to admit? This was so obviously the case.
Kokiri are the hobbits of Hyrule.
Then who are the niggers of Hyrule?
It is a mystery.
>instead here's some shit
Fuck you, that doesn't even look like a fish. It's a fucking alien.
Let's break it down here.
>Saria
Cute and faithful but never grows up, so you become a filthy pedo
>Malon
Total cutie pie and does grow up, makes a hard-working honest living, nice personality. Downside - she's a horse girl.
>Ruto
Yandere as fuck, but the fish pussy game is tight
>Guerdo chick (I forgot her name it's been a while)
Sexy as fuck, mature woman with a great body but we know nothing else about her
>Zelda
The perfect blend of sexy and cute plus she has magic powers and she's a princess so you have that sugar momma gf. Honorable, morally sound, and smart too. All around solid choice.
Zelda or Malon for me, assuming Malon doesn't go crazy.
Deku, Gorons, Gerudo
So many niggers
Labrynna literally has Mermaids according to a Zora.
In game N64 model isn't stellar, but the design is top notch.
About 2 minutes.
We know that Nabooru is essentially the leader of the Gerudo, and that despite their being thieves she has a moral code and never really liked Ganondorf.
Personally I'd place her over Malon. Malon is boring imo.
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Who would Trump keep out of Hyrule if he was king?
;)
Anyone but Malon or Zelda.
You're giving me PTSD of the mermaid suit control scheme
Why does god torment me so.
Everyone but Zelda
so you can concentrate on qt link
Malon is only good for being corrupted by Dark Link
Gerudo will literally never stop fucking. She's been conditioned to breed with every fertile man until his ballsack is dry. Relative or not, she will get on that dick and ride it day and night. Hard.
It isn't obvious?
TheDolan
The qt redhead that Link probably knocked up
I feel like the fact that that is a man goes over most peoples head since they don't know shit about dolphin dicks.
I bet Malon's cunny tastes milky.
Kill Ruto
Marry Malon
Fuck Nabooru
Ignore Zelda
Cuck Saria
Saria, she's the smart long-term investment.
educate me
why is she wearing a hijab?
Do you think there are Zora rape caves?
that's her hair user, hime fish-cut
Dolphins have prehensile(Freely moving) tentacle dicks that come out of a slit in their body.
So links getting jerked off by the dude zora's dick.
I hope so. That sounds kinda hot.
Dolphins have a slit instead of outward genitalia, their penises slide out from it when they become aroused
It's long and conical, tapering to a point, and is fully prehensile meaning they can wrap it around objects like you would your fingers. If your fingers could curl in any direction
>assumes Zora physiology isn't completely different.
you sure it's not both?
Dolphins rape other animals so I don't see why zora wouldn't have rape caves.
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That's...actually kinda hot. Now he just needs to stuff it back inside with its dick still wrapped around him as he pumps him in and out
Real talk here. Has anyone in this thread actually fucked a fish? Alive or not doesn't matter. If not, you think that's something you'd be willing to try?
>ywn stumble into the Zora rape cave and be fucked against your own will by a hot zora dude
Existence is pain.
Why would you say this just to hurt me
Are you just fishing for someone to post that webm of the guy getting a blowjob from a fish while his friend stops it from getting away
>All of hyrules water flows through the kings ass crack.
>Zora rape caves.
That's it I'm never going to lake hylia.
I just want to make Saria happy.
You failed.
Saria
>Zora rape caves
Kinda makes you wonder what purpose the Water Temple served. It was deep underwater and it was elaborate and decorative inside, like some sort of deep lake love motel.
She's long dead bro, she only shows up in flashbacks
try getting an actually good waifu next time, retard
wtf I love the water temple now
>buttblasted this hard by a political joke
In generic fantasy setting, you rape elves. In Soviet Hyrule, the elves rape you!!
is ganon even a bad dude?
Yes. Even WW Ganon is a bad guy. Not by choice though. He only wanted the best for his people initially, but he's also bound by destiny to Link and Zelda, and to lust for power. It's just in his blood.
>cunny
pedo spotted