RE7 = DOG SHIT

Explain how this game isn't trash.
Explain how this can be considered a Resident Evil game.

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Finally, a non shill thread!
Yeah, beat the game just recently. It was literal LP watcher's trash.

Woo, green 'urbs & shotgun puzzle! Such throwback! So RE!

B-B-B-BUT IT WAS SUPPOSED TO F-FAIL, IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE BAD WAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH :((((

the atmosphere is so off about it.

who the fuck wants to play as basic ass civilian in a resident evil game?

It feels like they threw away their roots just to copy outlast and the story is ridiculous.

The family scene where they chop off a dudes arm and try to feed it to him is fucking retarded. it's executed so poorly.

how is it a good resident evil game?

It basically pulled a Metroid Prime and brought RE back from the dead.

What's not to like?

I concur

Alllll me.

That it feels like a rip off of outlast.

agreed. it's disgusting how any turd is getting 10/10 nowadays

Sadly Outlast is nowhere near as good as this.

fuck off lying shill.

>lieing
wew

yes but it's off.
it would be like if street fighter released a smash bros style game for SF6

it's so far detached in style that it's off putting.

i got it right in the comment.

>Explain how this game isn't trash.
I can't,, but I can explain even RE6 is better.

It's shit.
The game tries to scare you. Often too hard.
The details and world building is shit. As soon as you try to look something up close, actually pause and examine the textures, items, anything - the immersion vanishes because those things appear to be unrealistic, unnatural, forced.
It feels like a badly written movie for a dumb kid. Just a railroaded heavy rain with a recycled plot, uninspired enemies and an atmosphere of a poorly directed film.

faggot containment thread.

I didn't like the demo.

I noticed how forced it was by the opening scene with the possessed girlfriend.

So she's going to try to stab you with a knife, then go for the next horror cliche which is a chainsaw.

It's fucking so badly written. It's lacks any of that apocalyptic bone-chilling feeling of the first 4 resident evils. It should feel dark and dreary not like a forced b-horror film.

Nigger Resident Evil has ALWAYS been campy as fuck

did u forget jill sandwich?

>It's fucking so badly written. It's lacks any of that apocalyptic bone-chilling feeling of the first 4 resident evils. It should feel dark and dreary not like a forced b-horror film.

This is some serious revisionist bullshit right here.

>expect game to be a 10/10
>only a 9/10
BLUNDER OF THE CENTURY

>It's lacks any of that apocalyptic bone-chilling feeling of the first 4 resident evils
Are you fucking kidding me, buddy?

that was a simple joke made in a calm cutscene, where characters are shortly celebrating their survival of a oh-shit situation. Totally different thing from overacted in-your-face melodrama.

Holy fuck, it's amazing with VR

>in a calm cutscene
>jill is almost dying
>fearing for her life
>barry ex-machina saves her
>you were almost a jill sandwich!
>[jill laughs] you're right!

Yup. Extremely calm situation.

>bone-chilling feeling of the first 4 resident evils
>bone chilling

Well, this is a bit of an insight it to where your shitty opinion comes from

you're a total pussy

RE7 is a game literally made for marketers. It looks so good, atmospheric, scary... and then you watch an actual gamer actually play the game.

Every franchise I love is long dead.

When I played or watched playthroughs of the first resident evil there's this ominous feeling of seeing the world around you descend into hell. Like you're watching the build up.

it has an atmosphere too it.

The horror in RE7 feels so forced and unnatural. Thrown immediately into a spooky house with what aren't even close to being zombies. How cliche was the dinner scene with the family? Yeah I'll just cut off my sons arm and try to feed it to you. Like this was one of the least fucking creepy or scary scenes. It's straight up fucking 13 year old horror writing.

Where's the military sci-fi elements to it?


It's outlast 2.0 with puzzles, not a resident evil game. Don't pretend it is.

It's got more in common with silent hill than it does with resident evil. However at least silent hill can get the horror atmosphere right.

>It's another thread about "I did't like X game so it must be bad for everyone and only my opinion counts"

>and then you watch an actual gamer actually play the game.
>this is nu-Sup Forums

>then you watch an actual gamer actually play the game

sure what would you know about that, user?

>All these bitter RE6 fags

RE1, 2, 0, and REmake are the only true resident evils

the franchise is dead

anyone looking for a good RE game should kill themselves

Where's the actual sci-fi military zombie aspect to this game?

This seems more like the evil within, and or outlast. It lacks the ambience of resident evil games.

Zero is fucking shit. Even 3 and Code Veronica are better.

You would know if you actually played it you shitposter

>watched playthroughs of the first resident evil

you played AND watched playthroughs? I think you're talking out your arse, chief.

>Where's the military sci-fi elements to it?

You DEFINITELY haven't played it then.

>How cliche was the dinner scene with the family?
You just said you want Resident Evil to be the same every time but complain about a lack of military sc-fi, implying that you want a Resi cliche in there.

Or, more likely, you simply don't know what the word means.


>It's outlast 2.0 with puzzles, not a resident evil game. Don't pretend it is

Definitely definitely haven't played it. It's a very watered down Resi Evil 1 which you'd know if you had actually played it.

As someone who played all RE games ever since I was a kid, no, there wasn't this feeling.
RE1 was extremely campy and borderline funny in lots of parts. There were also a fuck ton of jumpscares, cutscenes, no-brainer puzzles, the game was very short, lots of needless backtracking, hunters and zombies waiting for you in the corner where you couldn't see them so they could jumpscare you, dogs jumping through windows to jumpscare you, crows jumpscaring you, the writing was trash, the voice acting was even worse.

I mean, it doesn't sound like you played RE1 at all.

>Yeah I'll just cut off my sons arm and try to feed it to you
what are you talking about? Jack doesn't try to feed his arm to you.
>When I played or watched playthroughs of the first resident evil there's this ominous feeling of seeing the world around you descend into hell
Kind of hard to think that when this is playing
youtube.com/watch?v=0kcF7E69C6Q

Why are you replying to me with that? I'm sayign you wouldn't know anything about "real gaming" because you're a shitposting faggot who watched youtube playthroughs.

I'll watch playthroughs but I'm not going to pay for this piece of shit

It seems like pure marketing trash to appeal to the lowest common denominator of horror fans.

"WE'LL JUST COPY OUTLAST AND THE EVIL WITHIN AND ADD PUZZLES TO IT, THE RESIDENT EVIL FANS WILL LAP IT UP AND WON'T EVEN KNOW IT'S A RIP OFF"

Agree with this. The game feels like RE1 in first person with some Outlast elements with Jack and Marguerite.

I liked it overall, game felt nice if a bit short but most SH are short. Madhouse difficulty is real nigga shit.

>I'm not gonna play the game
>I deserve to have you hear my opinion about it though!

Nobody gives half a shit about what you think.

People saying this either never played outlast or RE7.
I have no idea how you can compare a hide and seek simulator to an actual survival horror where you have to constantly manage ammo because you actually have the option to kill your enemies.

Considering the distance and differences between RE6 and RE7 I would say RE7 is an amazing achievement for the dev team.

How IGN can give this a 7 is absolutely bullshit.

Weird you say that it "copied" Outlast and Evil Within when pretty much all the features in RE7 were in RE1, 2 and 3.

I just watched the beginning of the playthrough leading up to the family dinner scene.

it's so disgustingly bad.
it's not scary at all.

>Explain how this game isn't trash.
Becasue there's positive reception of it compared to the minority that hate
>Explain how this can be considered a Resident Evil game.
Becasue Capcom both owns and makes RE. RE can be anything Capcom wants it to be?

the horror writing is straight up a rip off of outlast. Not all of the game mechanics.

Again it doesn't feel like a resident evil.

RE6 did nothing wrong

But the Evil Within is a Resident Evil 4 ripoff

Not at all. The horror writing is Texas Chainsaw + Sweet Home (NES game) + Evil Dead.

The bitch that reviewed it clearly has some agenda she goes by. Looking at stuff she reviewed it's also clear she has shit taste.

She's in love with Overwatch too. How the fuck do you let someone who thinks Overwatch is the current pinnacle of video games review this?

>It seems like pure marketing trash to appeal to the lowest common denominator of horror fans.
>It seems like pure marketing trash
>It seems


right. But it isn't. The overall view on Sup Forums is that it's pretty good.

>I'm not going to pay for this piece of shit
Cool. I'm glad you aren't. You can continue being a faggot forever.

>WE'LL JUST COPY OUTLAST
They haven't. At all. You either haven't played either or you're just basing this WRONG opinion on 20 secs research.

DOn't forget that most people complain that Alien:I is too LONG. I think it's also similar to RE1 that the last act is a total deviation from the first 2 acts were, as predicted by now, any spooky shit ios explain by CRAZY SCIENCE.

I stand by my declaration: RE7 is a watered down RE1 in a new viewpoint and a new-ish direction. I bet you any money that if it wasn't for Sony wanted VR pushed it would have come out last year as a love letter to RE1.

Hell the English title is:

Resident Evil VII: Biohazard

and the nip title is:

Biohazard 7: Resident Evil.
The intention is CLEAR; the implementation is debateable.

Geh sterben

Really? It's a shame because I typically like IGN reviews. The easy allies review was bang on however.

I swear on my life that if you were to actually play it in the darl, on a bif TV, with surround sound speakers you would shit your self.

Watching someone else play it on a reduced screen with no immersion, basically with company is big fucking reason why you're acting the big man on the internet.

My first thought was Evil Dead, with the girlfriend getting up in your face and chainsaws and shit.

Funny how people compare these cliches to games that came out a couple of years ago when the ideas have been around for decades.

>You live in a timeline where contrarian retards got BTFO be an RE title.
God damn it feels good to be alive.
I'm going to have to thank pirates for playing it and stepping up to the contrarian children who think "Le Sup Forums hate train" is something they can push onto every game even if it's good.

congratulations, you watched the intro scene and none of the actual game

1/10 Troll

>I watched

I wish you twats would fuck off.

It can be considered a Resident Evil game because it has evil residents in it.

Best timeline

The game is great. Probably not for everyone but I couldn't stop playing it, the story and setting was too intriguing. People who are saying "its not RE" I really don't understand the statement.

They're people who never played or liked RE0-3/CV so their opinion on the matter is irrelevant.

i feel like i'm one of the few people who loves every single mainline RE game, 5, 6, and 7 included

>game is available for pirate
>lel I'll just watch a let's play

Please kill yourself.

I agree with this. Perhaps what they mean is "RE7 doesn't fit what *I* want out of Resident Evil therefore it isn't". Fine up to a point but I think misguided.

the Trump timeline is much better faggot.

I'm with you. 5 and 6 were weak RELATIVELY but I had a fucking blast with both.

no fun allowed here though so shhh

You realize it's the same timeline right?

Nobody tried to feed anybody an arm. I don't think you played the game, friend.

That's okay, neither did I.

>who the fuck wants to play as basic ass civilian in a resident evil game?

Every Resident Evil game ever?

>basic ass civilian

>Chris "rock puncher" Redfield
>Leon "village genocidist" Kennedy
>Billy "ex-navy SEAL" Cohen

Claire you could maybe put a case forward

Most likely underaged retards

>Outbreak is every Resident Evil game

Most RE main characters are cops or special agents though.

>playing games for the story

What a faggot

>not playing games for a little story

what a gay

I was unfairly harsh I think on RE6, I still haven't played it but I'd heard a lot of bad things, didn't like the tone it seemed to have taken with the focus on action. I thought 5 pushed it over the limit but only really in the final stages of the game. But I dunno, people on Sup Forums started talking about it in a positive light, posting webms, all that and it does look like a pretty great action game with a campy and fun plot. Should I get it?

Here's comes the Sup Forums contrarianism.
Look at the metacritic. It's gotten good-great reviews all around.
Hell, I'm currently running through my 3rd play through now.

I'm playing my second playthrough on madhouse right now its awesome but hard as fuck any tips bros?

You just nailed it perfectly at last sentence.

I literally bout 5 and 6 today.

50p and 4 bongs respectively. I'm sorry but very few games are SO bad they aren't worth 4 quid.

Where are you up to?

There's no shame in using Albert. You earned him.

>Any positive opinion of a game is always shilling! Negativity is always honesty :)

Honestly, I played a couple playthroughs first to beat it under 4 hours (circular saw and x ray specs). The saw makes things much easier, particularly being stalked by Jack since you can basically stun lock him until he's temporarily down.
Also, don't go for the Walking Shoes (wither use less than 3 healing items or get all 20 Mr. Everywhere's) they only improve walking speed but not running which I was pissed to find out.

use albert or the magnum
there's no point in fighting everything
run away from jack and marguerite until you kill them in their boss fights
stock up on ammo
don't get hit

that's really it

>Where's the military sci-fi elements to it?

LOL

i dont want to use that because it feels like it might break the game.
I'm still early in and now in the basement fighting moulds

Yep, and I'd say that if you want to use Albert and sync it up with the powerful 2 shot shotgun, get the stabilizer for faster reloads due to their small clip capacity. Helps when you're running with those two weapons AND grenade launcher.

>Resident Evil
you are in a residence full of evil people that have something residenting inside of then making then evil?

how is it NOT a resident evil game?

It won't break the game, it's not as OP as you think and it's balanced by having a 3 round clip unlike at the end of the game where you could fire continually with it.

You should definitely get it, doubly so if you have someone willing to play it with you. It's a great schlocky action game if you aren't sitting there yelling "This isn't survival horror!" the whole time.

Sure for 10 minutes, and then the game starts and there are actual mechanics and item management and combat and enemies and a well designed mansion to explore.

>resident evil one
>amazing start. full of puzzles and scary shit
>terrible gameplay, clunky
>terrible ending stupid twists and forced conflit

>resident evil 2
>amazing start, full of puzzles and scary shit
>terrible gameplay, better than 1
>even worse ending. you fight in a fucking train. last shot is cutscene

>resident evil 3
>amazing fucking game, full of puzzles and SCARY SHIT
>some what better gameplay
>terrible fucking ending you kill nemesis like a bitch

>resident evil 4
>amazing fucking game, full of puzzles and some what scary shit
>amazing gameplay
>terrible fucking ending, you fight a giant crab in a island full of people with guns

>resident evil 5
>terrible game, no puzzles and full of shit
>amazing fucking ending, best boss fight in the series.
>great gameplay though

>resident evil 6
>terrible fucking game,No puzzles once or ever managed to fuck the perfect gameplay of re5
>good endings, you fight a trex that turns into a fly, and then a MC actualy dies

>Re7
>good start, full of puzzles and scary shit
>terrible fucking ending
>bad gameplay?

it is trully a return to the roots of the series.

Well that's up to you. But it balances out by only having three rounds before a reload. Requires good aiming.

Either way:

Make enhanced ammo as much as you can. Getting hit with blocking in Madhouse is a deathsentence anyway so healing is second priority. There's still three sets of steroids available so a good technique is to cling onto them until a boss fight so if you get knocked to danger you can insta heal all the way with a bit extra.

Skip the shotgun early on and just repair the broken one asap. That is a mold decimator.

In the barn you get two fatties so I recommend bring grenade and neuro rounds to freeze them in place and enhance shot their heads. Same at the very end of the game - you know the bit.

You wont get a lot of chem drops so you have to use the seperating agent a lot. Annoying but you picked hard mode so bad luck.

Ditch the burner/machine gun asap - they're worthless for MAdhouse. Utter shit.

Break down flame rounds for the chems if you aren't using them.

Magnum is up to you - I still haven't fired it ONCE in 4 playthroughs and maxed achievements. It takes two slots and ammo is so scarce.

Mutated Jack you WILL have to block the first couple of attacks so make sure you have first aid. He has eight pairs of eyes:

two on his manbooks, two on his legs, one on his very front, one on his very back and one above and below. When you have shot 4 fire breaks out and makes them hard to see/aim for so I recommend shooting his tits first and formost, then his bottom one when he's up top then pick one of the legs. This is becaus eyou can pretty much see his other eyes in the light because theyre at his extremities.

If you see a 4-legged crawler run TOWARDS him to cancel his leap and get ready to shotgun his face. That leap is unblockable and is a health crippler.

Actively seek out the coins - they're in new locations - but the action coin for increased damage is a literal lifesaver

Take away the ability to fight back in RE7 and you get Resident Evil: Outlast.
You can't deny this.

I hate madhouse so much

it's fine early on when you can actually avoid combat but when you get to the Old House and there are bugs fucking everywhere and even THEY are bullet sponges you will want to throw your controller at the wall/put a fist through your monitor

Take away the ability to shoot in CoD and you have PoW simulator.
That's not a fucking argument retard.