Why hello there, Sup Forums!

Why hello there, Sup Forums!

It's a me, Mario!

Did you remember to pre-order your Skyrim copy for your Nintendo Switch?

I don't know, something feels off. Prove you're Mario.

What's something only Mario would know?

That he's not a human as he's Italian?

Luigi's penis tastes of almonds

Ok i believe you

Of course I'm buying Skyrim second hand :^)

Does anyone have the gif of Sonic kissing Mario?

You're right, something's up here.

>manlet
Eh, maybe he got hit by a Goomba on the way here or something, nevermind.

But Mario! I already have Skyrim for my Personal Computer! What do I do now?

DONT YOU DARE

...why do you know that Luigi's penis tastes of almonds?

...he told me

...how does Luigi know his own penis tastes of almonds?

>repeating the thread exactly

Autism.

He's the right height, looks fine to me.

uh

Birdo told him

But Todd I mean Mario I already played skyrim and beat it. This game was so short and I was disappointed that I spent so much for such a short game.

this one?

>video games

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snnnnniiiiiiffffffffffff...oh yes my luigi....sssnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff....quite pungent indeed...is that....dare I say....sssssssnniff...eggs I smell?......sniff sniff....hmmm...yes...quite so my luigi....sniff....quite pungent eggs yes very much so .....ssssssssssssssnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiffffff....ah yes...and also....a hint of....sniff....cheese.....quite wet my luigi...sniff...but oh yes...this will do nicely....sniff.....please my luigi....another if you please....nice and big now....

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Oh yes...very good!....very sloppy and wet my luigi....hmmmmm...is that a drop of nugget I see on the rim?...hmmmm.....let me.....let me just have a little taste before the sniff my luigi.......hmmmmm....hmm..yes....that is a delicate bit of chocolate my dear....ah yes....let me guess...curry for dinner?....oh quite right I am....aren't I?....ok....time for sniff.....sssssnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff.....hmmm...hhhmmmmm I see...yes....yes indeed as well curry......hmmm....that fragrance is quite noticeable....yes.....onion and garlic chutney I take it my luigi?.....hmmmmm....yes quite.....

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Oh I was not expecting that…that little gust my luigi...you caught me off guard…yes…so gentle it was though…hmmmm…let me taste this little one…just one small sniff…..sniff…ah….ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffffff…and yet…so strong…yes…the odor….sniff sniff…hmmm….is that….sniff….hmmm….I can almost taste it my luigi…..yes….just…sniff….a little whiff more if you please…..ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffff…ah yes I have it now….yes quite….hhhhmmmm…delectable my luigi…..quite exquisite yes…..I dare say…sniff….the most pungent one yet my dear….ssssnnnnniiiifffffffffffffffffffffff….yes….

Hey guys, this is Todd Howard here - I just heard Mario was posting on Sup Forums and had to come check it out! Pretty cool huh?

You should listen to any game recommendations he has, he really knows his stuff.

@365860824

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didn't you know that the game has unlimited content

jesus fucking christ someone actually typed this up

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#kek

me =)