Cops just confiscated my emulator

>cops just confiscated my emulator

>Tfw left qbittorrent seeding all morning and the cops showed up when I came home from work

>gotta pay back nintendo for all the ds games I pirated

>mom found my torrents

>cops knocked on my door
>just to make fun of me for using a ps2 emulator to play the simpson's skateboarding

>Referee found my modded mad catz controller

Don't worry, if you deleted all your roms before 24 hours passed they'll give it back.

>qbittorrent
>not using transmission
you got what you deserved faggot

>Skill inspector came to check my K/D ratio

>Tfw Trump found my "200 games in 1" DS cartridge I bought at the flea market

>one day I'm at the local market, when I see a cop talking to the old woman I buy fresh bread from
>she suddenly points at me and shouts "THERE HE IS!"
>realize what's going on, start running for dear life
>pumping arms really fast, shoving everyone out of my way
>look behind me, see about 6 cops with batons raised running just as fast
>enter building and climb to roof, with cops hot in pursuit
>"there's no where to run" says one of them as they slowly approach me
>I give them a sly smile as I jump off the roof and onto an old open garbage truck
>flip them off as they curse my name
>whip out phone and start playing a Pokemon ROM as I wait for the truck to take me to my hideout

>grandpa found my porn mods

>use utorrent
>'lol fag use qbittorrent'
>use qbittorrent
>'lol fag use transmission'
What the F U C K do I use? and more importantly, why?

Non plebs use deluge or halite

>cops marched in my room and forced me to uninstall all my pirated games while being held at gunpoint

>sister sold my save files to buy drugs

it's just bantz, use whatever you want nigga

>ISP sent a letter to my mom with a list of all the trap porn i downloaded

>Jackie Chan found my ROM hacks and fucked my ass for nearly 16 hours

>actually using cuckmission
Wew lad

If you live in US, then they aren't sending those out anymore.

>Today I busted some 24 year old virgin torrenting video games and 3D chinese cartoon animations

>police ransacked my home and shot my dog while searching for my NES ROMs

>mom finds my yaoi stash

>tony found my copy of skate 3

>3D chinese cartoon animations
>3D
>3D
Faggot deserved it, good job user

>delivery guy saw me using a controller to play FPS
I'm considering moving to another state.

>cops going door to door asking if anyone has seen any save state abuse in the area
My days are numbered

>when you open your torrent program and hear sirens outside

>Miyamoto found out I was playing ASMR and confiscated my PC
>Then he whispered in my ear and said "You're never gonna get a new Metroid filthy gaijin."

>Reggie pounding on my door
>"I know about your modded Wii, user"
>my ex ggg-gf has it, she lives just up the street!
>silence
Should I call my ex or the police or something?

>tfw forgot to delete my roms after 24 hours

>FBI busted neighbour for not using bsnes

>Heavenly Pete turned out to be a sting op
>Now on mandatory antidepressants
T-thanks Sup Forums

>Crash Bandicoot kicking my door violently and yelling "I KNOW YOU GOT THE CHIP"

help

>This has been parked outside my house for a week
They're just waiting for me to slip. I haven't accessed any questionable files on my computer, not that I have them.

>tfw you see that van outside again 23 hours after downloading super mario

>go to GameStop™
>forget my Gamer® Card©™
>have to buy physical tokens at a 20% upmarket, plus $50 card replacement because I didn't get it punched for February
>finally check Game©®™℅™®™ machine
>they're out of Resident Evil 7
>decide to rent Overwatch for a few hours
>it jams as it's exiting the machine
>have to pay $200 repair free PLUS they're revoking my ProGamer™ status
>also didn't get to take my Overwatch rental due to inconvenience charges
It's isn't FUCKING FAIR, bros.

>KGB come in and kill my family because I pirated the script for the trolls movie

>grandma found the pee sock

>downloaded a savefile off the internet

is that good, bad, or does it do basically nothing?

Piracy is the same as ever basically

>Gabe Newell found my ps4 and fucking reported me to the local SWAT headquarters
>SWAT confiscated all my guns and knifes i unboxed in cs:go and now my probatiom officer only lets me play Dota 2 and TF2
Should of seen it coming

>FBI breaks hole in ceiling and rappels in
>Forces me at gunpoint to put rubber bands on my crabs snips because he's snipping to loud and waking up the neighbors

I'm I the only one actually worried that this is going to be the future?

I'm not in US but I assume that you could wipe your ass with those letters before anyway.

snibetti snab X---D

Except uTorrent, don't use that one.

>discretely purchase a bootleg mario shirt from a kiosk
>mall cops trip and headlock me

>Parents are having an intervention about all my gba roms

Fuck, I'm not ready

Why do you say that user? thats what I use

Don't do that.

>Forgot to log out of my Sup Forums before leaving home

devs sold it off long ago, it's adware and honeypots

They would probably go out of business if they did shit that that

>Dad found my stash

>officer took his gun out, pointed it at me and told me to get up against the wall because my mgs 2 codec ringtone went off

>those futa mangas
my nigga.

>3 year sentence in weekend jail
>all because brother signed into my xbox profile and got an acheivement

Pretty much. I got one once called my ISP and told them if they ever did that again I'd switch to another provider. They gave me a discount on my bill for the year and didn't bother me again.

Being a customer in a highly competitive area is nice. You get to be a dickhead and people will just give you what you want.

>people unironically buy and keep physical copies of these things

>phone's ringing
>it's todd howard
>"i know you pirated fallout 4 you little shit, expect me soon"

THAT AIN'T WORKIN'

>Simpsons Skateboarding
They would be right to laugh at you.

I use the last uTorrent version that was good, way before they filled it with that fucking Bitcoin miner.

>expect me soon
WEKNOW

THAT'S THE WAY YOU DO IT

>cops forced their way into my apartment
>apparently there were complaints of a smell
>they found my wanky blanky, my cummy bunny, 18 piss bottles, 9 poop jugs, 1 TB of trap porn, 6 used diapers AND discovered that I had illegally downloaded and episode of Workaholics

>workaholics
You sick motherfucker.

* a random applause *

>cops find my unregistered copy of The Ultimate Doom
Should I just an hero in prison?

>He didn't pirate Utor Plus with Utor

god tier futa the green hair chick that cums gallons is the best

>giving presentation
>forget to close Sup Forums on my computer before it's put up on the projector

>wanky blanky

>Nintendo is sending their Yakuza to my house because I added a backlight mod to my gameboy

>tfw Secret Service pulled my car over, took out the bloodhounds and found my bootleg disc-scratch cleaning fluids under the floor panels
>tfw got life sentencd in guantanamo bay and im being put on the worlds most wanted list
we had a good run lads

>tfw this really happens because you're Japanese
>go to prison for it

>returned a rented game without rewinding it
>RCMP put me on the 6'o clock news

It's over for me

>it's a waifu thread
>random guy in the back says 'good taste'

>I busted into my friends dorm room, I needed some papers and the project Flash drive because he said he wasn't home

>found him cross dressing

>had to leave telling him I don't give a fuck what he does with himself just leave me out of it

>class gangsta nigga calls your waifu shit

Fuck you Don'trell, Miku is pure!

is he hot?

I'm not gay so I don't have an opinion on that.

He's probably right.

>miku
>pure
Looks like Day'tron-nice was right

>crossdressing
but traps aren't gay

>mention to parents that I pirated my college textbooks
>they give me the money to buy them and say that they don't want me to go to jail

Not using an ancient pre-cashout version of uTorrent

>being this insecure

Knowing if a guy is good looking or not isn't gonna make you crave dick any harder than you already do, closetdweller.

>FBI came to my house and asked me if I'm Glorious Winged Faggot Extraordinare

>Use the mew glitch in pokemon yellow

>NSA uses 5 step master plan to arrest me inluding: kittens, gum, my mom and Lenins corpse on my way to work

>finally decided to upgrade to windows 10
>chose to install with advanced settings instead of (recommended)
>bill gates just dashed into my room and plunged a fucking shiv in my neck
>typing this out while suffering extensive blood lo

>steam gestapo confiscated my auto clicker

b-b-but I use it for micromanagement!

Roll

Please be good

What was his response?

What are they called?
Need exhen links if possible

I know they aren't gay.
What the fuck are you even saying .