Will we get a game spin off?

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Months before the premiere. It's almost guaranteed to be a Match-3 game

Probably on mobile

Probably since these wacky emojis appeal to children like moths to a light.

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Why.
Why is this a thing.

inverted cone doodoo?

Is this the worst thing to happen to the unicode standard?

the angry bird movie

that was actually bretty good tho

So what is the actual premise of this movie anyway? Is it "they're alive in your phone" along the lines of Wreck It Ralph?

Hollywood is a very sad thing.

Angry Birds is one thing but these are literally phone icons.

cracker crap?
do they mean cracker jack?
fucking idiots, no wonder sony pictures is sinking...

it was good movie about germany and mudslimes

Sony Pictures is filled with sabotage, politics, and corporate backstabbing. You can bet all your money that someone higher up forced it through despite all opposition to try and further their career, like was done with Ghostbusters or is currently being done with Feminist Barbie

I watched that last night.

It was pretty alright.

I don't think this will really have much of anything going for it.

Party Pooper

Because Sony's movie division is even more incompetent than their vidya division and they will make damn near any movie idea no matter how insipid.

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Yes, just like Ralph. They travel to different apps

Apparently it's about an emoji that can be all of them that's going on a quest to become a specified emoji.

>Feminist Barbie
I forgot "Whoopsie, raped my sister!" was playing as Barbie.

Confetti Poop?

sony pictures is just so cancerous. just like sony exclusives. and somehow playstations still end up being better than nintendo and xbox...
glad I don't buy consoles

>"Whoopsie, raped my sister!"
what

>the poop has a toilet paper bowtie
>the poop has eyebrows
>the poop has pores
>PORES
>THEY GAVE THE FUCKING POOP PORES

Because Sony Pictures

ENDLESS TRASH

>and somehow playstations still end up being better than nintendo and xbox...
Not with those shitty games.

lets not kid ourselves, wreck it ralph was dogshit too

It's pretty shamelessly a Wreck-It Ralph rip-off.

Main character's an emoji who can do multiple facial expressions, so the other emojis shun him for not having a real identity. He goes through a bunch of (probably real) apps to find out who he is.

Sony has spent the past few years clawing their brain out trying to get "the next big classic" and they're literally going to have to close their movie division if this fails.

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that's the point, xbox and nintendo are so bad that garbage like sony comes out on top.

Now that's what I call a shit eating grin.

>and they're literally going to have to close their movie division if this fails.
Good, they've been nothing but cancer for the longest time.

Fuck me, wrong person.

Funny thing, she still raped someone. I guess I mistook them for that.

You just know there'll be a sexting and nudes joke for all the parents going to see the movie.

Like I said, Sony can't be on the top with those shitty games.

What the flying fuck are you talking about
Do you often invent cases of rape for random actresses?

James Bond Burger? Fucking what, sony?

Like I said, they're all so shitty that one is king of the shitpile.

>eggplant emoji walking in the background
>background female emojis blush

Why don't they just throw Kojima in?

This movie is going to be successful.

How does this make you feel?

>Patrick Stewart
What the fuck

>random
nice try

Yeah, an endless runner with the shit emoji.

No, she did admit it.

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Speaking of which, who is the target audience for this movie?
Do little five year old baby kids that these shit cartoon movies are usually made for even care about cellphones and texting?
If not, is this supposed to appeal to teens or adults or what? I'm genuinely confused about what demographic would want to watch this.

The stupid thing is that they'll blame their vidya division and close that first.
YOU KNOW THIS WILL HAPPEN

there's a good chance it won't be.

ok

Well they've already shown us the "poop emoji interrupts before the word shit is used" joke so what do you think?

@365875590
no

Or combine it with the only profitable part of the company, SCE. That'll be great for the playstation.

Money.

No

I don't trust people not to be retarded.

>"I was born 87 years ago. For 65 years I've ruled as Tamriel's Emperor. But for all these years I have never been the ruler of my own dreams. I have seen the Gates of Oblivion, beyond which no waking eye may see. Behold, in Darkness a Doom sweeps the land. This is the 27th of Last Seed; the Year of Akatosh 433. These are the closing days of the 3rd Era, and the final hours of my life."

what's even the plot?

So they have the worst games and Xbox and Nintendo have better games comparatively.
After all the king of the shitpile is the worst of them all.

They didn't see Ghostbusters.

thank you user we all knew it

What the fuck is this language. It's even worse than Japanese.

I can understand that
But this?

>Xbox and Nintendo have better games comparatively.

Patrick Stewart does whatever the fuck he wants.

literally nobody is talking about it

It's for kids, they're practically reared on smart-phones nowadays.

>patrick stewart will die
>his last role will be Poop

post yfw

You were the one that said Sony was the king of the shitpile.

fun fact, some emojis are now part of windows dictionary and can be used normally like altcodes

Modern hieroglyphs.

It'll be big the first week because of the "what the fuck?" factor making people want to see how they did it, but it will be mediocre and will see a massive drop off after word-of-mouth and scathing reviews.

based Manzoni already did it, he literally sold his shit knowing that peoples would buy it anyway

>little cousin is like 4 and knows how to use a smart phone
>he watches little kids playing on youtube

I just hope they don't end up more autistic than this generation. Surprisingly though he got mesmerized by a gif of moonman.

>It'll be big the first week because of the "what the fuck?" factor
If that were the case it would have some publicity already. As it stands the trailer has about as many views as a low tier youtuber.

Humanity has sunk farther than it should have.

>Surprise Pop Quiz Answer: Sony Pictures

But also, Hollywood. Mostly, if not always, Hollywood.

>HAHAHA, A PENIS, IT'S SO FUNNY, HAHAHA SEX, I'M PISSING FROM LAUGHTER.

Geez. Anybody care to explain why people do this shit?

the king of the retards isnt necessarily the most retarded one

little kids have phones and tablets now user. they text and love emoji's.
source: My sister, she thinks this stuff is funny as hell, and she's 6

Why ain't ya'll hyped? Emoji's is what us chraaaazy kids like right?

I Casino Royale'd your sister.

They' re not trying anymore, right?

Shit, I knew they played gay little mobile games like Angry Birds and Minecraft but I didn't know social media was popular amongst toddlers now too.

In a kingdom of retards the king changes on a whim.
Unfortunately for you we're talking about how shit something is comparatively.

Same. I came with zero expectations when I saw that movie, but I actually somehow warmed myself to the birds' personalities and didn't really take it too seriously since it really was just a animated cartoon movie. Red was alright too.

see It's why Sausage Party got any sales at all.

You strapped her to a chair and slammed her balls? I hope she did something to deserve it.

party poop? party pooper?

Is that the girl from Life is Strange?

They use them but I don't think they're at the point where they would go and watch a movie centered solely around them. Especially when they don't really look like the ones they use.

wasn't there that weird sausage movie too? who is the target audience for that shit?

From what I know so far, the people currently entering high school have stunted social skills due to spending all of their time on social media. Not annoying like teenagers usually are, but noticeably worse and less polite in every way.

Gotta feel bad for the non-normalfags in that bunch. They never got to experience the internet before it became one dull pile of recycled memes and hashtags.

Anyone wanna give me a hand here?

>It's why Sausage Party got any sales at all.
My older sister absolutely adores that movie, but the trailers just made it look obnoxious and unpleasant.