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PLEASE SELECT YOUR CHARACTER!

Pit bull for tanking

golberian master race

>no black lab

DROPPED

Brown wiener dog in the front row, they won't be able to handle the snakelike movements.

Vizla or Weimaraner for athletics

I pick Marmaduke

weiner dog is the cutest

CHOOSE YOUR ALTER EEEGOOO!

The black and brown chihuahua, front row third from the right.

Looks like my first dog...

White dog 2nd from the right on the 2nd row from the back

>no doberman

>no BASED Beagle

Fuck this roster. And you say MK8 is a travesty

the fuck is bottom right. he looks like a muppet or a star wars monster.

B L A C K T O N G U E

This guy.

Pug? Boston terrier?

Man, they all look like bros. I fucking love dogs. Except those little fucking chihuahuas, they're like small rodents who think theyre dogs.

dlc

Fuck you

St. Bernard

I want dat fucking goober.

I used to think that until my mom got one. He's the sweetest little thing.

shiba

>{Street Fighter Alpha 2 Select Music]

>no Rottweiler
Eh, I'll go with the bloodhound then. Scrubs never see the ears coming.

I'd love to just throw a tennis ball and watch hell break loose.

beagles are loud stupid pieces of shit

>no chow chows
Its the patrician choice

crashing this thread with no survivors

>No Newfoundland or Golden Retriver
Dropped they only have 1/3 of my dogs. Great Dane ain't enough for me to buy this. [Spoiler] Might pirate

No, fuck you you little faggot. Those rats are for woman. You're fucking fat slut of a girlfriend probably has one that's why you defending those little abortions.

>He didn't unlock the Pomeranian

You suck at this game

I want this son of a bitch too

have any of you played the game Trove? Thoughts?

Fuck you my Chihuahua is the cutest dog in the world

I've had my chihuahua since I was a kid you cunt

*tips*

How come they always have that drooped ear?

GREAT DANE MASTERRACE

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Do you faggots carry it around in a little handbag?

>IVE HAD IT SINCE I WAS LIKE REALLY SMALL

This makes it better somehow? kek

That is the ugliest pug. So the pug.

What a stupid prick.
Cats aren't assholes because they are smart, they're assholes because they are lazy.

>he prefers wild creatures to animals genetically engineered to be superior pets
you can only be so contrarian

There's no Swissy so either the white/brown Pitbull or one of the Great Danes.

>cats aren't assholes because they are smart, they're assholes because they're lazy

Um....wat

>doberman

That was my first thought

I dunno uually Chihuahuss have perked up ears

Bruh my chihuahua is a pretty big dog (4 u)

Second from top left.

he never managed to get a highschool education. Dogs are loyal because they have actual complex family structures, cats stay with you because they are actual manchildren. Cats do not meow at eachother unless they are kittens.

>"lol cats are so amazing playing 4D chess haha dogs are just like the crude negros of the continent my cyclopean, unthinkable horror grows just thinking about how god doesn't exist and about cats"
>*vapes*

Cats aren't lazy, they just don't follow orders from leaders. If a cat needs to do shit he'll do it for as long as needed.

THAT WAS A FUCKING JOKE GODDAMN IT REEEE

You've clearly never had a cat.

YOU CANNOT NOT MATCH THE SPEED AND STRENGTH OF

[ JACK RUSSELL ]

>not buying the DLC guest character

So dogs are clingy bitches and cats are Sup Forums users.

I use the secret unlockable

>I was pretending to be retarded

This guy. Hands down.

I posted the picture. That user is someone else.

I'M WALKING ON SUNSHINE

Bichon master race coming through

I love not have dog hair everywhere in the house

2 cats and 3 dogs. If one of the cats finds a rat he will spend the entire time hunting it down. Excellent argument btw, I bet you also think I like cats more.

>people not picking Pittbulls

Aw, he looks so happy.

Cats just have a very simple mind set. They don't really think, they just do. Like how you can get a cat all the toys in the world to play with, and cat nip plastic balls, but instead he'll flip the fuck out and attack a piece of lint. They are majorly reactionary animals, where as dogs think more

>No top tier Bulldogs

into the garbage

is that a specific terrier breed or a mutt? my terrier looks similar to him.

That's your pick? You know those bigger dogs will tear him a new ass, right? Kek. Good luck. I'm going with the good ol' pitbull.

Dogs are hard working loyal Christian members of society.

Cats are left wing parasites.

Pretty much, although some dogs can be really lazy too.

Probably because he's actually being treated like an animal with feelings and a craving for love and attention, rather than being treated like a weapon for money and entertainment.

>Dogs thinking

u wot

he looks like me after i fuck ur mom

>tfw want a Shibe wicked bad but I'm allergic and they are not hypoallergenic

Oh. Good for him.

I have a corgi mix.

Dogs are terrible retarded creatures that should all die.

Anything that will shit and turn around and eat it's shit needs to die.

I choose to throw a grenade into the pile.

I will take the Dachshund.

I choose crow DLC character

>be animal control
>play with doggos and write tickets all day
>sometimes see shit like this

I also once caught a chihuahua balancing on the edges of a bucket. I had no idea they were a DEX breed

This nigga here could wreck everyone here and he knows it.

Who /mutt/ here?

>Buying best friends

I'm pretty sure dogs cann do the same with toys, for example dogs who don't give a shit about them but lose their shit over socks.

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>You didn't prime the grenade
>Dog catches it
>Runs back to you.

Good job.

Cute doggo. Why is Gotham already over?

Who /GOLDEN RETRIEVER/ HERE?

>Dogs are niggers in slavery
ftfy

This is your DLC for tonight

Terrier. Ratters are top tier speed freaks and vicous little yappers. Dig skill through the roof and they have an automatic +25% damage to vermin.

>but they aren't big dogs

So what? They'll out manuver any class and they live longer than any of those stupid big dogs.

pitbulls are garbage for edgy wannabe gangstas cocksuckers

Dogs's aren't stupid, they do think, of course it's still an animal so the thoughts are pretty simple, but they do think. Fun fact: Dog's actually have a part of their brain that has evolved specifically to respond to human voices.

>tfw considered getting a dog but am a clean freak and don't want to clean up after it

Chihuahua
Tiniest hitbox, everyone's attacks will miss

HUSKIES ARE THE BEST

>Dogs are hard working
Bitch please, only a few breeds and when properly trained, the majority of dogs are an insult to any hard worker.

here user, in webm form

Dogs have larger brains.
Generally this suggests a higher intelligence.

As well, cats do really stupid shit all the time. & Dogs aren't just big slobbering dummies; they're just more charismatic & can conceive of the benefits of a pack mentality. A willingness to interact & a capability to even work with another species sounds p smart to me senpai.

So Fox can pimp 24 Legacy for a few months.

based af

Except we actually want dogs around. Niggers were a nessacary evil (before hindsight)