Would you fuck an Ashley?

Would you fuck an Ashley?

No way, fag.

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not happening, motherfucker.

yes

Sure.

I mean, it's not like I have any self respect and more than a year to live, right?

Yeah nah, ya poofter.

Decline, queer.

you going to rob banks user?
They don't have as much money as they use to
you are better of hitting the armor trucks now

no we kenot do this niger

not a chance, homosexual

Can't do that, poofter

Seeing as how I'd rather not live to be a 30 year old virgin, I'd fuck anyone with a vagina at this point.

I'd rather not, you gay man.

jesus, the texture on her boots is like ten times as detailed as her sweater. Did the developers have a foot fetish and hate boobs?

Start banging dudes user. Gay guys put out easy

Not a chance, fancy pants

Just hire a hooker. That way you can ask for pointers while you "practice" on them. Just make sure its the opposite sex unless you are gay

NO GO, HOMO

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Well it only makes sense since feet are superior

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>blonde

Nope. Immediate indication that they are worthless trash. No matter how hot or pretty they are.

Her face looks the kids from the Polar Express

RE7 is kind of shit honestly. They made a decent game and then let "cinematic" and "realistic" take a dump all over it

It's really frustrating how the aiming is forced to be sluggish and shitty and my character moves slower than a toddler

Shame because the game is so high quality otherwise

And I really get tired of it pretending to be a game and then turning into a movie

also

>BOO a face appeared right in front of the screen and made you jump!

They've done it literally over five times now, stop,

damn it, this one really made me hopeful

Her ears are HUGE.

What are you talking about ?
They're taking it back to lel roots !

>oxidating

Denial upon you, English cigarette.

Someone please post the original.

I have the color one, but not the b&w

not a chance, fancypants
hell yes

I'm afraid I can't do that, flamer

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Oh and here's Plague's Zelda version he posted here on Christmas Eve

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HYAmind

yes!

Here's someone's colored version

hotter than the original desu, but then again I think Midna is one of the sexiest things imaginable

Sure if she is up for it.

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Why is she wearing two sweaters?

Fuck thin arms

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No. I'm not fucking sorry I'm a fucking low-life degenerate pedophile loser who'd hit rock-bottom wank and sexually obsesse over fictional female video-game characters.

Someone post the reversal edit

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Wrong. With every word typed, you are wrong, good day, sir.

He blows her off because he's not a desperate virgin like you. He's a professional and Ashley is just a kid.

>cosplayer got Leon's hair right
well I'll be damned
only took 12 years

Go to a strip club. I went to one for the first time and after shilling out 290 I lost my virginity to a hot black stripper.

Plus, you know, Boss's daughter, company ink, etc.

No way that I wouldn't fuck her fag.

>stripper

That was not a stripper user, that was a hooker that strips on the side.

Negative, nancy boy.

I'm afraid to fuck normal girls because of normal non-zombie non-parasite diseases. Why would I fuck her.

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Here's the original original.

fpbp

no

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Holy shit, that's some art.

> no ballistics

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Why didn't she show up in RE6? That plot was essentially fan fiction already, they could have had Leon run into her in the Whitehouse while he was escaping. God dammit Capcom, missed opportunity

How big of a gap was between 4 and 6? I don't really recall, but I feel it may have been a different president at that time.

shit, you're right. The president who came into power after Ashley's dad was the same guy who got Leon into the government as an agent in the first place, which explains why they were good friends

No we cenot do this niger

Ada probably already has.

I'd watch that

>looks hot in game
>her face looks like a fucking monkey in official art
Why