So why DID Nintendo choose this design to represent their new console? Seems like a strange choice

So why DID Nintendo choose this design to represent their new console? Seems like a strange choice.

Ya know, I actually don't want to fuck that dog.

What are you? Gay?

>People actually find these proportions attractive

>What's wrong Kimishima-kun? Could it be you're craving my McDockies

it's that the Nintendo Bitch?

Sto0pid dawg

Why is he so cute?

Good.

Goddam degenerates not being fine with simply rubbing their shitty fetish in our faces but being openly antagonistic of all Switch-tan designs. Their cancer knows no bounds.

thicc is the worst meme to come of this site
literally idiots calling fatties attractive

Post more thick switchdog

We need to go thiccer

Anywhere I can download the model ? I want to screw with it

>cute
>pornstar ass
>camel toe

That one, however...

>furfags couldn't just leave it as a quadruped dog mascot and had to fetishise it

They ruin everything

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what the fuck is this shit?

blame the original artist and the people who bandwagoned and fucked up its proportions with "de thick with two "c's" its midget landwhale tier now

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Vita is fat!
Fat!

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thyere hoping the internet makes them a new meme

This. You fat fetishists are not welcome here. Take your greasy lardass obsession elsewhere.

t. virgin

>console tan autists can't accept that everyone wants an animal mascot
>just like a lot of big companies from their childhood
I would like a cat.

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>You live on an internet where art college dropouts successfully forced their shortcomings like impossible proportions, malformed food-esque genitalia, and whatever the fuck you call vimhomeless' shtick as fapworthy
>they will be more successful than most artists who have worked their entire lives honing their craft and devoting themselves to the canvas because of horny teenagers who will send their entire life savings for the porn artists to draw whale-blubberized versions of pop culture characters
>things will only get worse from here as what qualifies as vanilla will go lower and lower with time

Delet mankind.

I wanna shove my face in that ass!

this is one of the most autistic things i've ever seen in my life